Rise and shine kiddies! I know it's Monday morning but that's no excuse for you just laying there like that. Yesterday's important East action had the Panthers refusing to die and beating the Pens. That means the Fucking Habs are back to only a 3 point cushion. It also means a win tonight would put them in 6th. Let's lose; I want no part of New Jersey.
Have you looked at the schedule for this week? My fucking god. Sens, Rangers, Bruins, Pens. Not like the Isles, Bolts or Leafs we've been beating. No way we're winning them all. So Marisa, we'll ride you as long as we can, but we really don't expect you'll be around by the end of the week. So if this is our last time together, I wanted to say our relationship has been fun. Maybe we can have some CSBF down the road sometime. Let's hit the bullets to set up tonight's action:
Have you looked at the schedule for this week? My fucking god. Sens, Rangers, Bruins, Pens. Not like the Isles, Bolts or Leafs we've been beating. No way we're winning them all. So Marisa, we'll ride you as long as we can, but we really don't expect you'll be around by the end of the week. So if this is our last time together, I wanted to say our relationship has been fun. Maybe we can have some CSBF down the road sometime. Let's hit the bullets to set up tonight's action:
- 7:30 PM from the Phone Booth. It's on Sportsnet East, meaning it's probably blacked out everywhere but Ottawa;
- Habs rocking a 5-0-1 streak, while the Sens are 6-4 over their last 10 and coming off a Saturday night win over the Flyers;
- Habs have taken 4 of 5 from the Sens this year;
- One last tip of the hat this year to Five for Smiting in his new digs. We'll miss you in the playoffs old friend (knock wood);
- Kovy has a million points (or thereabouts) over the last 6 games, Tangy has 10 and Saks has 9;
- This is the night ZombiePleks and the Tits come alive, right? Bueller?
- Spezza and Alfie worth watching of course;
- On the other hand, Heater and Fish not so hot lately, though Fish had the shootout winner against the Flyers;
- Still no official word on Markov or Schneider, and I have no idea if TFS is ready to go yet;
- Your post-game adult entertainment Marisa Miller video is her boxing. Hurt me Marisa, hurt me.
I have nothing to say, but I never turn down free ice cream. Or free anything actually.
ReplyDeleteShould be a good game tonight, no more chances even with the streak the last 4 have to be won. Predicition Montreal 4 Ottawa 2.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the game
Don't worry about Marisa being able to handle hard riding. Judging by that video she can handle just about anything this degenerate group of posters can dish out. So I say, ride her all week and beyond.
ReplyDeleteDrive for 200 is alive!!!
Oh, the game, er...yes...we win.
I know we really want to win and we need to win, but damn the thought of being in 6th and facing the Devils is scary.
ReplyDeleteAm I alone on this one? Do we win and hope the Devils finish in 2nd?
I think we have a much better chance playing against Theodore than against Brodeur.
Fuck that noise - I want to win tonight and attempt to clear the table in order to get 4th place and home ice advantage!! Who's with me???
ReplyDelete*crickets*
Fine, I'll take the free ice cream instead. :)
@LG77 - I'm with you and the crickets on this!
ReplyDeleteI want 4 more wins in the regular season, then 16 in the playoffs ... and sprinkles.
ReplyDeleteFree crickets foreveryone!
ReplyDeleteBy the by, I'd like to thank whomever put the sky back in place. I think it's Tanguay, but then again, I'm just another quebecker with a french-canadian saviour complex... And Marissa Miller is the only thing that is currently sexier to me than Kovy double-shifting on the PP with Alex & Koivu & Max & Gui!
defenseman Doug Janik recalled from Hamliton. that does not bode well for markov and / or The Semitic Saviour
ReplyDelete4th here we come!!! bwahahaha
29 - I just read that about Janik... I actually made a very audible "gulp" noise when I read it. I really hope it's not Markov.
ReplyDeleteI could live without Schneider in the lineup for one night - his lapses on D are worse than Breezer's this year, fer chrissakes!
