GG11 really outdid herself with this oneWell look at what we have here. A mediocre Bruins team against a mediocre Habs team. This should be epic! Well not really. And it's tough to get the Bs hate on with both teams so meh. Maybe HF10 should have written this; his Bs hate always burns hotter than a Wooderson joint. OK, so I'm just gonna ramble a bit while you don't pay attention because you're staring at today's game pic. I'm not paying attention either, so don't worry about insulting me by barely reading.
The game starts at 7 in Beantown and there will be hot McSplooging action. Though given the mediocrity of the two teams, it may be difficult for McSplooge to find someone to splooge over. This is the first of 6 meetings this year. Including last year's playoff nightmare, Habs have lost 9 straight to the B's. Bring on the double digits. No Bs preview would be complete without a link to our good friend Cornelius.
Your hot Habs worth watching are the only players who seem to be able to score, GMS and Pleks. On the lettuce and tomato cold side, there's just about everyone else. Of course we don't need to mention Tits, pointless in 6 games now. The Urologist is pointless in 5. And take a deep breath before you read TFS' stats in his last 7 games - 0-6-0, 4.24, .851. But he's chill about it.
For the Bs, there is no one hot at all, unless you count Krejci who has a fever because of the Swine Flu. The Bs can't score. They've been shut out in their last 2 games and their PP is dead last in the league. They have managed to stay in games with some good goaltending though. Particular shout out of suckitude to Michael Ryder, pointless in 6. Oh man that's a jinx.
This might be a very long injury paragraph. The internets were saying that Gio is a game time decision, but RDS has him playing. Hal Gill might be out a couple of weeks at least. Dagger's concussion will keep him out for a week. Bs aren't faring much better on the injury front, without Savard, Lucic, and the aforementioned H1N1'er Krejci. Stubbs' and RDS' Tweets have TFS starting, and the news that Pyatt and White are playing, while Stewie and CHips are out. No offense JM, but CHips is not the problem here.
For some post-game semi-adult entertainment in the Boston spirit, enjoy this photo gallery of NESN sideline babe Heidi Watney. Feel free to let it start a Heidi vs. EA debate in the comments.
Sorry you're stuck with our old-fashioned blogging comments unlike HI/O's fancy-schmancy new live chat. Feel free to go over there if you want. Just make sure not to swear or say anything bad about anyone. Good luck with that.
So they're giving live/delayed-to-check-content chat a try over there. Uh huh. Makes perfect sense. I commented on 4's H I/O article about 10 days ago and I'm still waiting for it to get the green light. Apparently "coulda used a photoshop pic but nicely done nonetheless" is too mean.
ReplyDeleteOn another note I can't believe I did that.
Cornelius has a blog? I thought he was just a crazy person who put a lot of time and effort into commenting on his rival team's blog.
ReplyDeleteto post on H/I you really need to sign up otherwise yourp ost never make it.
ReplyDeleteI've stopped doing so as the ranters and whiners and the let's-trade-the-whole-team naysayers are way too dominant.
gald to see you put in some guy in your pic but Gui:-? really?
are you trying to please BR?
girl on girl is always a big hit. reminds me of old times
OK I'm having a tough time typing cause I can't take my eyes off that picture ....
ReplyDeleteFuck the beaners especially that troglodite mutant.
Ok. That does it, GG11.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick of it, FHF.
GG11 needs her own tag now!!!!
Do it...do it, DO IT.
WV : talopia, really? Even the WV are nasty!
FUCK THE FUCKING BRUINS WITH A FUCKING RUSTY CHAINSAW. OR SOMETHING EQUALLY RUSTY AND JAGGED.
ReplyDeleteFUCKERS.
If you can't ratchet the hate up past "Grabovski and Komisarek pissing on the Habs logo at centre ice" levels for these black and gold wearers fuckers, you people are on the wrong fucking site. There is no lukewarm, "I don't like 'em" feelings towards the Fucking Bruins, people. NONE.
