No need for opening bullshit (scroll down for more season preview stuff), so let's dive in.
Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, at whatever the hell the Buffalo arena is not named the Aud. On RDS of course, though the RDS crew won't be quite the same as last year. Both teams are 0-0 to start the season. Habs were 4-3-1 against Buffalo last year.
Pay your cover charge to - Die by the Blade doesn't pull punches and gives good analysis. Ooh, good analysis. Someday we'll have that around here.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Uh, all of them? We can be optimistic for game one. Kovy and Big Tits looked really solid in the pre-season, as did DOOM. The all-new svelte TFS(tm) looked ready to go.
Skanky Habs to watch - with injuries, Koivu-Tangy-Higgy never really had a chance to get going in the pre-season. We'll put Breezer here for now, just to pile on. And how about Milk Carton Mike for old time sake?
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Higgy, LaRock / LaCock / LaWreck / Tabernaque (all good suggestions, thx everyone), and Frankie B won't be dancing. Let's hope this is not a sign of things to come.
Hot sexy Sabres to watch - how the fuck should I know? This team will probably live and die by Ryan Miller. Derek Roy had a career high 32 goals and Jason Pominville had 80 points last season.
Skanky Sabres to watch - again, how the fuck should I know?
Let's do some lines - with Higgy out, there are ripples down the whole line-up. Danse à 10 is intact, but then Gui! takes a spot with Koivu and Tangy, GBL will centre Little Tits and Greek Lightning (?!), and Mad Max - Bégin - El Dandy are the 4th line. Chips is fucked over already.
Captain Crunch - mmmm, Cap'n Crunch. Boy I loved when Ally Sheedy made a Cap'n Crunch sandwich in The Breakfast Club (1:30 mark). Claire vs. Allison - discuss. Where was I? Oh, right, captains. Did you know that Saku Koivu is starting his tenth year with the "C"? Wow, I'm getting old. Had there not been a lockout, he would tie Jean Béliveau for the longest tenure as a Habs captain ever. Facing off with Saks will be his old buddy Craig Rivet, he of the zero games played with the team he's captain of.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - check out 24Kt Gold. Voted New York State's #1 party gentlemen's club by Exotic Dancer Magazine!
Ok kids, the 100th Anniversary crap begins in earnest right now. Let's hear your dirty dirty thoughts in the comments. God I've missed that phrase.
Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, at whatever the hell the Buffalo arena is not named the Aud. On RDS of course, though the RDS crew won't be quite the same as last year. Both teams are 0-0 to start the season. Habs were 4-3-1 against Buffalo last year.
Pay your cover charge to - Die by the Blade doesn't pull punches and gives good analysis. Ooh, good analysis. Someday we'll have that around here.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Uh, all of them? We can be optimistic for game one. Kovy and Big Tits looked really solid in the pre-season, as did DOOM. The all-new svelte TFS(tm) looked ready to go.
Skanky Habs to watch - with injuries, Koivu-Tangy-Higgy never really had a chance to get going in the pre-season. We'll put Breezer here for now, just to pile on. And how about Milk Carton Mike for old time sake?
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Higgy, LaRock / LaCock / LaWreck / Tabernaque (all good suggestions, thx everyone), and Frankie B won't be dancing. Let's hope this is not a sign of things to come.
Hot sexy Sabres to watch - how the fuck should I know? This team will probably live and die by Ryan Miller. Derek Roy had a career high 32 goals and Jason Pominville had 80 points last season.
Skanky Sabres to watch - again, how the fuck should I know?
Let's do some lines - with Higgy out, there are ripples down the whole line-up. Danse à 10 is intact, but then Gui! takes a spot with Koivu and Tangy, GBL will centre Little Tits and Greek Lightning (?!), and Mad Max - Bégin - El Dandy are the 4th line. Chips is fucked over already.
Captain Crunch - mmmm, Cap'n Crunch. Boy I loved when Ally Sheedy made a Cap'n Crunch sandwich in The Breakfast Club (1:30 mark). Claire vs. Allison - discuss. Where was I? Oh, right, captains. Did you know that Saku Koivu is starting his tenth year with the "C"? Wow, I'm getting old. Had there not been a lockout, he would tie Jean Béliveau for the longest tenure as a Habs captain ever. Facing off with Saks will be his old buddy Craig Rivet, he of the zero games played with the team he's captain of.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - check out 24Kt Gold. Voted New York State's #1 party gentlemen's club by Exotic Dancer Magazine!
Ok kids, the 100th Anniversary crap begins in earnest right now. Let's hear your dirty dirty thoughts in the comments. God I've missed that phrase.
I'm expecting a nice win tonight and and even nicer one tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSad to see CHip not in the line-up. He'd be a 1st liner with Grabovski in that other city.
