Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Get out of the fucking way, Rhino is in town

A lap dance to FHF reader Melly (note: may or may not be legendary DJ Melly Mel) for pointing out that Ryan O'Byrne has signed a 3-year contract for an undisclosed sum. We are giddy, given our general love of 6'5" 235 lbs. defensemen.

This has to signal the end of both Breezer and El Dandy, right? Right? Please god let that be right.

6 comments:

  1. RHIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Hide your purses, ladies. (Oh come on. Someone was gonna say it.)

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  2. Fuck this, where's the PORN? PORN. I had my first kid two weeks ago.

    I haven't seen my wife since.

    I demand Cake!, and Fine Wine! And PORN!

    Fucking get it happening you giant cunts!


    JeffHK

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  3. my God Jeff has procreated. run for your life, kid.

    congrats Jeff! your wish has been answered (well not porn but i do my best)

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  4. Thank you 29. I enjoy the image and I am gently touching myself now.

    Worried about right wing, we need a sniper next year, Kovy likely gone.

    Fuck.

    By the way it's 11:20 AM in all those 'law' ofices in Torona and Montreal, get back to work you horrible consuming yuppie scum.

    Cheers
    JHK

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  5. Kisses, 29! Thanks for the lapdance, that bedazzled manthong is really flattering on ya!

    DJ Melly Mel. Nice.

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