@bea
ReplyDeleteI didn't pick Gui? on purpose, it was a body language thing that just worked. Maybe I'll send it his way and hopefully it'll inspire him.
@Hadulf
Although your blog name makes me shift uncomfortably as I type - I seem to read all of your comments in the voice of Col. Klink - I appreciate the vote of confidence.
@10
Right behind ya
@GG11
ReplyDeleteYou mean we can use fake names for blogging? Holy fucking crap Stallin..err...Batman!
@HF10
I was waiting on it, well done!
Damn right I've got a blog.
ReplyDelete@HF10: attaboy, keep the rivalry alive.
Price's numbers this year are actually better than his numbers during last year's sweep. Oh, memories...
LET'S GO BRUINS
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@Corn
ReplyDeleteThe Clap or Gonorrhea (also gonorrhoea) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae (also called Gonococcus, which is often abbreviated as "GC" by clinicians).
Man that must hurt when you guys pee on Habs fans in your building. Good luck with that.
Cornelius wrote that wrong...
ReplyDeleteLET'S GO RUINS
CLAP
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CLAPCLAPDIE
WV : unogiast, weird cross between the G in GMS and The Urologist?
It just feels weird a) that this is the first time that we're meeting this year and b) that we're both on the outside looking in, in terms of the playoff race. Kind of makes me sad, in an odd, "what might have been" way. (Go with it, peeps, it's been a long week and it's only Thursday)
ReplyDeleteBut, in the spirit of trying to put a positive spin on things in spite of the weirdnesss, I see your cheer, CH and I raise you the following, cribbed from my fellow fans in section 315 at the Bell Centre:
FUCK YOU BRUINS
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Starting to feel better...
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
ReplyDeleteCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
@GG Why does everyone think I'll be peeing on habs fans tonight?
And this? Is hilarious - an article about the "Money on the Board" phenomenon in the NHL (or any hockey league, for that matter).
ReplyDeleteLink
And yes, I got it from the comments section at I/O. I feel so ashamed...
@Corn
ReplyDeleteThat was rude of me. It's not the playoffs. During the regular season you pee in your own pants. Sorry. My bad.
Bourne's blog is actually pretty good, I'm surprised that any HIO posters are familiar with it.
ReplyDeleteits' the CURSE of being first in the East.
ReplyDeleteglorious one year; abysmal the next
06 Sens
07 Habs
08 Bruins
Man, how pissed is Cornelius that his initials are CH?
ReplyDeleteFuck the Fucking Bruins let's kill those sons of a thousand painted whores!!!
I think I prefer Erin Andrews. Speaking of babes, is Sandrine Balthazard still the in game hostess at the Bell Centre?
ReplyDelete@Lukestar: When I write it, it doesn't look like a toilet seat.
ReplyDelete@Cornelius
ReplyDeleteYou're right, it doesn't. But it strangely looks like a giant ass!
Fucking beautiful work GG11!
ReplyDeleteAnd all the options you had with Gui's hand gesture and mouth movement...
He's very lucky that you don't hate him right now...
Again, great work.
Oh yeah, good job photoshopping, GG. Seriously, day in day out they're pretty high quality.
ReplyDeleteByron Bitz is also hurt for the Bruins, but he's a fourth-liner and only managed to get an assist against montreal last year so I wouldn't worry too much about him being replaced by another AHL scrub or not.
@GT
ReplyDeletetold ya it would make up for V day. Thanks. No hate here. Attitude pisses me off more than nothingness. Dionne throwing his arms up and pathetically taking credit for a goal does it for me.
@Corny
thanks. Now I feel bad about the catheter joke I was going to make.
Ok, folks, I'm out to go to the game. See if you can see me in the stands - I'm the guy in a Bruins jersey.
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge is good for a squirt or two, it's like death and taxes. His boy Price is in nets.
ReplyDeleteChecking in with my word verification: "testses"
ReplyDeleteHopefully the Habs play with some.
So, how long into the game until Gio levels Chara?
