This has nothing to do with hockey. Just accept it.
Who's going to play hockey against the Canadiens: Lightning in Tampa. If there is hockey in Tampa, by extension of this logic, do they play cricket in Mississippi?
What's at stake: Big game tonight, so much at stake. Like do we go 21-9-6, 20-10-6, or 20-9-7? Can you believe it? One of these things will actually happen!!! Can we stand this much intensity? I mean, is it physically possible?
When: 7:30, pm. just in time for all Quebecois to get ready to watch the game, in Tampa. Wonder if the home announcer will do the game in both languages, English and bad English (sorry Tampa Bayers, I've heard you speak, it's called a thesaurus, and no that's not a dinosaur).
Who the fack do you think you are, calling your arena the Forum despite being in the hockey developmental stages that are the equivalent of spermatozoa?!!! The St-Petes Times Forum. Go screw yourself Tampa.
Quebecois stars who are way too, look at me I'm a Quebecois star and I won't ever play in Montreal, because I just signed a 23-year contract worth 347 million dollars, but my team has been averaging 12 points a season because you don't win with quadriplegic goalies, to watch: Martin St-Louis leads the team in scoring with 31 points, followed by Vinny Lecavalier who leads the team in goals with 14 (to go along with his 16 assists and his very attractive girlfriends).
Next Hab to score three goals: Canadiens' goal, his third of the season scored by number 31, Carey Price!!! Either him or Mad Max will score the Habs first three, after having netted their last three. He will then go on to score the team's next 24 goals.
Will ZombiePleks remain Zombie Zombie Zombie eh eh eh, it's in your haaands, in your haaands Zombie...: sorry, gotta love the Irish rock bands.
Great Lightning blog: Chaseday. A great blog on lightning.
Can the Habs win again in Florida, thus proving that Lightning can in fact strike twice at the same place and produce a cheesy pun for this phenomenal blog? Let us know in the comments and don't leave till midnight tomorrow so we can all ring in the new year together.
i think we should all become Zombie HF's already
ReplyDeletethis is the first game i'll be watching on this road trip. jinx!
BRAINS!
ReplyDeleteI would love it for Price to score ONE goal let alone a hat trick. With his awesome puck moving skills and that wrist shot, he's gotta try some day. And not just in warmup.
Be fun to see TFS™ score whilst playing the leaf and wrist a nice long one by cujo.
ReplyDeleteRDS begins it's pre-game show praising, breezer. eesh.
ReplyDeleteBolts are wearing their extremely ultra super creative 3rd (pronounced 'turd') jerseys.
ReplyDeleteNice setup tonight HF4. The lightning blog...
ReplyDeleteSo, at least we now have Lapierre to pick up Tanguay's slack
Can tocchet wear a cheaper (Looking) suit?
ReplyDeleteTang gets banged. Dang!
ReplyDeleteah the efficient American workers standing around
ReplyDeletei know i say this all the time, but Recchi is still playing?
ReplyDeleteoof. Greek pounding there
callice
ReplyDeletethe whole team seems a little zombified if you ask me
ReplyDeletelooks like its time to get the "stand by me" pukefest video out again.
ReplyDeleteLARD ASS! LARD ASS!
The Lightning play like the Flyers. I guess that's Rik Tocchet's contribution.
ReplyDeleteMad Max is our only decent player right now
ReplyDeletei repeat, Mad Max is our best player right now. he's the only reason to watch this crapfest
ReplyDeleteNo shots in 3 power plays.
ReplyDeleteWe need a new coach.
HF29 - i think your first line said it best - he is our only DECENT player right now.
ReplyDeleteI mean - don't get me wrong - he is our best to - it's just that nobody else is even decent.
ReplyDeleteLang looks particularly awful tonight.
oh i understood matt, believe me
ReplyDeletewait, Lang's playing tonight?
Still in California. Hung out by the pool, played 13 holes of golf before it got dark, and now I'm enjoying delicious Red Stripe
ReplyDelete($6.99 for 6!!!).
What's hockey? Why am I on this site? I think I saw Mad Max this afternoon in the Desert, but what is a hat trick? There's no Lighting here, no clouds even. What's a French Canadian?
can the 4th line just play the rest of the game?
ReplyDeleteP.S. everyone in any menial job (Gardener, custodian, Target Employee) here is Mexican, then the next level (Gate attendant, Grocery Checkout person) is leathery with old sailor tattoos. More boob jobs than Super Sexe and Chez Paree put together, and everyone has a nicer car than me. $8 an hour gets you a 3-bedroom house and a '99 Explorer with huge mags.
ReplyDeleteIt's fucking retarded.
mmm Red Stripe
ReplyDeleteblehhh, Habs
Breezer trying to wake up the troops?
ReplyDeletewell are we gonna get points out of a miserable performance?
ReplyDeleteCarbo is telling them to defend the single point.
ReplyDeleteLike Italy in soccer.
Mr Clutch...Robert Lang.........
ReplyDeleteman that period seemed to end before it began.
ReplyDeleteit's a point i guess
Little Tits has been studying the Kovalev "all skate, no shoot" technique.
ReplyDeleteif you go by merit, your SO lineup will be Mad Max, Gui! and a zombie
ReplyDeleteWOW what a shot Max
ReplyDeleteNice pose by TFS after the save on Vinnie.
ReplyDeleteMAD MAX
ReplyDeleteBeauty by Max.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see Gainey at the games...I am somewhat sure he knows there are a few upgrades needed...
I missed it,,sounds like a good game to miss? fuck it,,we"re 2-0 since Christmas,,that's good isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI think I saw Higgins trolling for hookers in Hamilton...he couldn't score with them either?