I'm assuming chicken wings are out for lunch today, 29?
moe - If you want sprinkles and nuts and a cherry on top, then I'm totally with you.
ReplyDelete16 wins in the playoffs would be a nice added bonus. *cough*
Sonia - I want to make that into a t-shirt!
Apologies for stating that Markov and Schneider were OK earlier.
ReplyDeleteSo both players were injured by big hits while Laraque was on the ice - gives you an idea of how feared our "enforcer" is.
@lg77, one spoon or two?
ReplyDeleteAlso, is Bouillon Cube not ready to play?
Marc Denis was sent back down, so Price is probably able to go, although I don't know if he's well enough to be a back-up or a starter.
ReplyDeleteIf only one of Markov or Schneider were hurt there would be no need for Janik: O'Byrne and Dandenault could play D.
ReplyDeleteFucking Leafs.
Marisa is inspiration for the TKO line. We are going for four in a row.
ReplyDeleteno s&m tonight.
ReplyDeletewe're fucked.
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ReplyDelete@moeman: Saw Andre Michelle speak at Adobe MAX last year. That guy is frighteningly intelligent.
ReplyDeleteDefensive pairings tonight:
ReplyDeleteKomo-Gorgeous
Hammer-Breezer
Janik-Oh-Oh-Byrne
We'll need at least 3 points (maybe 4) from our last 3 games if we lose.
Shit.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
ReplyDeleteMarkov being out isn't good at all. But at least Dandy will go back on D... Who's going to play with the Komosaurus? Here's hoping he doesn't think that he has to go and be all offense-oriented now that Marky/Semitic Saviour are gone. That's when his game goes to shit.
Habs I/O saying both Markov and Schneider might play tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we want to go into the last two games against Boston and Pittsburgh needing 3 points.
Oh-oh
ReplyDeleterds saying both NOT expected to play tomorrow.
Jaro's in, we can win 2-1.
ReplyDeleteHF29, you have been on fire with the photos. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI love Marisa. I'm cheering for you fuckers just so her pics can continue to brighten the internetz.
Go Habs! (Ugh.)
At the risk of repeating myself, what's the point of Georges Laraque?
ReplyDeleteOn the ice for both of those injuries and did nothing.
Well, I'm home sick today so I thought I'd get the EA game out of the way. Thought I'd finally get a win, but the Sens tied it up at 3 with 20 seconds left and won it in OT with 10 seconds left.
ReplyDeleteWhich translates to a Habs OT victory. My anti-Habs record is now 6-0. Let's hope it keeps up. And I am still trying to actually win.
Well, got my Benelyn and I'm off to bed. Later.
Wait.
ReplyDeleteI
ReplyDeletefree
ReplyDeleteice
ReplyDeletecream.
ReplyDeleteICECREAMZ!!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK!
ReplyDeleteIf we lose BOTH our offensive defensemen. We are fucked. Markov is tough as nails the guys is never hurt. It can't be good.
I have never said this before in my life: But I hope something bad happens to Grabovski. Hex Hex Hex.
ReplyDeleteBoone sez over at H I/O: "may the lice of a thousand camels infest [Grabitchski's] stupid hair."
ReplyDeleteWell done, Mr. Boone! You just know that little motherfucker is totally combing is fucking Hanson brother mane in the mirror today, humming "I feel pretty" and feeling ridiculously pleased with himself.
Haaaaate!!
I wanna know who said what and how bad it must have been to have it removed!!
ReplyDelete^^ Whaaa?
ReplyDelete(Simply posting this in order to bump up the totals for ice cream!!)
artificially inflating comment numbers will not get you ice cream people. it's in the fine print.
ReplyDeleteI didn't understand Kmaxxx' comment either. i didn't delete nuthin'
lg77 knows, less than 140 to hit the magical 200.