Also, no Bible Spice to drop the puck tonight? Come on Buffalo! A little VPiLF action woulda been nice. Bonus, Sarah likes to wear f@ck-me pumps, all, the, time.
Go Habs! Go hockey!
GO HOCKEY PANTS!
ReplyDeleteAnd, fuck Les Sabres. Goddamn Don Edwards and Bob Sauve and Danny Gare and their damn play-by-play guy with the fucking La-la-la-la-Laaaa-fonnn-taaaaaaiiiinneeee! bullshit.
Man, I missed hatin' stuff.
Jordan? Really? She isn't too chav for you lot?
ReplyDelete@Wrap - i'm not sure what chav means, but she's got a hell of a pair of chavs
ReplyDeleteOMFG hockey!!! let's do it
Oh hallelujah, the 21st Centrey has come to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I’ve had a couple of months to practice, and now I’ve ready for some hot ‘wi-fi’ game action.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up HF10, 29?
Oh it's awesome to hear that song! I'm so glad the CBC did teh sensible thing and let CTV take the rights.
ReplyDeletePanger in the house! Look how fancy you are with your wi-fi and stuff.
ReplyDeleteFuck im nervous
re the HNIC song - i barely noticed! it was weird, i just sort of heard it and it sounded right. i totally forgot it was new for RDS. it just felt right
ReplyDeleteThanks 29! Good to be here, and I know what you mean.
ReplyDeleteWierd with out Yvon...
Thanks 29! Good to be here, and I know what you mean.
ReplyDeleteWierd with out Yvon...
"it just felt right"
ReplyDeletethat's what she said!!
(Appologies to those unfamiliar with The Office)
hehehe good one Panger
ReplyDeletewho's this Joel Bouchard dude in the studio? How do I make an e with an umlaut over it?
and the puck drops!!!! I may cry
ReplyDeleteGANG BANG!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck you Breezer. take a check like a man
ReplyDeleteLang breaks the ice early. That's always a good monkey to get off your back. Monkeys are annoying.
ReplyDeleteNice retaliation, Breezer. Letting your experience shine through there.
ReplyDelete@ wrap around curl:
ReplyDeleteI thought that as well. I hate the silly bint.
Doom and Markov looking like kids from a Slip N' Slide commercial.
ReplyDeleteFEAR THE COLLAPSE PEOPLE!!
ReplyDeletetoo early?
D was pretty ugly on that one
Fucksickles.
ReplyDeleteAre they re-cracking down on obstruction and no one told the players?
ReplyDeletedid they just drop the puck and go to commercial? whos on meth in the RDS truck?
ReplyDeletemeh
ReplyDeleteIs Carbo wearing the tie? This is a question that needs answering.
ReplyDeletethey sold the tie for 100 k at auction.
ReplyDeleteThen we're finished. :-(
ReplyDeletePS: $100k......really? Really?!?
Hebert Black enjoys seizure inducing ties... a lot.
ReplyDeletewe've had a little more zip in the last 5 minutes at least. i was getting worried. well, more worried
ReplyDeletegod damn breezer almost gave the buff sabes a nicely gift-wrapped pass at the blue line. good thing it was offsides.
ReplyDeleteGainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??
ReplyDeleteGainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??
ReplyDeleteGainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??
ReplyDeletePanger we heard you once. You must not yet be able to handle your crazy new wifi technology
ReplyDeletebut i do agree. gang bang rules so far. tangy on the other hand...
Short-handed for four minutes. Fantastic.
ReplyDeleteBegin deserved the first one, but the second was clearly a dive
ReplyDeletedisaster in the making
ReplyDeletefeels like we're headed to OT
ReplyDeleteCheers for that, Lats.
ReplyDeleteI think I know who this year's whipping boy is gonna be.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pass by Alex.
ReplyDeleteoh god damnit hamr.
ReplyDelete"i know only slaps shots, no wrists shots."
oh Kovy i do love you 4 on 4
ReplyDeletei miss ties
ReplyDeletecancel the parade.
ReplyDeleteim a leafs fan now. see ya suckers.
Fuck. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteOk, well it's not like the stunk it up. They better win tomorrow though.
Later peeps, I'm headin' up to the 'chuck.
Go hockey!
Briseboise, Latendresse, Begin...yo're cut...and I've got my eye on you O'byrne, not seeing much of an upside.
ReplyDeleteLats, come into the office please...here are some two for one steamies coupons...we had a few laughs, but unfortunately for you, you are cut. I can move faster on the ice in my socks than you can with skates on...back to hamilton with ya.
ReplyDelete- Coach Carbo
Reality check please!
ReplyDelete