Thursday, March 06, 2008

Hellooooo to The Pack Dance Team - Coyotes Game Preview and Open Thread

Today we are pleased to feature the lovely Rachel of the Coyotes Dance Team. Be sure to check out her bio, where she lists her favourite quote as "I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me." I've decided if Rachel is involved, she can do me through Christ.

Details, details - 9 PM E.S.T. start (same time as Lost, grrr) at the Jobing.com arena. No joke, that's what it's called. I am heavily involved in the Web as part of my career, and I have no fucking clue what Jobing.com is, even after I visited the site. Something about jobs, I guess. Habs 7-3 in their last 10, Coyotes 6-3-1, and coming off a win against the Stars. Coyotes have not beaten the Habs since 1998. I didn't even now the Coyotes were playing in 1998.

Our next lady blogger friend - the talented Tracy of True Coyote Love. Another of the ubiquitous HLOG, she likes life and hugs. Don't we all.

Fuck this desert is hot, but it's a dry heat - Turtleplek 7 points in his last 3 games, Kovy 6 points in that same span. Ilya Bryzgalov is 3-2-0, 1.21, .960 in his last 5 games.

Who's number 1? - Well, it's clearly Carey Price as he gets the start again even after a mediocre performance against the Sharks.

Can't have a preview without some stripper reference - current American Idol contestant David Hernandez worked as a male dancer at Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix. Dick's. Heh.

63 comments:

  1. What, is everyone in MTL working late or something? Can't believe nobody's posting yet...

    ReplyDelete
  2. FINALLY someone is out there! I was getting worried. Thanks Fezworth

    ReplyDelete
  3. no problem 29. I'll be on the forum all night. Got some house cleaning to do, and some heavy drinking (partly to get ready for the game, partly to forget work today), but i'll be here.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Yay! Another west coast game. Now just waiting for a western Canadian trip...

    Hopefully TFS doesn't stink it up again. Not surprised he's starting though, just because it makes more sense to give him the night off agains teh league's doormat (L.A.) in back-to-back games this weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  5. man you guys in Calgary are LOVING tgonight - nice 7 PM start. just like home!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Twelve years of Catholic education and I never met a woman like that. It must be a Protestant thing? Martin Luther rocks!!!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Yeah, it's great... I can actually drink before the game without having to do it at work.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Is it me or is the occupation always "student" when it comes to a woman like this? If they were students when I was in college and grad school, I would have studied a hell of lot more!

    ReplyDelete
  9. success, were you perchance a computer science student?

    ReplyDelete
  10. philosophy and English Lit guys. they're all there.

    ReplyDelete
  11. the burgh is losing and so are the B's !

    ReplyDelete
  12. good catch bryan! the stage is set...

    ReplyDelete
  13. I'm choosing Lost for the first hour...and if I'm still awake, then I'll watch the game.

    ReplyDelete
  14. don't tell anyone Bethany, but me too.

    wait, what?

    ReplyDelete
  15. you losers

    mick mcgeough is the ref. so much for a rebound win

    ReplyDelete
  16. Your secret is safe with me!! Go Habs, but don't tell my twin, Tracy. By the way have you ever read Lost-Vivor?

    ReplyDelete
  17. 7-1 Leafs leading B's. yikes

    ReplyDelete
  18. i haven't read it bethany. heard it's good

    ReplyDelete
  19. alright are we aloud to have Lost spoilers on this thread?

    ReplyDelete
  20. did i flip on the bulldogs game by accident? where the fuck are all the fans?

    ReplyDelete
  21. someone know why Yvon is doing play by play? where's Pierre?

    ReplyDelete
  22. Lost spoilers are allowed...and what the hell Boston gets lit up every other day.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Juliet's a baaad girl, apparently... tsk tsk...

    ReplyDelete
  24. Juliet you slut!

    Er, I mean, go habs go!

    ReplyDelete
  25. Think we're gonna find out who boat-boy is tonight?

    Pretty pathetic period... No goals against, but nothing that exciting.

    ReplyDelete
  26. It's so totally Sayid I think.

    ReplyDelete
  27. i can't believe you're all watching Lost.

    i'll slap a picture of all your testacles on the side of a milk carton, see if we can't get those back for ya

    ReplyDelete
  28. Oh snap!! Ben wants some booty!!