Bégin the Bruine
ReplyDeletededicated to HF29's Mom
When they Bégin the Bruine, it brings back the sound of Carbo whirring like a fucking blender,
It brings back a night of fucking maple leafs splendour, it brings back that memory obscene.
He's with us once more under the black and the gold, and down by the RDShore a chez nous orchestra's playing.
Even the twine seem to be swaying, when they Bégin the Bruine.
To live it again his Glorieux's 4th line endeavours, except when that fucking last minute penalty clutCHed at my heart,
And there we were, swearing to still love Steve forever, and promising never, never to part.
Some moments divine, even in the Press Box serene,
Till Bob came along to disperse the joys we had tasted,
And now when I hear people curse the CHance that he wasted,
I know but too well what Métro and MOEmaN mean.
So let them Bégin the Bruine, let the love that was once a fire remain an ember;
Let it sleep like the dead desire I now only remember when they Bégin the Bruine.
Oh yes, let them Bégin the Bruine, let him play like Don Awrey,
Like the HaBruins of yore, guys like Traverse and Vadnais.
Till we loudly whisper once more, Steve, you're a fucking Bruin, fuck you!
And we suddenly know that its Habs heaven we're in, when they Bégin the Bruine,
When they Bégin the Bruine.
OH MY GOD - bravo Moeman!!
ReplyDelete(I kind of heart that song... along with stuff from the bros. Gershwin. "Our Love is Here to Stay" is probably one of the most romantic songs ever written. Yeah, I said it.)
Bravo, bravo, bravo!!
Why does FHF knock the forums at HIO. I wouldn't consider this forum any better...
ReplyDelete@anonymous - FUCK OFF YOU DICK
ReplyDeletethat's why we're better
You can swear... congrats. The comments section still isn't any better.
ReplyDeleteHFH is like HIO's little brother... be respectful to your older brother... maybe one day you'll be as good... probably not.
+1 to HF29
ReplyDeleteet
Merci, lg.
@anonymous - it's not about swearing in the least. You don't get it. So I don't give a fuck about you. The people here get it. That's what counts.
ReplyDelete@29
ReplyDeleteThat made me smile. That's a bad thing I think.
Sounds like somebody is a little defensive... it's ok to be jealous of your older brother.
ReplyDeleteAnon - in an attempt to elevate the discourse around here... *cough*
ReplyDeleteI sincerely find that the discussions at I/O tend to get bogged down in petty name-calling and useless boosterism or "Sky-is-falling-ism" (for lack of a better way to describe it). People get really carried away there and start with some pretty vicious personal attacks. It ain't cool.
The actual writers over at I/O are absolutely top notch, which is why I will always read their stuff... and only scan the comments briefly to see if there is anything interesting.
In a weird, twisted way, the fact that we're obviously a bunch of twisted pervs over here seems to keep the stupids away. Don't ask me why, I just post here. *shrug*
like I'm really fucking jealous about a blog that has the power of the biggest English newspaper behind it, while four (now five) of us and an incredible group of intelligent commentors have built something great out of fucking nothing but a crappy Blogger template.
ReplyDeleteAnd Boone is a huge fan of FHF. Suck on that.
I'm a fan too...
ReplyDeleteJust saying, no need to feel 'dirty' for visiting HIO... they do a good job.
Take a moment, do some deep breathing... you're going to have an aneurysm.
@29
ReplyDeleteMade. My. Day.
@anon
ReplyDeleteBtw, mom and dad called. You were adopted.
Anon - my comment about the I/O shame was NEVER about visiting the site itself, but rather from re-posting something I saw in the comments.
ReplyDeleteTopic? God, I hope the Habs win tonight.
@LG77: I agree with your sentiments. Boone's "About Last Night" is a must read, along with all of the real news about the team. I've stopped checking TSN.ca for my Habs news and solely depend on HIO.
ReplyDeleteThere are some good comments over at HIO but sadly you have to sort through about ninety nine bad ones to find one good one. Too many people over there have it in for a specify player and also always state that their own guy can do no wrong.