ReplyDelete2 scoops of
Longtime lurker here, decided to climb out of the woodwork to say how awesome you guys are. Never has a blog been truer to the Not-So-Fucking-Anymore Habs than you guys. Keep the good stuff coming.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the good stuff, I also mean the hot chicks.
word verif: forgagi. what i did when i read tonight's defensive pairings.
@blaz, 'forgagi' ? Is that knocking wood in Italian?
ReplyDeleteMoeman - didn't you knock it enough on Saturday??
ReplyDeleteAnd I think he means more along the lines of "OMG, like, totally, like, gag me with, like a spoon!" re: defensive pairings.
Janik with O'B seems like a recipe for disaster. Why oh why isn't Dandy back on D??
@lg77: More along the lines of what I was thinking, yup.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I've heard the argument that having Dandy in over AK46 isn't such a bad idea in case Uh-Oh'Byrne and Janik end up not being such a good idea after all. Dandy can move back to D, and I guess someone else can double-shift the Pleks line? Not like they've been spectacular lately anyway.
Plus, Dandy anywhere > a floating AK46 (which frustrates me to no end, but oh well.)
@lg77, yes but tomorrow is another day!
ReplyDeleteBlaz - couldn't agree more with your assessment that Dandy > AK46 (doesn't even deserve his nickname anymore). But I've always had a soft spot for Dandy and it used to piss me off to no end that Carbo wasn't using him.
ReplyDeleteI think that Dandy needs to stay in the lineup in either position in order to ensure depth and flexibility in case of mid-game injuries. But I would like to see AK46 get going at some point. It was nice to see that bit of fire he put into his game when his bro got slammed into the boards... but I'm afraid it's too little too late.
But moe - what about today?? Or did TMS already take care of that for you?
ReplyDeleteOr did TMS already take care of that for you?
ReplyDeletewhoa, whoa, whoa, i don't offer that kind of service. NTTAWWT
@ lg77, today is another day!
ReplyDeleteBut 29, I thought that you ran a full service blog! Panger was all proud of the wide range of your coverage... did I misunderstand him?
ReplyDelete*cough*
Also, for more innuendo, Guy 'Smiley' and is that a mic he's holding?
ReplyDeleteWord Verif = tridaveel
I want ice cream.
ReplyDeleteBig Tits has now become Saggy Tits. Dandy deserves to play before him fo' sho'. Once Saggy Tits finishes a shift with a broken arm, he can play. Wait, thats sort of a catch 22. Whatever, fuck him.
Maybe Gainey should convince O'Byrne that our net is the other teams net and they'll he'll accidently score on the other team. When I first read that Doug Janik was called up I misread and thought it said Jarvis. I was like WTF?? Out of retirement?? Then I saw that it said Janik and now I'm depressed.
I watched beerfest the other day (best movie ever, btw), and now im craving german beer. lame.
If AK46 = Saggy Tits, does that mean that SK74 = Imaginary Tits?
ReplyDeleteMarkov and Schneider? Uh oh.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Janik will turn out to have a booming shot, right?
... right?
I want Kostitsyn back just to bump Higgins back to that checking line. Laraque works against the Leafs, but Ottawa, the Rangers, Boston, and especially Pittsburgh? Yikes. Dress him against Boston and have him shadow Lucic so he doesn't even think about trying to injure someone else. Pressbox against any team with even a little speed.
Man, I hate Grabitchski. He looks like the eunuch version of Dave Mustaine. Before the game I was dreading that the Leafs might try to injure someone out of spite, just because their season is over. Didn't think they'd go for two, the fuckers.
ICE CREAM!
Though I'm kinda glad thay O'Byrne will have the chance to play, he's been shunted aside too often when the players replacing him really weren't doing any better.
ReplyDeleteOh, and word verification: "enamy".
Mikhail Grabitchski is publick enamy #1 around here.
@LG77: Exactly.
ReplyDeleteI was just planning on reading the comments but my word verif was lahot. And it seemed a shame to waste it. My continent or yours for the ice cream?
