Please enjoy the Lightning Girls sexy bikini photo shoot. It's a preview / open thread with video! What a time to be alive...
So apparently there is some football game in Tampa this week. You may have heard about it. By far, the most important fact about the game is that there are 43 strip clubs in Tampa. I know this because all the articles mention it. Pshaw, there are 43 strip clubs on Ste Catherine Street between Peel and St Laurent alone. Anyway, of course that means old school preview time...
Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start at the St Pete Times Forum, soon to be renamed the stpetetimes.com Forum. Did you know you can get a package of two tickets, two beers, two dogs and a parking pass for $39? Jesus fucking Christ, I think you can buy one beer at the Bell Centre for that (if you're lucky). Habs eked out a shootout win in Tampa over the Christmas holidays after losing one to the Bolts earlier in December. Bolts are starting to show signs of life, having won six of their last nine and can now at least see 8th in the East standings. Habs suck, losers of their last two.
Pay your cover charge to - Bolts Blog of course. Like there are any other Bolts blogs. Seriously, there are no other Bolts blogs.
Hot sexy habs to watch - Markov, with 10 points in his last 8 games, has taken over the team lead in scoring. Anyone else worried that our leading scorer is a D?
Skanky Habs to watch - let's hope TFS' solid first period in the ASG got him back into playing shape. ZombiePleks seems to have returned, zero points in his last 5 games.
Hot sexy Bolts to watch - Vinny, Marty, Vinny, Marty, Vinny, Marty. You know the drill.
Skanky Bolts to watch - Both of the websites I use to write the hot and not sections of the previews list no cold Bolts. Uh-oh.
Your featured dancers for the evening - Higgy makes his triumphant (?) return, and will play with Saku and Dagger on what will ostensibly be the fourth line. Rhino is a "strong maybe" to play, according to Pat Hickey.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - the cream of the crop and the most famous of the 43 is Mons Venus. They even have a live dressing room cam (NSFW, duh).
Super Bowl predictions and / or strip club stories are welcome in the comments
BONUS VIDEO!!! Courtesy the always awesome moeman from the comments. I heart Ovie. And hot chicks dancing.
Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start at the St Pete Times Forum, soon to be renamed the stpetetimes.com Forum. Did you know you can get a package of two tickets, two beers, two dogs and a parking pass for $39? Jesus fucking Christ, I think you can buy one beer at the Bell Centre for that (if you're lucky). Habs eked out a shootout win in Tampa over the Christmas holidays after losing one to the Bolts earlier in December. Bolts are starting to show signs of life, having won six of their last nine and can now at least see 8th in the East standings. Habs suck, losers of their last two.
Pay your cover charge to - Bolts Blog of course. Like there are any other Bolts blogs. Seriously, there are no other Bolts blogs.
Hot sexy habs to watch - Markov, with 10 points in his last 8 games, has taken over the team lead in scoring. Anyone else worried that our leading scorer is a D?
Skanky Habs to watch - let's hope TFS' solid first period in the ASG got him back into playing shape. ZombiePleks seems to have returned, zero points in his last 5 games.
Hot sexy Bolts to watch - Vinny, Marty, Vinny, Marty, Vinny, Marty. You know the drill.
Skanky Bolts to watch - Both of the websites I use to write the hot and not sections of the previews list no cold Bolts. Uh-oh.
Your featured dancers for the evening - Higgy makes his triumphant (?) return, and will play with Saku and Dagger on what will ostensibly be the fourth line. Rhino is a "strong maybe" to play, according to Pat Hickey.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - the cream of the crop and the most famous of the 43 is Mons Venus. They even have a live dressing room cam (NSFW, duh).
Super Bowl predictions and / or strip club stories are welcome in the comments
BONUS VIDEO!!! Courtesy the always awesome moeman from the comments. I heart Ovie. And hot chicks dancing.
Breezer sits on his birthday, BG has a sense of humour after all
ReplyDeleteps. The live dressing room cam is creepy. Playing the Detftones's Change ("I've watched you change") is creeeeeeeeepy
The author of the best ever novel about Florida died today.
ReplyDeleteYour featured dancers for the afternoon, 'the hot' (as per lg77) gals at the Bell Centre ASG that caught OV's attention.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e55muGzKK5o&
OUTSTANDING moeman.