Also the level of creativity and time spent by some of the big guns here just cannot be compared with HIO. Moeman's song parodies, TMS, Jaro posts, GG11's photoshops, etc.
Golden Girl...
ReplyDeleteI guess i'm adopted.
I suppose some belligerent ramblings from a blogger makes your day... some day you must have had.
@Anon - i never said i felt dirty at HI/O. i read it all the time (well, not the comments). for fuck's sake, one of the FHF writes there.
ReplyDeletealright enough of this. on to the fun! Steph Richer on OTR talking about his emotional issues. this is good.
@moeman - special shout out from mom. She wanted to thank you for the dedication, and she loved the parody tonight. she had to tell me what the song was!
Have fun tonight guys... Go Habs Go!
ReplyDelete29 - God I love the fact that your Mom reads this site. Mine would have an aneurysm over the language I use... and my association with my fellow pervs. heh.
ReplyDelete@LG - mom has the mouth of a sailor, god love her
ReplyDeleteRiCHer on OTR was a breath of fresh air. Always liked the guy as a Habs and nice to see he is living a happier life.
ReplyDelete@Anon
ReplyDeleteI have four kids, 4 hockey teams, 2 basketball teams, a bar mitzvah on Saturday for 200 of my closest family and friends, H1N1 vaccination dilemma and a 1/2 Moroccan husband who is still shocked daily that I don't cook like his mother after 20 years. But yes. Your belligerent ramblings made my day. Excellent come back.
For the record I never miss "About Last Night". I think the writers at H I/O are great. But it's The Gazette on-line not a forum to really express yourself freely.
As an aside has anyone else noticed the smell of Blue Bonnets in the air? If I didn't know better I'd say the Habs were home tonight. No joke. Entire West end has been fertilized!
@Moe
ReplyDeleteOMG! I got so caught up I forgot the kudos. Well done. The swearing and the old tunes really go together so well!
Btw, Mom of 29's card said "Mazel fucking tov on your bar mitzvah". Love her.
About Pro athletes (yeah thats you Flames, Raptors and leaf) getting a jump in the vaccine line and yip about being in 'close contact, small groups and public exposure'.
ReplyDeleteI work at a University and almost 2 dozen colleagues+students are afflicted with the swine flu. I am in daily contact with many people, I also work in small tight-knit specialized labs of a dozen folk and then there's some 25000 people on campus, daily, some of them breath on each other. Like I need to hear some fucking prima donna player and/or team exec explain to me why they are more qualified than the needier (and I don't include myself in the latter group). Go fuck yourselves.
The latest Stella Artois ad is a thing of beauty. Juxtaposing the female form, dripping with foam and tempting the taste buds deserves an orgasmic award.
ReplyDeleteWho said "comparisons are odious". Shakespeare in Much Ado About Nothing ... but it might have ben Bert Raymond in his column. Look, you guys do your thing, we'll do our things at HIO and never the things shall meet .... well, unless we're really drunk ... and you let us pitch, you catch. I'm flattered by the kind words on About Last Night ... My only regret is I have to refer to Mike Cammalleri by his real name. That Squid gag just never gets old. I hope the Canadiens trade for Cody Bass. And what if FHF had been around for Les Kuntar? Peace out, my brothers and sisters.
ReplyDeletespeaking of the female form, did Chantal Macabe lose some weight? she's looking good again.
ReplyDeletespeaking of the female form (#2), everyone see the latest Reebok commercial?
nice words, Michael, agreed
ReplyDelete@HF29, nice find. Methinks the most creative site commercializing the beautification of the female form are the folks at sloggi .
ReplyDelete(On their site), choose a language, any language, it won't matter as beauty is skin, deep, regardless of the gender.
Also, great products that'll make you and your partner look & feel good.
Just like you're not going to watch the Daily Show to keep up with the going's on of the world, or watch CNN for clever satire, HI/O and FHF have different purposes.
ReplyDeleteAnyone just see McSplooge chat with Squid? When he told 'The Little Three' to get after the Big Bruins, I really wanted a high stick right to the chops.
