Monday, July 28, 2008

Habs Sign Sundin to 2-year, $17 Million Dollar Deal

*may not be true. Eklund, we can make shit up as well as you.

15 comments:

  1. WTF! I will no longer come to this site on a daily basis for legitimate Montreal Canadiens news!




    Kidding! I never did. My heart actually skipped a beat though.

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  2. You unbelievable bastards... I screamed out loud! My staff now think I'm insane...

    well moreso than usual.

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  3. I wonder if Matty's girl knows he once played for the Nodicks? Of course, that was before she was born.

    I also wonder if she's interested in trying on some peasant before becoming Mrs. Moneybags?

    So much to ponder....

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  4. Wow. That hurt.

    In Afghanistan now, hoping to get some news about my Habs on the Sundin front.

    I see this. Heart starts pacing fast. Joy is palpable.

    Hopes quickly crushed.

    Pricks.

    Still love your blog, though -- despite the fact that whoever thought that one up is a wee bit of an asshole.

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  5. well my little joke seemed to work, but it was never meant to freak out people in Afghanistan, especially if they are there fighting (and I am not sure why anyone else with a Habs interest would be there, so that's what I am assuming).

    so now I feel really bad, Anonymous, if that makes you feel any better

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  6. eeeeeevil!

    well played, well played.

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  7. Post a pic of a REALLY hot chick and all will be forgiven.

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  8. Good stuff. I look forward to videos of your dog making predictions and an aborted attempt at a blogger contest.

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  9. Need a little more effort to be as vague as Eklund though guys:

    "On Sundin...Another source at this hour has informed me that he is hearing Montreal is NOT just competing against Vancouver, but also "a team that is NOT in the news currently regarding Mats."

    Well, who saw that coming?"

    – The Venerable (read: Venereal) Eklund


    The art of saying nothing.

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  10. Hey, Eklund has the same photo of Mats. I think he may have a man-crush on you 29. He idolizes you. Or did he have it first and is it the other way around.

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  11. As a Leafs fan, I have to say I love and hate you guys equally.

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  12. @topham - +1

    @habs101 - I NEVER go to Eklund's site anymore (refuse to help with his stats) so he stole from me, I guess. he never has an original thought, unless it's made up

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  13. Haha! Classic! I wish I would have thought of this.... Good job!

    Sundin ain't going to Montreal though. Fuck that. Is he going to take the captaincy away from Saku? He wants to be the leader of a competitive team and be a difference-maker.
    Commence crying. :)

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