ReplyDeleteHm. Doug Janik was a -3 in 61 games last year with the Lightning, who finished bottom of the league last year.
ReplyDeleteHe can't be that brutal, hopefully, if he was just -3. Compare to Matt D'Agostini, who is -15 in 50 games on a good team, or Cube, who is -7 in 54 games.
(and by good team I mean playing over .500 hockey and with a positive goal differential)
ReplyDelete@SSH - i like your optimism!
ReplyDelete61 comments already. I hope Baskin Robbins takes Visa
Umm, I 'm not sure if you guys noticed but Kovy has 15 points in his last 6 games. (7 goals and 6 assists). If Koavlev played consistently like this for an entire season he would have 96 goals, 109 assists and 205 points. Now I'm depressed.
ReplyDeleteUKHab: I was just in London. Its fuckin expensive. And theres two bouncers at every club entrance meaning that a minor like me can't sneak into anywhere. Do you know how lame street drinking is?
I'm having the hardest time posting on this site as the system seesm to swallow my comments.
ReplyDeletebut to get in on the ice cream, I do want to put in my two bits in.
I love this site and the comments.
I'm strting to hyperventialte when I think about the D tonite not tom ention what it will be down the road against the hugely important teams we have left to meet.
I relly need a hot pic of a hockey player. Marisa doe snothing ofr me (must be a appendage thing).
*passes bea_habs_fan a paper bag*
ReplyDeleteBreathe deeply in and out of the paper bag. It's what I've been doing all day whenever my thoughts turned to the state of the Habs D.
And 29 - Baskin Robbins?? Dude, isn't there only one left in this city?? If so, that's an excellent way to limit the ice cream payout - I think we're the only one who know where it is!!
@LG - i actually thought there were none left. dammit. that was the whole point!
ReplyDeleteshit, i can't afford Ben and Jerry
everyone take a deep breath before you read this:
ReplyDeleteCJAD reporting Schneider has a torn rotator cuff, may require season ending surgery
*rubs hands together with glee*
ReplyDeleteVERMONSTERS for everyone!!! mwah ha ha ha!!
Topic: It's gonna take a whole lot of chunky monkey for me to relax before tonight's game.
Oh holy mother of ever loving FUCK, 29.
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping that CJAD hasn't decided to bring its A game reporting-wise and that this is just another example of the innuendo and speculation that passes for news content over there...
@ bea
ReplyDeleteLike this or this, you mean?
(it's Antoine Vermette, by the way - bonus points for it being a Quebec hockey player)
@ HF29
ReplyDeleteWat.
Make mine a gelato.
ReplyDeleteWord Verif = calsi (Italian for calisse, as in estie de calisse de tabernacque Laracque rack Lucic)
4 da 4hf gals (and hf29)
That Marisa pic is hot. I wasn't sold before because I felt her boOooooobs were too big for her frame (I'm a lady so it may be jealousy)but yeah, she's hot.
ReplyDelete@bea_habsfan: Google Kris Letang, he is super cute.
As for the game, I may also need a paper bag. Or lots of Vodka.
To be honest if I had to lose one it would be Schneider over Markov. Might be both. Still absolutely terrible though. Fucking brutal. Can Souray join us after Edmonton loses? We have lost our slapshot....Komisarek has to start learning to quick-fire one timers and hit the friggin net. Has to learn to use the force with his cannon.
ReplyDeleteAnd O'Byrne's last few outings have been amazing. I'll take a heavyweight defensemen on my side that will drop gloves to defend a teammate any day. Stop bringing up the NYI goal in own net that happened a million weeks ago. Anyone going to crack a purse nabbing joke too? Sigh....
What the fuck is a rotator cuff? He'll be fine. Who needs a rotator cuff.
ReplyDeleteMake mine a gelato too please.
You can thank me later, assholes.
ReplyDeleteFollow-up stills to the Marisa Miller nude photo shoot. [NSFW]
You might want to save the link someplace so you can turn your one-eyed monsters into raging spoogers later on.