ReplyDeleteSo outstanding in fact, refresh the page
Bonne Fête #38 Breezer, enjoy some gåteau in la boîte de la presse. (thats 3, count em circonflexes!!!)
ReplyDeleteI would like to wish my friend Breezeby a very happy birthday.
ReplyDeleteI hope you like watching the game from the press box.
I guess Carbo is thinking that he will never let a 38 year old play for the habs. Uh oh, Kovy's 38th is comin up I think. When's Lang's birthday?
Eat meat?
ReplyDeleteWatch this;
http://www.peta.org/content/standalone/VeggieLove/
i just walk in to hear "et le but"!!!
ReplyDeletebut it's 2-1 already? WTF? you miss on half of a period and jebus!
@moeman - saw that vid today. ooh yeah!
ReplyDeleteooh, Caps-B's on TSN. maybe i'll watch that
ReplyDeletefucking mess of a PP
ReplyDeletebang that stick Carbo! that always works
ReplyDeletePK AND PS? that's BS
ReplyDeleteTFS!
ReplyDeletewould've liked to score on that 5 on 3, but otherwise a decent period
ReplyDeleteLongest period ever.
ReplyDeletethat lost 5 on 3 is biting us in the ass
ReplyDeleteWe have no sniper and their keeper is playing very well.
ReplyDeleteThey have a sniper and our keeper isn't.
@hf29, a bitten ass is not always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteJesus we suck!
ReplyDeleteCome on Bob. Whatever they want for Vinnie. Give it to him.
now im in hell
ReplyDeletedidn't take long
Jaro time.
ReplyDeleteat least you cant really blame price on that one
ReplyDeleteUGH! The game sucks (and we're going to lose). The camera work on the Lightning feed really, really suck.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the deal with our defense!?
I dozed off at the beginning of the second, apparantly so did the Habs, 4-2? I'm going back to sleep.
ReplyDeleteBig turd coming up. Um, I mean big 3rd coming up.
ReplyDeleteList of Habs players who made an effort in the 2nd period:
ReplyDeleteWild guess at tonights excuse, Tampa wants it more.
ReplyDeleteStill at work (stupid federal budget) and may I just say ... fuck this fucking goddamn team with a fucking rusty chainsaw. Fuck. Seriously? Fuck this. Fuck em. Fuck. Lose every fucking game for the rest of the fucking year, for fuck's sakes. Trade every one of these fuckers ... seriously, no one should be untouchable. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck!
ReplyDeleteOh, and fuck Stephen Harper too.
fucking ditto!
ReplyDeleteHey, fuck you and your fucking ditto. Keep your fucking dittos to yer fucking self! Fuck!
ReplyDeleteWTF!?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
ReplyDeleteyou know, if the whole thing wasn't so fucking pathetic
Can we please suck someone into taking AK46 off our hands? He plays one period out of every six.
ReplyDeleteJesus... I was hoping Tampa Bay would score earlier into the third so that I could waste less time in front of the television.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go ahead and predict that we'll sneak in the playoffs as a seven seed, go up 2 games to nothing against Washington and then lose four straight.
UGH. I am so sick of us losing to shitty teams, especially when I have to watch the shitty team's shitty announcers and shitty camera work and their same shitty analysis every fucking game (ie: Kovy hasn't been that great this year, Streit leaving has caused the PP to shit itself, etc)
AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!! (In a Charlie Brown style)
this does not bode well for the rest of the season
ReplyDeleteWell...a nice all-star break and now...back to sucking!
ReplyDeleteWait, this team must be good! We had 4 sll-stars didn't we? I mean, no other team had that many! Oh wait, we voted them in...this team sucks.
ReplyDeleteugh. this is stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe only good part about this game? The vid of Ovie (yup, that's EXACTLY what I was talking about at the ASG) and Hf10's rant against Harper and what the Habs can go do with a rusty chainsaw.
ReplyDeleteFuckers, the lot of them. (Except for you, Ovie. You're cool.)
Note that CBC caught Ovie too, only they didn't show the babes dancing. Ovie was totally checking them out for several seconds before he was caught on tape.