This is you, 4 to 7 games from now. It is so on, you black and gold wearing fuckers. 
Monday, April 13, 2009
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That did more to get me pumped for the playoffs than 1 dozen playoff previews.
ReplyDeleteGo Hockey.
Bring it.
ReplyDelete"You'll get your hot chicks when I'm done hating on the Bruins"
ReplyDeleteHF10 is a genius tagger.
@fezworth: fucking right, eh. I'm ready now.
awwww wad a cute widdle teddy beaw
ReplyDeletedie motherfucker
Death's too good for them. May they wake up from their pre-game 1 naps to find their dicks gone.
ReplyDeleteI believe the tag says "Fucking Bruins." Which they are.
ReplyDelete@sonia-
ReplyDeletethere's got to be a phil kessel joke in there somewhere.
For all you non-believers
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@Shutdown, perhaps you're looking for...
ReplyDeleteKessel's going to go ball to the wall in this series?
@shutdown - I'd forgotten about that. Wow, imagine his reaction. He'd go nut.
ReplyDeletenutjob = Phil Kessel teabagged.
ReplyDeleteToo bad cancer isn't contagious.
ReplyDeleteIf it was, lucic would be dying of throat cancer right about now.
Awesome.
ReplyDeletePatrice Brisebois.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Don't let this happen!
ReplyDeleteMade it here.
Chara shaves his pubes and eats it with a greasy pork sandwich.
ReplyDeleteFuck the fucking fuckers first, you fucking Habs!
Go you fucking Habs!
So I guess there's two cups that will go unfilled for Kessel this post-season?
ReplyDeleteHF10 - Such bloodlust from someone usually so unwilling to speak his mind...I'm shocked, I say, shocked!
ReplyDeleteBest go back to climbing telephone poles!
;-)
PS. Was cheered this past week seeing lots of bleu/blanc/rouge at my hotel on the Mayan Riviera. Clearly, lemon daquiris at 9.30am are the best cure for post-season stress.
Macho Man Randy Savage: OH YEAH!!! I kick the shit out of you Ric Flair WOOOOO when you score. It's on like Donkey Kong you circus bears.
ReplyDeleteTell me one true Broons fan that isn't remembering our recent playoff dominance. I remember us being eigth seed a few years ago and making Joe Thorton look like Jumbo Joe Bitch!!! Lucic will take that honour this year.
Bring it on....bring your midget goalie, Giant slow defenseman, one-nut wonder pizzafaced yankee, dead-eyed Savard, Brain trauma Bergeron and hunchbacked bridge troll. We've already sorted you out!
i've used moeman's Bruins Playoff beard generator to make this
ReplyDeletemy god im afraid of my own picture
hf29 kinda looks like dave morrissette.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see that, I feel as though I am falling into a deep abyss, from where there is no escape. The darkness contained therein tears at my soul, and causes me to wail with sadness and loss. My very mind rends itself to escape the horrifying vista I see before me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, The beard looks pretty bad.
@fez, that was, poetic.
ReplyDeleteWord Verif = spredn, as in fez is spredn the verse.
@ 29: Nothing is scarier than the 2-way Habs jersey. No beard will ever match the scariness. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteI'm back from Tdot. There are way too many leafs fuckin logos in the city. My hotel was near the ACC so i saw a binch of guys in leafs jerseys walking around. I felt like puking all over their shirts.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, PLAYOFFS, YAY.
I would work on a real playoff beard but it would look worse then Crosby's did.
Fuck you Lucic
making fun of the poor cancer stricken uniballer who also had mono? What's wrong with you people?
ReplyDeleteThe poor guy couldn't be less of a pussy if he tried. No one in the NHL makes less testosterone than him. No, literally.
@moeman - That half & half jersey. Makes me think of Cthulu. Unseen horrors that lurk in the dark indeed.
ReplyDeleteI hope all the Bruins slip in a giant puddle of Aids.
ReplyDeleteHow do we know Mono is a uni?
ReplyDeleteI mean AWESOME to know, still... how can we know for sure?
What a cute little teddy bear.
ReplyDeleteI want to stab it with a ginsu knife. :)
Good luck in the playoffs!
(And regarding a new coach, why not hire the best coach for the team and then get him the Rosetta Stone program for learning French? It's not like he would need to have conversation - just a bunch of cliches in coachspeak would probably be adequate.)
Only on FHF can one find a Cthulu reference in regards to the Habs.
ReplyDeleteThis.
ReplyDeleteall this.
Fuck the Bruins
ReplyDeleteI know I get on the Habs sometimes, but now it's pure riled up excitement. I ain't afraid of no bears!
ReplyDeleteWhat are we most anxious to see? BGL manhandling Lucic, or Lucic running away like a 10 year old girl?
orangeman-
ReplyDeleteI want option 2, quickly followed by option 1.
Well fuck.
ReplyDeleteI just found out that solo auditions for my June show have been rescheduled to, you guessed it, Thursday.
And the first home game is on Monday. Rehearsal night. Naturally.
Fuck.
Fucking Broons. I blame this on them.
Go you fucking Habs!!! WOOO!
ReplyDeleteAnd who will Looch jump from behind this time? Mr. Sensitive Josh "I watch chick flicks but would piledrive Hollweg without a second thought" Gorges?
@ Number31
ReplyDeleteNah, Gorges would actually be able to fight back, if at a disadvantage.
I'd put my money on Lucic pogrom-ing Schneider, which would provoke the first bench-clearing brawl in years.
Lucic is a motherfucking bitch.
ReplyDeleteI used the beard generator the Broons were nice enough to provide to put a beard on Lucic! NSFW
ReplyDeleteIt is great reading these moronic comments by you heaping piles of Habfans Dung! What a bunch of stupid touch holes you guys are! And you are a bunch of stupid touch holes that root for a team of golfers! Cuz your cheapshotting Habs are all fucking done. Do it. Go back and read this line of pre-series comments! Wow, do you look fucking stupid now! Not that you didn't before. What could have possibly made you feel like you had a chance after the way the Habs backed into the playoffs, and after the beating the B's handed your boys all year? How did you douches like the fucking pop to the chops that Milan gave Michelle Kommysuckdick? One punch TKO! One positive note for you dickheads though. At least the ENTIRE Habs team outscored Michael "God, it's nice to play in a Hockey Town with some class" Ryder, 6-4. He was off his game a bit. How fucking-a-sweep it is motherfuckers!
ReplyDelete...and no chance of the B's slipping in a giant puddle of Aids. They used the Visitors locker room while in Montreal. Not the locker room where Carey "3 cigs aren't the only cylindrical shaped objects I like to have in my mouth. I also like Koivu and the Cockstitsin brothers there too!" Price resides in. The Habs give homosexuality a bad name!
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