Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hat Trick Mania - Habs 5 Panthers 2

"I like that Carbo has decided to have one guy score a hat trick every night. That's some good strategizin'."
-HF10

Can you just imagine hot Montreal babes on skates in tight Habs gear and short skirts collecting hats thrown on the Bell Centre ice? And then having sex with me? Dare to dream kids. MAD MAX went MAD last night and scored 3 goals. No surprise to be honest. Since his benching a while back, you have to give the guy credit. Working, working, working all the time. Good to see the kid get rewarded. My only concern is he's not leaving room in the line-up for our boy CHips who should be playing with the CH already.

Some other quickie notes about the game yours truly only watched on Canadiens Express at 2 AM after a night of debauchery. Habs get their 3000th regular season win in their history. ZombiePleks actually skated like a living human to catch up with a puck and buried it, scoring for the first time in 11 games. Kovy has mad skillz in attempting to pass and having the puck carom off a skate for a goal. I loved Bégin dropping the gloves. BGL who?

The post-holiday road trip is going well for a change. I'm sure it won't last.

9 comments:

  1. Its going to be Dagger getting the hat trick tonight

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  2. i take that back, Breezeby is going to get a hat trick tonight

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  3. Breezer with a hat trick at losing the blue line 3 times in a row! Oh wait, he did that last night. But there's always room for more.

    ZombiePleks now needs to eat Lecav's BRAINS for spearing him, since the ref didn't let Gui! pound the shit out of him last time. Never mess with the little girl.

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  4. I want your Plex

    There's things that we guess
    And things that we know
    There's Habs you can trust
    And icegirls that you wan't
    There's little girls you hide
    And little girls that you show
    Sometimes you think you're gonna Plex it
    But you don't and that's just the way it blows

    I swear I won't tease you
    Won't tell you no lies
    I don't need no bite
    Just look in my zombie eyes
    I've waited so long Habs fans
    Now that we're friends
    Every fans got his/her patience
    And here's where they end

    I want your Plex
    I want you
    I want your Plex

    Plex's playing on my mind
    Plex's dancing on my soul
    He's taken so much time
    So Carbo just let him go
    We'd really like to try
    Oh we'd really love to know
    When you tell us we're gonna regret it
    Then we tell you that we love you but you still say no!

    I swear I won't tease you
    Won't tell you no lies
    I don't need no bite
    Just look in my zombie eyes
    I've waited so long Habs fans
    Out with the old

    I want your Plex
    I want your love
    I want your.. Plex

    He's natural
    He's CHemical (he'll do it)
    He's logical
    HABitual (can he do it?)
    He's sensual
    But most of all...
    Plex is something we should do
    Plex is something for me and you

    Plex is natural - Plex is good
    Not everybody does it
    But everybody should
    Plex is natural - Plex is fun
    Plex is best when it's... One on one
    Shorthanded one

    I'm not your Sergei
    I'm not your Andrei
    Talk to me brother
    I am a scorer

    C-c-c-c-come on

    What's your definition of zombie baby
    What do you consider plexography
    Don't you know you love me till it hurts you baby
    Don't you think it's time you had Plex with me

    What's your definition of zombie baby
    What do you consider plexography
    Don't you know you love me till it hurts you baby
    Don't you think it's time you had Plex with me

    Plex with me
    Plex with me
    Have Plex with me

    C-c-c-c-come on.

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  5. @moeman - thanks, am really enjoying your tunes - on message and timely.

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  6. I love you moeman. Totally awesome.

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  7. Thanks moe, now I feel dirty.

    I guess. So long as you don't want your Plex in some filthy public washroom in a park full of homeless guys....to each his own.


    Is TFS playing tonight? He should. Going for franchise win 3K1. Jaro can play for win 4K1...

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  8. TFS™ is in betwixt da pipes.

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  9. moeman i want your Plex. in a totally hetero non-man crush kind of way of course. not that theres anything wrong with that

    +14

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