We're pulling out two old streaks to try and shake things up. As Melly suggested in the comments yesterday, the male strippers vs. the Leafs was a good one. Desperate times call for desperate measures. And that "hot chicks Tom Brady slept with" streak was fun. So above is Erin Naas, L.A.-based model. She and Tom "dated" briefly back in 2003.
Hey kids! How y'all doing on the lovely spring Saturday? It's a fine beautiful day full of sunshine and lollipops. You know, if the Habs go both ways tonight, play a little offence and a little defence, everything will be alright. I'm happy the Habs still have plenty of time to right the ship and get this going before the playof...
Fuck that shit. I can't fucking hold it in any longer. This fucking team has ELEVEN FUCKING GAMES LEFT TO PLAY. That's not a lot of fucking time. Anyone remember the fucking Senators collapse last year? Don't we fucking look like that? We fucking suck. We can't play defence, our alleged offensive players can't fucking skate or score, and our fucking franchise goalie is toute fucké in the fucking head. Wake the fuck up you fucking team.
Whew, that felt good. Alrighty let's hit the bullet points to set this one up:
- 7:00 P.M. start at the Phone Booth. It's on CBC of course. Saturday Night! Leafs-Habs! Too bad both teams fucking suck;
- Each team has won two in the season series so far;
- Habs have lost 4 in a row. Really? I thought it was more;
- The Leaves are 8-4-1 in their last 13 games. Wow. I'd take that;
- While not a 100% Leafs blog, we dig Eyebleaf of Sports and the City so much we'll give him the cover charge tonight;
- Mad Max the Tender Greek are the only players we would consider as hot right now, and maybe Jaro, who looks to be starting tonight;
- The rest of the team, as already mentioned several times, sucks. Special mention for Higgy and Big Tits;
- Ponikarovsky has 5 points in his last 3 games, our old friend Grabs has 4 in 3;
- Martin Gerber is a Martin Gerber-esque 1-2-0, 4.37, .879 in his last 3 starts;
- Rumours have Big Tits, DOOM, and Dagger all in the press box, but nothing is confirmed as of now;
- Kaberle hurt his hand again and is day to day;
- For your post-game adult entertainment, in the spirit of sucking, enjoy America's Cock Sucking Championship. Needless to say, it's NSFW.