Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of having your death overshadowed by another death...- Bob meets the media, tells them he'll get a good player, hopefully a big centre, at the 18th spot (yeah right) and that Mike Komisarek is the only Habs UFA he has given a firm offer to;
- Say goodbye to Franky B and see who Bob wants to sign;
- Everyone wants
MikeTomas Kaberle; - There won't be a second outdoor game this year after all, though the article hints a Big O game is a possibility;
- You can head over to Cycle like the Sedins for yours truly's pathetic excuse for draft thoughts.
Who the hell is Mike Kaberle?
ReplyDeleteFor my MILF predictions, I'm going with what should be a safe bet for #1, Carter Ashton's mom. His dad was a hockey player. Hockey players marry hotties. Therefore Carter's mom should be MILF material.
As a runner up, I'm going local with Louis Leblanc's mom. Face it. There's a lot of hot women in Quebec.
as far as hockey goes, BG also stated Breezer, Dandy, TK won't be made an offer prior to July 1.
Tomas' evil twin brother?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the SILFs.
ReplyDeleteSILF - sister?
ReplyDeleteShe is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
my word is: ratdams
I don't have anything to go with it, just a good word.
Sister ou Soeur or both.
ReplyDelete@ L Dude:
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to add to the conversation other than this:
Word verification: Ovally. As in,
"If the Bruins trade Marc Savard for cap relief, does the new team's equipment guy need to buy a different cup to protect Savard's ovallys?"
So Bob is looking for a big Centreman. And he doesn't see one avialable through UFA. So if it isn't Vinny, who do you suppose it is? Marleau? I hope not.
ReplyDeleteWell, if it is Maeleau we'll have a new coach and new player that choke in the playoffs! Let's get Turco in net too!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't the draft start in something like two hours?
ReplyDeleteI think hope of a draft preview from Panger is on life support - but that's okay, you guys need to get an early start on your weekend drinking. ;)
~~Baroque~~
@baroque - draft actually starts at 7. Still, not looking good...
ReplyDeleteHF29, somehow I don't think you were joking about the puking on the PPP folks part. Maybe our brass can help you out by throwing out the whole team for an ageing, expensive Vinny.
ReplyDeleteMust be coverage started by 4:00 pm. I know that something started at that time.
ReplyDeleteUnless I was just on crack or something. :)
~~Baroque~~
Um, any MILFs yet?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling this is going to be a disappointing night, just like the trade deadline, and last year's free agency, and last year's trade deadline, etc.
ReplyDeleteI expect we'll draft a player from an American college/university player with our first round pick.
pull the trigger on it, Robert.
ReplyDeleteoh FUCK YOU bettman! as if he brought those two up with him so he wouldn't get booed as much. thank god he didn't get into linguistics. fuckin chump. come on MTL, boo the shit outta buttman
ReplyDeleteam I the only one who thinks it might be advisable for us to tank it?
ReplyDeleteI need a MILF pic!
ReplyDelete8 picks in an hour and a half. I need more beer!
ReplyDeleteBabs taking a piss.
ReplyDeleteMore MILFs! OK, one MILF!
ReplyDeleteI predict Jordan Schroeder and a booing crowd. Louis Leblanc worries me with this whole going to Harvard for four years thing.
ReplyDeleteLeblanc!
ReplyDeleteTheWhite!
lots of people across Quebec are touching themselves right now.
ReplyDeleteSo, will it be okay to start cheering 'whitey, whitey'?
ReplyDeleteWhituy, Whituy! is more à propos.
ReplyDelete(Also, I formally nickname Louis Leblanc Whituy!)
Devils took Josefson at #20.
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey, take an offensively-gifted yet defensively-responsible center? Who'da thunk it.
Anaheim is so taking Moore. Their dinosaur has to retire sometime.
ReplyDelete@ moeman
Not Leblanciveau?
@SSHF, dat ain't easy to CHeer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe one day it'll be Lou! Lou! Lou! like they once did in Vancouver with that golaie of theirs.
@ moeman
ReplyDeleteThose Louuuuu chants are confusing. I can never tell whether they're cheering their goalie or heckling the other team's shooter.
Whatever happened to making a splash? You'd think the draft were in our barn or something.
Hmm, I have the list of drafts as they're being made, but not the trades (no RDS or TSN for me). Did Anaheim and Columbus just switch places? If so, Columbus just robbed the Ducks blind. I like it.
Jordan Caron's long-haired brunettish friend/family member wins the SILF/MILF/CILF contest.
ReplyDeleteFuck. Bruins took Caron - 6'2, 195lb center. I hate it when the Bruins take Quebec forwards, they always end up burning us.
ReplyDeleteI just hope this isn't another Urquhart/Bergeron situation...
@SSHF, yes but the Bs never win playoff series that matter , so all is good since '72.
ReplyDeletejust walked in after leaving in the 24-25 pick range. here's some advice kids:
ReplyDeleteNEVER go to the draft. it's the most mind-numbingly boring thing you can imagine. and this comes from someone who took 3 hour property law classes
ps AND ive had like 6 beers. it was still a nightmare. i was singing the Olé song just to stay awake
ReplyDeletepps babe of the night was Calvin De Haan's girlfriend (I assume, the way they kissed). even by that point (12th) the fans were cheering hot babes to keep things lively
ReplyDelete@hf29, not a single (not as in not married) MILF in sight?
ReplyDeletei think one of the Swedes had a semi-MILF, but really no Mrs Turris that I saw
ReplyDeleteHow long 'til Geno, Crosby, and Staal are the only non-Quebecers on the Pens?
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