I really didn't want to put this up, but I really, really have a thing for Trish Stratus. Thank god for MS Paint.Last minute quickie preview and open thread. Game at 7:30 at the Bell Centre, and it's on Sportnset Ontario. Leafs suck, Habs suck less. If you want to read something, scroll down to HF4's brilliance about the Rangers game.
Let's get it on! With hot ex-wrestlers!
So many fucking updates.
ReplyDeleteWho scores the hat trick tonight? Patches?
And Jaro plays weel?
Good luck tonight, fellas.
ReplyDeleteGo easy on Grabovski.
Grabovski vs Little Tits???
ReplyDeleteUgh. I fail to understand why I could watch the Rangers game on TV in Vancouver, but this one (which undoubtedly has more relevance in this market due to all the expat Torontonians in this city) is not available.
ReplyDeleteWell, I understand completely WHY, but it still makes me mad.
Looks like I'll have to resort to my trusty Zone De MatCH and it's unfailing tendency to freeze up during the last five minutes of the third period.
When is Marc Denis going to play a game? We all know he's going to post a shutout in his first start.
Why the fuck is Brisebois still playing?
Where are my pants?
Yeah, finally a game against the leafs. It seems we (hum, I mean the habs) haven't played them for the last 6 months.
ReplyDelete@VanHab, try this;
ReplyDeletegame via web stream
Go Habs!
@moeman - so nice to see the commentors helping each other out. brings a tear to this old blogger's eye
ReplyDeleteGo Gators!!! Er, I mean Go Pants!
ZOMG moeman i LOVE the new avatar!!!! it is Guy Smiley, isnt it?
ReplyDeleteYup its Gui! Smiley.
ReplyDeleteBorje Salming really looked like Roger Daltrey there
ReplyDeleteWith all due respect to Habs pre-game ceremonies, that was lame. Totally. The 'rivalry' just isn't. Next time flash a clip of Kovy dropping an elbow into tucker.
ReplyDeleteJean Beliveau! weep.
ReplyDelete4 classes it all up. and looking good, thank god
ReplyDeleteGood selection of classy players that rep'd their teams well. Johnny Bower has nice hair.
ReplyDeleteHalf way thru the season and the Habs'll line up Dagger-CHips-Webber. Whodathunkdat?
ReplyDeleteabout fucking time some kids had a chance around here
ReplyDeleteDagger-CHipper-Webber, sounds like a Reno-Depot line of products.
ReplyDeleteSmall Tits rule.
ReplyDeleteTits on PP. man, thats a lot of innuendo
ReplyDelete+1 and a some Bounty (the quicker picker upper) for hf29,
ReplyDeleteLaps, 2-0 !
hey this is fun
ReplyDeletefrom Panger by text who's at the game: "i fucking love beating the leafs"
future hab!
ReplyDeleteeesh
ReplyDeleteKovy is beautiful to watCH.
ReplyDeleteTenderness from a sweet play from KTops! 3 à 1.
ReplyDeleteGui! Smiley!
ReplyDeleteWow, Breezeby has bagged 3 assists so far tonight. Carbo will tuck him in for sure.
ReplyDeleteheh @hf29
ReplyDeleteDid I hear that well? Brisebois has 3 points already?
ReplyDeleteBrisebois with 3 points?
ReplyDeleteWho needs Kaberle?
we're all having a mass hallucination about the Breezer 3 points. can't be true
ReplyDeleteYup, ole Breezer has surpassed J-C Talbot with his 3 points, so far ...
ReplyDeletewww.nhl.com/ice/boxscore.htm?id=2008020601
Why no original sweaters?
ReplyDeletewhat a shot
ReplyDeleteKovy. Beautiful! 4 -1.
ReplyDeleteWe don't suck.
ReplyDeleteFor FHF's statisticians, no assist by Breezeby on goal #4.
ReplyDeleteSittler and Salming must be dejavu-ing the late 1970s. NTTIAWWT.
ReplyDeletehehehehe
ReplyDeleteHas SuperPleks ever dropped the gloves?
ReplyDeleteAlso, re:upthread innuendo, the leaf has a Finger and a Tosksalad.
Tosksalad
ReplyDeletewinner, FHF nickname award 2008-2009 season (non-Habs division)
Wow, those Bell Centre Centennial bronze Habs greats statues (with snow!) look positively amazing. Maybe its cabin fever, or not.
ReplyDeleteLG77 (at the game with Panger) rants via email: "Why the fuck are there so many game misconducts?? Did the refs decide to go straight past go, bypass the roughing and fighting penalties and go straight to jail?? Both Panger and I are very perplexed..."
ReplyDeletethis is getting ugly
quick, Beliveau, suit up we're gonna run out of players
ReplyDeleteWHy fight against a guy with a visor?
ReplyDelete@hf29, merci mon ami, I use to call him Tossed Salad (google it kidz) and decided to shorten it. I can't wait for a Bruins game, for some fun name calling and maybe a parody.
ReplyDelete~~~
Brad May, tough guy, takes on the smallest Hab. Man has the leaf sunk. (Yes, I love it).
BGL! Get yourself a new groin & get in this game, for fuck's sakes!!!
ReplyDeleteMoeman:
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip! Now I have two sources of choppy video and bilingual annoying broadcasters. Fucking right on!
Piecing the two screens together with my Stella Artois Goggles gives me a pretty good idea of what's happening but I'm not too sure... is that Borje Salming on the 4th line?