    ReplyDelete
  29. hehe good one bryan

    it's gonna be Michael

    ReplyDelete
  30. Maybe it's Walt? Ya know the taller Walt?

    ReplyDelete
  31. bethany, Lost-vivor is fantastic, I've read one post and I'm hooked!

    ReplyDelete
  32. My mom thinks Charlie...but...they like the Locke's dad idea...

    ReplyDelete
  33. It IS amazing!! I LOVE IT!! KILL THEM JULIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  34. I wanna make out with Jack...what a slut.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Bethany, you do realise he probably smells like week-old roadkill

    ReplyDelete
  36. He's pretty.

    "A face you never expected to see again."

    I don't think it's Locke's dad...it's Walt or Michael...or Charlie my guess is one of the first two...

    ReplyDelete
  37. it's so Michael. so what's up with this gas business?

    ok, hockey! Pitt and B's both lose. too bad we don't seem to be doing much

    ReplyDelete
  38. Okay, here's what I think, it's going to be Charlie, because, we wouldn't be surprised by Michael or Walt, because Locke already saw Walt.

    How do you guys feel about Gorges?

    ReplyDelete
  39. Awesome, Habs score just as Lost ends! Perfection :)

    ReplyDelete
  40. i like the Charlie idea.

    Gorges is getting better and better

    WOOHOO! i'll take that

    ReplyDelete
  41. I love the Charlie idea.

    I've always liked Gorges.

    And, YAY GO HABS!

    ReplyDelete
  42. Josh Gorges is Ben's man on the boat?? I didn't even know he could act!

    ReplyDelete
  43. alright kids some bad news besides the Habs blechy play. yours truly has to be on a 730 AM flight, so it's bed time soon. keep it real out west

    ReplyDelete
  44. oh, is there hockey? I couldn't tell, what with all the dancing going on on the ice. This game is very much like the San Jose game. We're tied after two, and it feels like we're losing. What's going on?

    ReplyDelete
  45. DUDE!! Doan and Price are cousins...I feel excited...haha. Sorry if you all knew that and I didn't.

    ReplyDelete
  46. You have to think that Auntie Price is going to be giving Shane Doan a hard time next time he comes to visit.

    "How DARE you score on my son?"

    ReplyDelete
  47. I was going to say:
    "Frankie B! Great backcheck!"

    Instead I will say:
    "Frankie B! You asshole!"

    ReplyDelete
  48. This is painful to watch.....this is the worst game I have seen them play since their late season collapse last year. This is becoming eerily similar......

    ReplyDelete
  49. I have enjoyed watching Lats come down on one on one's with coyotes defenders. They let him play with a bit and then simply take it away from him. They know he is not skating around anybody.

    ReplyDelete
  50. Okay boys, try to steal this one now.

    ReplyDelete
  51. I love how the announcers in the away cities sound so dejected when the habs score.

    If you listen really closely, you can almost hear the single tear dropping from their quivering chins.

    ReplyDelete
  52. here it comes, listen for the tear drop!

    ReplyDelete
  53. Ooo, Theo gets a shutout against Anaheim

    ReplyDelete
  54. Wow, what a goal. Well after an en extremely lackluster 2 periods they pulled this out of their ass. Hopefully they can play that COMPLETE 60 minutes they always talk about on saturday.

    ReplyDelete
  55. I wish I could have joined in on this chatter last night but alas, I was at the game. Surrounded by a lot of French and not nearly enough ass-moving (by my team at least). I still can't believe we had this in the bag and let it go.

    It's getting to be a habit with us.

    Anyway, had a pretty good time at the game. Tried to take a bazillion pictures of the Habs' warmups... got two because technology hates me and my camera batteries were dead. The originals AND the backups. What a horrid night. Haha.

    ReplyDelete
  56. We must be discussing Rachel.

    Amen.

    Hallelujah!

    Is that considered a threesome?

    ReplyDelete

think before you post. or don't. we don't give a fuck.

comments MUST include either profane language, links to pornography, or a reference to the Leafs or Bruins sucking.

If you want to create a clickable link, use this tag, replacing the square brackets with < and >:

[a href="http://www.URLtolinkto.com"]Text to display[/a]

Note: only a member of this blog may post a comment.