Fuck. Schneider's out for the season. Things just keep looking better and better for the Habs just when the going's gettin' good. Hope Bobbling Gainey gets his defensive corps shored up by getting his forwatds to help with the backchecking. Er...lemme know when that cute little stunt ever happens.
Go you fucking Habs!
And ice cream? What the fuck...
ReplyDeleteIf you're going for ice cream, go for the grown-up stuff like Haagen-Dazs or Dreyers. Don't do Baskin-Robbins as it has rarely ever been about the ice cream when you're being served by pubescent teenage girls busting out of their tops everytime they bend over reaching for the frontmost pot of ice cream right where your crotch is leaning against the glass. In that case, YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! I shoot you in the face and piss down your throat.
Go you fucking Habs!
they're reporting that Schneider is out for the year and Markov for 3 weeks.
ReplyDeletefuck this motherfucking cunt of a cocksucking motherfucking one fucking hundreth cunt of a mothefucking cunt year.
and fuck you Grabovski.
what?
ReplyDeleteif it's true, now is the time for heavy drinking
ReplyDeletefuck this year.
ReplyDeleteForget the ice cream, wine and lots of it and Vermette as a main course.
ReplyDeletefuck.
ReplyDeletefuck.
ReplyDeleteno seriously, fuck
ReplyDeleteam now on 3rd Irish whiskey
Until I hear actual REAL news about the extent of their injuries, I refuse to believe that they will not be playing tomorrow at MSG...
ReplyDeleteThe land of Denial is so pretty... wheeeee!!! *spins around in office chair*
Catch you on the flipside (or in-between periods), peeps! I'm off to the game.
milkshake has been drunk
ReplyDeletemotherfuck.
they better get Grabovski next season the fuckin bitch ass cunt.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
ReplyDeleteTHIS.
SHIT.
Did Marc fucking Savard have a major injury this year? Evgeni Malkin? Sidney Crosby? Zach Parise? Alex Ovechkin? Jeff Carter? Eric Staal? No. But fucking Tanguay, Saku, Komi, Lang, (Tenderness), and now fucking Markov and Schneider have!
FUCK YOU, CENTENNIAL! YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT BAD KARMA FROM BEGINNING TO END!
AND FUCK YOU, ALL-STAR GAME! IF YOU COUNT KOVALEV'S EPIC SUCK UP UNTIL TWO WEEKS AGO, THAT'S SIX FOR FUCKING SIX NOMINATED PLAYERS THAT WENT DOWN! AN ALL-STAR FUCKING LINEUP!
fuck this hard in the ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the denial bandwagon - I won't believe anything about Schneider or Markov until it's 10000% official. Does denial even have a bandwagon? If so, I'm driving it. They'll both be fine. As gillis said, who needs a rotator cuff anyway?
ReplyDeletetsn confirmed markov out for 3 weeks schneider out for the year...
ReplyDeleteShittay.
ReplyDeleteThe all-star bermuda triangle.
Gonna be fucking fun to see how fucking réjean tremblay fucking spins this into one of his fucking racist stories.
ReplyDeletec'est la faut de Saku
ReplyDelete@DP, thats gold.
ReplyDeleteMake that 7-for-7 that the All-Star game has claimed - assistant coach Carbo got fired.
ReplyDeleteJust saw the release on TSN.
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable.
I'm gonna start working on that Irish Car Bomb. And then I'm gonna work on cashing in on this "Czech."
Go you fucking Habs!
fuck we'll have 100 comments before the game even starts
ReplyDeleteice cream with meth sprinkles for everyone!
Meanwhile rds decides to do a Breezer retro/special. eesh.
ReplyDeletetune your radios to CBC. i expect they'll be calling any minute for the "fan's" reaction to the decimation of our D corps. suggestions for comments about Grabs without using swear words are welcome
ReplyDeleteso sick of getting pushed around. do you remember when Zednik almost got killed and Breezer went into the corner to discuss things with McClaren? ugh fucking pussy ass team.
