Friday, June 20, 2008

We're Going MILF Hunting! FHF Draft Open Thread

So at FHF we have one goal for the draft this year - to find this year's version of Kyle Turris' mom, MILF extraordinaire from last year's draft. We're gonna get good and drunk, throw in some meth and strippers for flavour, and comment the hell out of this evening's activities. So if you're around and bored, please join us and rate the draftees' moms (and girlfriends, but only if they're 18 and over - h/t moeman). Sure, you can even comment on hockey, or this whole Sundin business (h/t PPP).

If this is your first visit to FHF today, be sure to scroll down to the next post, as HF10 as outlined what you will see at the draft tonight. It's so eerily accurate, you probably don't even have to watch!

We'll see you in the comments at 8 PM.

44 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

it's only 6 but i'm close to being drunk already. i'm in trouble

HabsFan29 said...

WTF??? i was sure the draft started at 8. whoops! missed the first 3 picks. were there any milf's???

HabsFan29 said...

Alex Tanguay??

msevigny said...

Did I get a contact high on the bus ride home (ps: thanks for putting this on at 4 PST on a weekday, jackasses) or did the Habs trade for Tanguay? I also think I just heard that Cito Gaston is the Jays coach again so maybe I AM high because I think he died a couple years ago.

HabsFan29 said...

msevigny it's ALL true. Tanguay and Gaston

deep breath

HabsFan29 said...

luke schenn's mom did not fill the milf bill

msevigny said...

Luke definitely filled some sort of ILF bill for Pierre. He hasn't sounded that smitten since Sidney scored his first shootout goal against the Habs.

HabsFan29 said...

Fletcher re Sundin - gave habs "exclusive rights (to negotiate) and so be it"

welcome mats?

HabsFan29 said...

Pierre was almost reserved - like he couldnt contain his orgasm

Rips it, scores! said...

Umberger to Columbus!?!

PS: Welcome to Montreal, monsieur Tanguay.

HabsFan29 said...

is that Filatov's mom???? we may have a winner!!!!

Rips it, scores! said...

The Columbus guy pronounced CSKA like 'siesta'....."Siesta Moscow" would be a good team to play for.

StlBlues1967 said...

Filatov's mom=I could hit that

HabsFan29 said...

@StlBlues1967 - we have a clear winner in the milf hunt so far. russian women, mmmm

HabsFan29 said...

Colin Wilson's mom and sister(?)!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs Filatov is out

HabsFan29 said...

ooh Danish Mom Mrs Boedker. a little curvacious but alright

StlBlues1967 said...

Boedker wins Mullet of the Night.

He needs a wife beater, a Dale Jr hat, and a Bud Light.

HabsFan29 said...

cmon Nucks, give us a MILF...

HabsFan29 said...

Mrs Hodgson = 4-5 beers necessary

HabsFan29 said...

nice tits Rhonda Beach!!!

HabsFan29 said...

Mrs Myers not bad, but I expected a model type with a 6'7" son like that

moeman said...

Boychuk sister is a gymnast. Score!

StlBlues1967 said...

The draft is making me bored, so I switched over to NHL Network to watch Classic Series of the '93 Cup finals.

Good times.

HabsFan29 said...

aw, 1993. i may cry

HabsFan29 said...

swedish MILF?? who was that blonde??

moeman said...

Bs Colborne has a nice entourage.

HabsFan29 said...

ooh decent talent behind Joe Colburn he hugs. sisters or g/f's?

moeman said...

Carkner's mom has a a nice throw your keys in the bowl look.

HabsFan29 said...

rewound Joe Colborne's (nice spell on the firstg one asshat) entourage and it's really quite something

and now Gardiner's mom and underage sister, not bad either. the mom, i mean.

moeman said...

If you like big-boned gals Chet has a full-figured sister for ya hf29.

HabsFan29 said...

is it the meth or is this round taking forever?

moeman said...

hf29, its Ottawa, Fed Gov town.

HabsFan29 said...

+1 moeman, heh.

ANOTHER COMMERCIAL. seriously, time is standing still now

moeman said...

A glimpse at del zotto's sister/cousin/GF/neighbour showed some major potential. His mom has had a lot of work done but has a nice smile.

HabsFan29 said...

Del Zotto's underage sister or gf! hellooooo

i feel a bit dirty, i guess, maybe

Senators Lost Cojones said...

Kill me now.

That is all.

moeman said...

Does tsn always have to show player bios with them or their father's scoring on the Habs?

HabsFan29 said...

this round is taking so long im even tired of milf hunting

HabsFan29 said...

ooh Cuma's gun chewing gf/sister/neighbour/cousin/mere acquaintance brought me back to life a bit

HabsFan29 said...

you know Habs don't even have a pick anymore with this Tanguay business, why am I even watching this?

HabsFan29 said...

just in case i fall asleep here on my couch due to boredom, for any latecomers let's hear your thoughts on the draft, on milfs, or Tanguay, or FUCK WILL THIS THING NEVER END??????

sorry sorry. i remember why i hate drafts now

Doogie said...

Does tsn always have to show player bios with them or their father's scoring on the Habs?

That might be the only Capitals game TSN showed in the '80s. Still...cover that shit, Roy, Jesus.

orangeman said...

Just thought I should come in here and apologize for my comment about not trusting Bob yesterday. On the surface this Tanguay deal looks very good. Sundin? Not so sure. But Tanguay will fit in nicely.

Anyway, MILFs in the draft? Really, guys. They invented this thing called the internet a while back and now you can see boobies anytime you want without the horribly boring filler of jersey try-ons and hand shakes. Just a heads up. SMILES!

/runs to add Tangauy to Habs on PS2. And look at boobies on internet.

Doogie said...

That might be the only Capitals game TSN showed in the '80s. Still...cover that shit, Roy, Jesus.

I've had it pointed out to me since I wrote this that it could have been Richard Sevigny. That would make more sense.