This is Christmas and these are Penguin ornaments, but I like to imagine that these are the Pens committing mass suicide after the Habs win big tonight.Ok, the game has started, forget the pic so let's make this quick:
Game: Habs Pens
Where: North Pole
Time: about a half hour ago.
Who's hot: i've never heard a Penguin say "fuck it's hot in here!"
Who's not: Thomas Plekanec
Good blog: Pensblog
Crap, Pens just scored.
Talk to me. I bet we don't get a single comment
I forgot to program the game into my PVR until 30 seconds ago. So...yeah, I guess we're all a bit behind.
ReplyDeleteI blame the meth.
merry christmas doogie. I guess I just lost my bet.
ReplyDeleteYes, you did lose your bet. WRONG!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Habs just scored again - Andrei Kostitsyn again on an assist from the (former?) zombie?
who's not not hot anymore? turtleplex.
ReplyDeletehe's not not hot. he's not hot but not not hot. you know what i mean?
ReplyDeleteHe's lukewarm, but possibly on the way to hot?
ReplyDeletehe's tiède. he's like that first sip of soup that burns your lips followed by that second one that is mysteriously cold which makes you want to throw your microwave in the fucking garbage.
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed by thats pens goals. I haven't seen a goal that ugly since... umm. I've never seen a goal that ugly.
ReplyDeleteZombie Pleks is no longer.
Zombie Pleks is no longer.
ReplyDeleteBehold the powers of Santa!
And it isn't the microwave's fault. You need to stir the soup halfway through if you want it to heat evenly.
Can I love hockey and still despise Crosby?
ReplyDeleteCrap.
Pleks got new Turtlenecks.
ReplyDeleteTurtle Power!
@Baroque: according to the NHL, no.
ReplyDelete@ Gillis:
ReplyDeleteIn that case, the NHL can go to H.
I like who I want, not who they tell me to like.
Methinks Kostitsyn asked for goals for Christmas. :)
ReplyDeletefirst 29 games: 6 goals
ReplyDeletetonight: 3 goals
rest of career: 2 goals
malkin love sounds nice.
ReplyDeleteoohhh Greek Lightning got away with one there.
ReplyDeleteCarey Price = awesome.
ReplyDeleteCompletely undeserved.
ReplyDeleteUndeserved or not, it still counts.
ReplyDeletePrice deserved that.
ReplyDeleteMy wife from Belarsu she saY next man to be president of her countra: AK46
ReplyDeletePrice rocks.....Also i just got a habs jersey for Xmas was wondering if its blasphemy to have a players number but your own last name on it??
ReplyDeleteAK46 hat trick looks lovely.
ReplyDeleteZombiePleks is now: ZombieAssistPleks.
CAREY!CAREY!CAREY!
Who taught Gui! how to forecheck? That was pretty good there.
I think Habs played their Detroit tape to contain what looked like an aggressive and desperate to win Pens force. Still, good job shuting the door and blocking shots and NOT tipping them into your net. Who's head did Whitney nearly take off with that stick swing to the boards at the end. Eek! (Looked like number 17).
@GreenMeany: It's not blasphemy if you're covering up Brisebois' name. But odds are no one hates you enough to get you a Brisebois jersey.
ReplyDeletehaha poor breezeby, no its number 8 my fav number and player komisaurus, probly not as bad as my brothers with #33
ReplyDeleteLoved Gui! crosschecking Crosby's head. Thank you Santa.
ReplyDeleteMy view is that no one should have their own name on a Habs jersey. You asked!
ReplyDelete@GreenMeany: Have em' stitch DOOM! on your new number 8 jersey.
ReplyDeleteHerewith, the rules pertaining to jerseys and the labelling thereof.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/6pbtss
I don't know of anyone who died and named anyone else "god of jersey etiquette." If other people don't like it, so what? You are the one wearing it - you are the one who needs to be happy with it. Do what you like and ignore the whiners. It's just clothes, really.
ReplyDeleteDOOM on the back would be pretty funny, though. :)