Would be fun for the Bell Centre fans to chant 'may day', using the Olé rhythmic theme of course.
ReplyDelete@VanHab, glad you are getting bits and bytes bud. BTW, did you clear the snow off your dish?
ReplyDeletethe hocketfanzone boards, really moeman?
ReplyDeleteMoeman,
ReplyDeleteThe forum that accompanies the justin.tv link is fucking terrible. Makes me appreciate the scholarly discourse here at FHF.
As for the snow, 72 hours of torrential rain took care of the snow. I'm 16 months remove from Quebec weather, but I must say at least it's PREDICTABLE.
How many fights have there been? Legit question; ever time one starts, the connection fizzles. It's like my modem is attached to Bouillon's helmet.
Yup, HFZ, previously Metroboards, a gang of ex-CBC board friends who once hung out at, wait for it, sportsnet's original hockey chat.
ReplyDelete5-1 Habs
beautiful save, beautiful goal.
ReplyDelete@VanHab, just posted the link thinking you'd get a good game feed.
ReplyDeleteFYI, no Breezer assist on Big Tit's goal.
ReplyDeleteFYI the atdhe.net feed is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteahhh wonderful, coming in clearly now. Thanks again.
ReplyDeleteFuking Ole chant. What will it take to get a "Les Canadiens sont la?" do you think?
In order for it to catch on, I'm pretty sure someone will have to make a techno remix of it. Then there will be a video for it featuring Benoit Brunet in a speedo dancing in front of a green screened montage of archive footage.
you heard it here first.
ew.
yeah I'm on the atdhe feed right now and it's fucking killer. Many thanks!
ReplyDelete@VanHab, "What will it take to get a "Les Canadiens sont la?" do you think?
ReplyDeleteLes Canadiens on Radio-Canada?
The Olé has taken over, just like a Joel Bouchard+Coach Demers lovefest.
20 minutes, don't screw this up
ReplyDeleteWtf happened to Breezer? His words are plain Quebec french but he seems to have acquired an english accent to their pronounciation. Bizarre.
ReplyDelete@hf29, I'll do my best not to.
ReplyDeleteJamal Mayers has all of 5 points this year.
ReplyDelete1 goal and 4 assists.
GUI! - that was the best move only not to finish ive seen in a while
ReplyDeleteMad Pax! 6-1
ReplyDeleteMAX PACK!
ReplyDeleteAlso, love Pax's jersey number.
ReplyDeleteit's like he chose the number with this game i mind
ReplyDeleteWoot!
ReplyDeleteBack after a little delissio break gonna restart the third period and skip through...
Brisebois talks funny...
Cujo!
Pacioretty!
Fuck yes
... and there you have it, Les Canadiens sont là!
ReplyDeletec'mon linesmen, let 'em go!
ReplyDeleteheh, grabovsky shoves the ref Sundin style.
ReplyDeleteNice, Carbo grabs Small Tits by the scruff and pulls him back.
ReplyDeleteBreezer first star. we're still hallucinating
ReplyDelete29, this time, it wasn't the meth.
ReplyDeleteheh, this was fun.
ReplyDeleteThat was entertaining! Nothing like a good Leaf shitkicking to really make a girl feel good. Also, the game spawned the best thing to come from Inside/Out in a while -- Grabs' new nickname: Grabitchski.
ReplyDeleteWhen exactly are we releasing our held breath and turning from "habs suck less" to "no fucking competition"?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Max Pack and I are getting married.
That was fucking fantastic. sixty-seven! *clap clap, clap clap clap* sixty-seven! *clap clap, clap clap clap*
ReplyDeleteI just wish that they would have let Little Tits beat the snot out of that little Grabby bitch. It's no fair that the linesman was the one to tackle him to the ground. Fuckin' refs.
Should've photoshopped a habs logo over the leafs logo or even the logo from the classic blue habs jersey that looks eerily similar to the leafs current.
ReplyDeleteGuess the linesmen didn't want any grabbing of tits...he should've let the mikhail go for it.
Grabovski said he expects to be suspended for shoving linesman Scott Cherrey while trying to get at Kostitsyn, who was also fighting off officials to try and engage in a fight.
ReplyDeleteBut Grabovski added that he wouldn't mind challenging Kostitsyn where there are no officials in sight.
''I think he is not Belarussian now, he is French because I never fight with Belarussian guys,'' Grabovski said. ''I don't know why he wants to fight with me. If he wants to fight, we'll go in the street and every minute of every day I'll wait for him and we'll fight.''
I'd dismiss this as completely ridiculous, since both guys have tons of people highly invested in making sure no fight actually happens, but who knows what the hell happens in Belarus in the summer, maybe Grabs and Sergei will end up knife-fighting or something. Loser has his mullet cut off.
Who cares about Grabs. Sergei's better and more fun!
ReplyDeleteIt`s games like these that make me wish i had no job. Missed what looks like the game of the year. And can someone tell me what Moeman meant when he mentionned Carbo grabbing Little Tits by the scruff?
ReplyDelete"the scruff of the neck" is the back of the neck. Grabbing someone by the scruff of the neck usually means to grab the back of their shirt/jersey collar, but it can actually mean loose skin on the back of the neck. Like some dogs/cats carry their young in their mouth, right?
ReplyDeleteWiki explains it better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nape_of_the_Neck
Basically, Carbo grabbed him by the back of his jersey collar and yanked him back onto the bench.