Sunday, March 13, 2011
Afternoon FHFun, was it good for you? cuz it was good for me! ~ Habs 3 - Pens 0 ~ Game Review for your Sunday spooning thread
I love weekends. They're sexy. Fun things happen on a delightful Saturday afternoon when the Habs win.
Game 69 ~ Habs played great at both ends. Who doesn't love these digits, 38-24-7.
Who needs a beard? ~ We do and we like Paul Mara. He's added protection.
Rubbing one out ~ After not performing in their last outing our pent up Habs looked great, undressed the Pens and unloaded whilst releasing tension.
Bed spring forward ~ CHange your cLocks FHFers or be late for that date with your mate.
CHicken CHoked ~ Pouliot has lost his mojo. Needs to be stimulateDDD.
Big dicks ~ At their usual cheap peep show cbc/hnic drops a loonie to see foot fetish aficionado ron wilson compare blocking a shot to a concussion. Go eat burke's toe jam.
Ménage-à-quoi? ~ Two Pens tried to do Subban, he just smiled and enjoyed the attention.
Be BraZZen ~ PatCHes, you lucky fucking bastard. Merci lg.
Cammi Sutra ~ Cammalleri made it 3-0 at 6:51, 'going down' to one knee to redirect Jeff Halpern's sharp sausage by Fleury. Squid finally finds the G-spot!
Pulled out ~ After three goals on 12 shots, Pittsburgh coach Dan Bylsma replaced Fleury with Brent Johnson, who stopped all eight shots he faced.
Lovetoy™ ~ Lovejoy, what a cool name. Imagine if he was a Hab. No need for a nickname but oh what FHFun it is to ride.
Push, push, was it bush? ~ PK's elbowing penalty seemed like a cheap makeup move.
Pets de soeurs ~ heh, you probably expected some kind of fart noise. Nope. Made these with real sirop d'érable. Yes they look like bellybuttons, eat, up.
Roman sex maCHine was +3. How old is that cat?
Not all blowjobs are good ~ Old prick bob cold and masturbating millen still can't get it up.
Shooting blanks ~ Flightless birds couldn't come from behind and score as Habs hot Playboy Carey Price notched his goalposts for the eighth shutout this season, he's headed to the Canadiens goalie Penthouse.
No Scissor Sisters ~ No Sid, No Gino, No scoring. NTTIAWWT.
Roll over, snooze and reload ~ to bust a Cap in OVs ass, then bitCHslap Boucher's bunch of muffed up divers.