ReplyDeleteGrabovskank will be cleaning ron wilson's pool this time next week.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteDo they make vodkflavored ice cream? 'Cause I think you folks might need a few extra large scoops.
Schneider out for the season with surgery, Markov gone three weeks - until the second round, is it?
Definitely an all-star curse.
Grabovscunt. fuck him.
ReplyDelete*vodka-flavored*
ReplyDeleteWell ain't that a big dildo in the ass...
ReplyDeleteI want to smoke a fuckin joint.
ReplyDeleteAt least we have a new Expos season starting soon.
ReplyDeleteI am distracting myself from this fucking disaster news with thoughts of ice cream.
ReplyDeleteICE CREAAM! The ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!! MMMOOOMMMM! Throw down some money!!
(watch how fast I make these motherfuckers run)
Make mine a gelato, too, please 29.
omg I used to say that when the Habs' season would fuck up.
ReplyDeletePierre Houde says brunet is a 'grand philosophe'. Shoot. Me. Now.
ReplyDeletemoeman you do make me laugh in these tough times. +1
ReplyDeleteFUCKING SHIT CUNT! FUCKING GRABOVSKI AND HE'S FACE. WE NEED TO SIGN A GOON TO ONLY PLAY GAMES AGAINST TORONTO SO HE CAN END HIS FUCKING CAREER
ReplyDeleteWhat's this? No Markov OR Schneider?? Holy shit, we may stand a chance!! WHEEEE!
ReplyDeleteWe'll miss you in the playoffs old friend
Awww...thanks guys. I'll miss you too. So...um...how does that whole "no hockey in April" thing work again? It's been a while.
And apropos of nothing...I am particularly fond of rocky road.
fuck Grabs that third rate cunt of a player, get Schenn.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest ice cream bit ever.
ReplyDeleteSLC! delighted you could join us in our time of defensive misery. please be gentle with us as the sky caves in
ReplyDeletealright less than a half hour til faceoff. let's get positive here! just hang on for a couple of games this week, ride a hot goalie through the first round, get Markov and maybe even Lang centering a rejuvenated Tits line for the conference semis and then it's 25, BABY!
/ end HI/O commentor delusions
ok so speaking rationally now after getting all that off my chest, what now? call up Weber and tell him to just blast that motherfucker from the point? that still leaves us short a set up man.
ReplyDeleteApologies for I did not realize that Breezer was receiving his honoured silver stick tonight at the Bell Centre. That said, Shoot. Me. Again.
ReplyDelete@DP- The Subbanator?
ReplyDeleteIs P. K. Subban available?
ReplyDeleteheh, love the 4hf jinxes!
ReplyDeletejinx moeman
ReplyDeletejinx again
ReplyDeleteDouble jinx, everyone gets two scoops of ice cream!
ReplyDeleteholy fuck Pascal Leclaire is one ugly motherfucker and more rainbow than Ryan Miller.
ReplyDelete@moeman, @29:
ReplyDeletecreeeeeepy fhf mind-meld!!
Yup, Pascal has one cheap looking Columbus-bought suit.
ReplyDeleteThe boys have to hang on, we can't let the leafs have the last laugh,it would be unbearable. I'm on my second glass of wine.
ReplyDeletemaybe this is just one big mind fuck game of rope a dope? maybe they are saying 3 weeks to shut everyone the fuck up with the cunt media speculation? oh there I go speculating. fuck that.
ReplyDeleteyes, Subban would be an option, but I'd say call up Weber and use him like Streit was used. anything has to be better than Breeze putting his heart and sherwood up our asses.
arrrrgh. cunts.
@Moey, yup, ron wilson et al. suggested they'd be happy disrupting opponent's way to the playoffs. If God really is a Habs fan, she'll keep that leaf drought dry.
ReplyDeletehere's to another useless ass pickin tiny dick rubbing giant asshole 42 years of futility.
ReplyDeleteHelping out hf29.
