Tits? Drugs? We think of LindsayWe don't even know where to start with this. We should mention the Habs lost last night, a 5-4 entertaining affair in Pittsburgh. Habs finish the road trip 1-4-1. Ugh. But all of that is secondary to the "big story" this morning.
Apparently the Tits brothers (and to a lesser extent, the Hamr) have been palling around with a drug dealer just arrested last week. Pasquale Mangiola - get used to that name, you'll be hearing it alot over the days to come - bought cars and apartments for the brothers, and arranged for some, er, companionship. The gang and the Hamr were seen in bars together. Oooh, juicy!
All sorts of rumours about half the team being on coke and that's why we suck, but we'll just shut up about that. We're a quality news source here! Bwahahahaha. Anyway, much more to come as this all plays out.
First!
ReplyDeleteIf the team is on coke then you would think they would have more jump.
I'd rather they be friends with drug dealers than that little fucker Grabovski.
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe that little shit Grabovski set them up!
ReplyDeleteThis story says a whole lot more about La Presse and Rejean Tremblay that it does about the gullible innocence of the Tits bros.
There's an english translation of the article from La Presse at my site here if anyone wishes to check it out.
http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2009/2/20/765177/an-embarrassing-situation
I also posted my opinion on the whole "petard mouille" from Tremblay here:
Kostitsyn Drama, A Tale Of Overzealous Media
http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2009/2/20/765301/kostitsyn-drama-a-tale-of
I thought the story today will shake the foundation of the team...
ReplyDeleteFrom Robert L's translation:
ReplyDeleteThe investigation also reveals that Mangiola had access to the player's credit cards and that financial documents containing the logo of the Canadiens Hockey Club were found during a search of his premeses.
THAT'S IT!
It seems that the brothers no know bounds, even stealing office supplies from the team for their own benefit! Export the bastards back to Belarus!
"The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet." - Jeremy Roenick
ReplyDeleteInsert Habs over Coyotes.
i mean deport.
ReplyDeleteverif = inethob
reminds me of "in the mob"
Hello Ilya? Bob Gainey here. We'd like you to consider coming to Montreal after your contract is ov....hello?
ReplyDeletePOC !
ReplyDeletePetard mouille.
Reaction de mon ami russe a l'article de ce matin: "no shit he has links to the mobb ! He's Russian !" Plus serieusement, il m'expliquait que si en Occident tout est blanc ou noir, bien ou mal par rapport au crime, en Russie, tout est gris. C'est dans la mentalite, la Mafia, en Russie, n'est necessairement "mechante".
And I would be SHOCKED to learn that the Tits do yay. A lot of athletes do it, its one drug thats almost never tested.
Cocaine and stippers ! FHF material!
potential fallout from this one is pretty serious... they could potentially be barred from crossing into the states if they're part of a criminal investigation, right?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of joining the song parody club with a version of "Back in the USSR" but then I realized the osng is pretty appropriate exaxtly as it's written.
Can you say "back to he KHL"?
Am I crazy or do other people think this is much ado about nothing? I'm not saying that I necessarily endorse them hanging out with shady characters but as far as I know, no one's burning their Habs car flags.
ReplyDeleteActually if they are, it's only because Carbo sucks.
I wish they has just stolen some old lady's purse or something.
ReplyDelete"A lot" is two words.
ReplyDeleteCan I get a lengthy, thoughtful analysis of the demise of the Habs over the last month or two? Nothing in the main stream media really satisfies my craving for insight into this epic meltdown. Please fill it with lots of rumors and innuendo. Who's doing coke and who's not? Who is banging the goalie's wife (it's always the goalie's wife getting banged)? I know you can do it.
And cine when did this site getting so popular? Congratulations on all the commenters!
El Oso, where the hell have you been?!!?!?!!!
ReplyDeleteApparently there`s a live conference being made by Gainey right now on LCN
ReplyDeleteIs coke the reason little Tits has a weird twitch? I'm just kidding.
ReplyDeleteThis story is ridiculous.
My word is ZINGSIPW. As in , these headlines are a pile of zingsipw
Do salaries still count against the cap if player(s) are in prison?
ReplyDeleteIf you ever watched Oz back in the day, you'll know that "tits" is prison slang for drugs... how appropriate.
ReplyDelete@Ian Vitro - hehe. Hadn't even thought of that. And Oz is one of my fave shows of all time
ReplyDelete@Limerick Dude: +1
ReplyDeleteGiven the Habs recent problems, and his failure to do so the past three trade deadlines, does it make sense for Bob Gainey to acquire a new daughter?
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