After 77 games, I am totally out of ideas to keep my previews new and exciting. So I am defying myself - write a preview without using the letter "h" (except as just noted in the previous sentence). Considering our sport and Nos Glorieux' nickname include said letter, not to mention several very important brief words in our language, I am fucked.
Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, arena named after a bank in Buffalo. Canadiens are 7-2-1 in last 10 games, Buffalo 4-4-2. Our boys are on a 3 game win streak, and are setting out on a 3-game road trip. Buffalo is in a tussle for entry into playoffs, and just beat Ottawa last evening. We've split 6 games so far during our current season.
Pay your cover to - Sabres Center Ice. Jessica only writes every week or so, but it's good stuff.
Sizzling Canadiens to keep an eye on - Price, Big Tits, Kovy, Streit, many more. Face it, we're playing pretty well.
Skanky Canadiens to keep an eye on - none. Even TSN says so.
Sizzling Sabres to keep an eye on - Derek Roy, 12 points in Sabres' last 6 games, Vanek, 5 points in Sabres' last 4.
Skanky Sabres to keep an eye on - G Ryan Miller is playing like dreck.
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Just as Gui! was getting warmed up, boom, out from a neck injury. DOOM expected to be back mid-April. Sabres injured list is too long to mention, I've got work to do.
Stuff to ponder - playoff appearance secured, do we rest some players or go for a #1 seed? Do we start giving Price every start just to keep warm going into post-season play? Do I continue to drink excessively, or rest my liver to be 100% for April?
Post-game strip club - Mademoiselle. Looks like an underage skank-o-rama. God love Buffalo.
Find a forbidden letter? Let's hear it. Numbers don't count, nor do tags.
Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, arena named after a bank in Buffalo. Canadiens are 7-2-1 in last 10 games, Buffalo 4-4-2. Our boys are on a 3 game win streak, and are setting out on a 3-game road trip. Buffalo is in a tussle for entry into playoffs, and just beat Ottawa last evening. We've split 6 games so far during our current season.
Pay your cover to - Sabres Center Ice. Jessica only writes every week or so, but it's good stuff.
Sizzling Canadiens to keep an eye on - Price, Big Tits, Kovy, Streit, many more. Face it, we're playing pretty well.
Skanky Canadiens to keep an eye on - none. Even TSN says so.
Sizzling Sabres to keep an eye on - Derek Roy, 12 points in Sabres' last 6 games, Vanek, 5 points in Sabres' last 4.
Skanky Sabres to keep an eye on - G Ryan Miller is playing like dreck.
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Just as Gui! was getting warmed up, boom, out from a neck injury. DOOM expected to be back mid-April. Sabres injured list is too long to mention, I've got work to do.
Stuff to ponder - playoff appearance secured, do we rest some players or go for a #1 seed? Do we start giving Price every start just to keep warm going into post-season play? Do I continue to drink excessively, or rest my liver to be 100% for April?
Post-game strip club - Mademoiselle. Looks like an underage skank-o-rama. God love Buffalo.
Find a forbidden letter? Let's hear it. Numbers don't count, nor do tags.
Maybe you should say "our boys ARE ON a 3-game win streak". Other than that it's very impressive.
ReplyDeleteThe Habs need to be careful, a banged up Sabres team can still be dangerous and this is exactly the kind of game I'd expect them to take too lightly and end up in an early hole.
fuck fuck fuck. nice spot msevigny. fixed.
ReplyDelete"Find a forbidden letter? Let's hear it."
ReplyDeleteUm, "Hear". Or here -> "hear it"
So close, yet so far. Should have written it in a Cockney accent, so you could say "ere it".
jeebus i suck, nice one 10
ReplyDeleteI am going to the game tonight. $60 bucks buys you 15th row centre ice seats in Buffalo.
ReplyDeleteGotta love it!
$60!!! goddamn.
ReplyDeleteMademoiselle FolieS Bergere, a world famous adult entertainment club near the Buffalo Niagara International Airport in Buffalo, NY. Come see why we've been Buffalo's #1 Gentlemen's Club for seven years!
ReplyDeleteOnly one 'h'.
Friday night game against Buffalo. Got a feeling it may be quiet around here...
ReplyDeleteBut my drinks are poured, ready to go!
Ryan Miller played 72 games already? No wonder he sucks lately
ReplyDeleteuh oh Saku limps to the bench
ReplyDeletethe injury bug is biting!
Koivu back on the ice. whew
ReplyDeleteIm glad no one saw that period. meh. Sabres desperate, Habs listless.
ReplyDeleteHabs might show up at some point
ReplyDeletewell we showed up for a while but the Sabers' desperation is too much for us?
ReplyDeleteHabs have pretty much packed it in here in the 3rd. Yawn. Guess their heads are already in Toronto fot tomorrow.
ReplyDeletepacked it in ALL NIGHT
ReplyDeleteblech
jeez you play 4 minutes and steal a point
ReplyDeleteI spoke too soon. I don't recognize this team. They play 3 minutes and that's good enough for a point at least. Imagine what they could do if they played 60 minutes!
ReplyDeletewow. can you believe that?
ReplyDeletepleks is just determined to do this thing all by himself.
ReplyDeleteole in buffalo.
ReplyDeletecrap that would have been a beauty.
ReplyDeletecrap that would have been a beauty.
ReplyDeleteyou have got to be kidding me
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow.
ReplyDeletejizz.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.YEAH.
ReplyDeleteof all the comebacks, that was my favorite. that's just sick.
ReplyDeletei'm sorry, i'm annoyed. we don't deserve shit for that game. mailed it in for 57 minutes. grrr
ReplyDeletei can't enjoy anything
god hates you, 29 ?
ReplyDeleteI was there with about 4000 other Hab fans, and loved it! Our three minutes was better than their fifty-seven!
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