ReplyDeleteJanik-O'Byrne
ReplyDeleteyiikes. skeery.
and why is Brunet laughing? fuckin bitch.
I'd suggest, if he is healthy, that Small Tits could be a could PP pointman.
ReplyDeleteHm. Well, even with the injuries, at least we don't suck like we did a couple of weeks ago. I feel weird because I think I'm the only one totally not in a panic here.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go. Let's do this fucking shit.
(By "fucking shit" I mean make the playoffs and not totally suck when we're there).
Breverage of choice tonight is Unibroue's Maudite.
ReplyDeleteohhhhh Breezer ceremony. I'm so excited.
ReplyDeleteoh god Breezer's 1000th celebration. i didn't think it could get worse, but there you go
ReplyDeleteCongrats Breezer. Now retire. SVP. Merci.
ReplyDeleteHENRI RICHARD! FUCK YEAH! WE'RE GONNA WIN TONIGHT!
ReplyDeleteI think he's playing the point in place of the Semitic Saviour, right?
OOoo, Maudite! That brings back memories.
ReplyDeleteHenri just told him to just get it the fuck over with and retire.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else so cynical to think that they had Henri Richard there in order to guarantee there would be no booing?
ReplyDeleteThe puck has dropped, I can already taste the ice cream.
ReplyDeletejust beat these fucking Turds and get into the playoffs and take it from there wherever the fuck it goes.
ReplyDeleteoooh Kovy
ReplyDeleteI am glad that Gainey is coach and not Carbonneau. imagine that shit
ReplyDeleteLuv dat KTops!
ReplyDeleteWOrd Verif = coned, as in ice cream coned.
Our lg77 is late to the game thread. Was she maybe pre-game prepping to tonyaharding Breezer?
ReplyDeleteI would like it noted for the record that if that had been anyone but Koivu, I'd be looking for Neiler to break somebody in half.
ReplyDeleteYou get one, Saku.
SLC, has Neil ever broken anyone in half?
ReplyDeleteMoe: Not that I know of. Although I have heard his parents went through a horrendous number of babysitters.
ReplyDeletemoeman LG is at the game. im sure she'll check in during intermission.
ReplyDeleteand im sure she had some choice words for breezer
alright, bring on the ______-led power play!
ReplyDeleteMoe: Oh, and he's made some lovely origami cranes out of Darcy Tucker's face over the years.
ReplyDeleteHey, Janik doesn't suck!
ReplyDeleteWord verif: "dinks". hee.
BGL on the PP! it's a carbo-esque experiment
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck is BGL out there!?
ReplyDeleteWhat a difference two stud PP Dmen makes.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is one disorganised PP...
ReplyDeleteMy theory, to give Gainey the benefit of the doubt is that he called for Gorges and Laraque went out there instead.
well that PP was a disaster
ReplyDeleteand i think Pierre just said "Breezer"
rewound the PVR. it was Benoit who clearly said Breezer
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA
@ HF29
ReplyDeleteYep, definitely "Breezer".
Geez, why wasn't Metropolit the 5-on-3 specialist out there!
Man, would AK46 have been useful on the point there...
@SLC, and I thank Neil for that. He's lost his edge (as has Volchenkov) but the only thing that really bugs me about Neil is his once in a while tiedomiesqueness.
ReplyDeleteStill think SK74 would be a powerful PP piece.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Rhino went to an Ivy League school? How come he does so many fucking idiotic things?
ReplyDeletei was just thinking the same thing kevin
ReplyDeletedamn right a penalty shot
ReplyDeleteGeorge Parros went to Princeton.
ReplyDeleteFUUUUUUUUCK
ReplyDeleteWell that was exciting. FUCK ME!!
ReplyDeletewe should start declining penalty shots
ReplyDeletethat penalty shot should have been at an empty net.
ReplyDeleteand i don't think i'll be saying doug fucking janik antime soon.
Gainey is pissed.
ReplyDeleteFuck it up y'all.
@ HF29
ReplyDeleteWell we have yet to give up a shortie on a penalty shot.
Janik is making Gainey look like a genius.
Maudite bière is kicking in ...
ReplyDeleteWord Verif = suppe (damn close to subban!)
well we survived
ReplyDeletethe lawyers who run this site have asked me to announce during this intermission that the ice cream offer may not be valid in Quebec, the rest of Canada, the United States, the UK, or Hong Kong (where is Jeff anyway?)
don't blame me, blame the lawyers
Janik is not bad. That's a relief.
ReplyDeleteBob Gainey will be forever loving Ja(nik, ro, etc). Bonus for the kidz that get it.
ReplyDeleteI think we need Yannick Weber.
ReplyDeleteDearest Icecreamaholics,
ReplyDeleteCan someone confirm the rule for me regarding that penalty shot? With the goalie out of the net, shouldn't it have been an automatic goal?
Or am I crazy?
Seriously, Rhino went to an Ivy League school? How come he does so many fucking idiotic things?
ReplyDeleteDid Dubya go to an Ivy League school? :)
FUCK
ReplyDeletehttp://habsinsideout.com/main/18487
IWANTMYICECREEEEEAAAAM!
ReplyDelete@HF29: Lucky for me, then, that I live in Petoria. I'd like mine in a waffle cone, please.
ReplyDeleteJannick Webber would be better than 1000000 game Breezer.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't get to Canada for ice cream until I get a passport.
ReplyDeleteI hear Montreal would be a lovely place to visit for a vacation, though.
Liberté
ReplyDeleteÉgalité
Fraternité
Crème Glaçée
Pebbles on the 5-on-3??
ReplyDeleteWe're. So. FUCKED.
Janik and Rhino are not adequate substitutes... *sob*
I would drink heavily with you guys, but it costs too fucking much at the Bell Center. Fuck.
No seriously - FUCKED.
@Baroque, Montréal is one of the world's best cities to visit, stay, have fun, have more fun, come back to have fun.
ReplyDeletei told you all, the lawyers have put the kibosh on the ice cream. we didn't clear it with the Regie des Lotteries
ReplyDeleteand btw, for those of you who weren't here the other night, you can find comments above 200 in the comment window by clicking "newer". you'll need it to find me crying
@Moe: You forgot "BOOBS!!"
ReplyDeleteAnd 29 - I know where you live. ICE CREAM. With meth sprinkles for the pain.
ReplyDeletePretty please!!
Methinks Bob put BGL on the PP (lacking it's foundation at the point) to crowd the crease.
ReplyDeleteWord Verif = tenti, as in tenti frutti
I haven't taken a real, actual, go-away-somewhere-and-see-the-sights-for-a-week vacation in forever.
ReplyDeleteI'm planning on a little trip this summer - maybe I could think about Montreal next summer.
How funny is it that the longest strings of comments involve cute bunny rabbits and ice cream? :)
@moeman: +1 for the ice cream/French Republic comment.
ReplyDelete@Baroque: Okay, maybe it's about time I stop putting much stock into an Ivy League education
Yes, well seeing as it was a general offer for ice cream with no need for payment or purchase of a ticket in order to obtain said ice cream, you didn't need a permit from the Régie.
ReplyDeleteSo there.
:p
By the way, for those of you still keeping score at home, we're still FUCKED.
@ Lg77: I was so close to crying when I realized Laraque was on the ice on the 5-on-3. FUCK.
ReplyDeleteWord verif: spole. heh. As in spole dancing.
Heatley fell on his ass while trying out his golf swing. Apropos.
ReplyDeleteI'm Bob had the foresight (that I can admit that I didn't have) to keep plenty of defensive depth.
But he'll only earn my love when he calls up Yannick Weber tomorrow.
@SLC, my two-heads (big brain+small brain) did not forget the beautiful Montréal women and their lovely lusciousness but I was just being respectful to our neighbour Baroque.
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