@CHenny, we should carry (Carey?) the tsn Habs hate as a badge of honour.
ReplyDeletei've never heard of this "sloggi" but I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to their newsletter
ReplyDeletewait, CNN isn't satire?
speaking of weight, Gord Miller's face is really getting wide. and since when does he have 4 chins?
sloggi could never help the beyond-repair PeeAir and gord miller.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with "the Bruins have a lot of injuries so they're really struggling" and we don't? Let the fucktardism begin.
ReplyDelete@ GG, I actually lol'd at the adopted comment, spitting out the quality student pbj dinner in the process.
ReplyDeleteI don't exactly hope that Krejci gives his teammates swine flu, but am I a horrible person for debating the matter?
Oh, and yes, Fuck. The. Broons
I emailed tsn's dave dodge and suggested the NHL call his new hit to the noggin' idea The HeadHodge.
ReplyDeleteFWIW, I agree a blatant head hit deserves a distinctive penalty (5 and a game) but not before they get rid of the puck over the glass junk call. They should also rename the too many men on the ice The CHerry (hey, come on, its da Habs vs. da Bs for fuck sake).
ok lets go. FUCK THE BROONS is right, KML
ReplyDeleteIs Gui! looking to get a Cégep 'student pbj' in GG11's fun pic?
ReplyDelete~~~
Devorski is from Toronto.
gimme a break
ReplyDeleteWhat?! Goaltender interference? Are we back to the old 'foot in the crease' rule?
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus - the fuck kind of call is that? Since when is it Moen's fault that Thomas is flopping around his crease?
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge can barely look Billy Barty in the eye and he labels our top line 'The Little Three'. Asshole.
ReplyDeleteMcDouche obviously hasn't heard that they're to be called Giant Mexican Squid.
ReplyDeleteTits can skate. No, seriously.
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge finally splooging on the big fat whale
ReplyDeleteJust me, or does McSplooge sound like a colossal fucktard when rolling his "r"s?
ReplyDelete@KML I was thinking the same thing. He tries so hard to not be a complete tool, but fails miserably every game.
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge in looking at his ceiling mirror, every, fucking, day "I Just Want to Be Loved, Is That So Wrong?"
ReplyDeletePleks has NO help out there
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge's newest sploogebank is Carle. Price has competition.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's time to reunite TurtlePleks with a pair of Tits in the search of real 2nd line wingers? At this point, it can't really get much worse...
ReplyDelete@moeman, it doesn't bear thinking about how much Windex and paper towel he must go through.
ReplyDeleteCoaCH Martin has less than a 1/4 of the season under his belt and is due some diligence but he'd do me a favour if he'd stick with some lines and quit the juggling act. Reminds me too much of Czarbo.
ReplyDeleteAwesome job as usual, Moeman.
ReplyDeleteMan, Bégin becoming a Bruin is like Chef from South Park becoming a pedophile.
@Moey, methinks McSplooge packs a retractable squeegee for his road trips.
ReplyDeleteI love Tits. Seriously.
ReplyDeletea point for TITS!
ReplyDeleteMétro! pick up in aisle Thomas.
ReplyDeleteThey suddenly feel firm!
ReplyDeleteActually a really nice play.
@moeman,
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing out loud, the cats think I'm insane. Oh, and we scored.
Carle is indeed McSplooge's new toy. That is unfortunate.
ReplyDeleteGood for White getting a point in his first game.
Thnx for the feel good comments fellow and feline FHFers, all done for fun. (Yes this comment was meant to pad the comment total of the comments and I hope our fabulous friend Van Hab is doing well, wherever s/he may be).
ReplyDelete~~~
WV = schel, as in da Broon can go to fucking sCHel
I like Martin's strategy. Give Tits some kids who can skate and let him run the line. Now if only Pleks could get some linemates who won't kill every pretty play he makes...
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think rejbert are SMS/MMsing that White should be called LeBlanc?
ReplyDeleteWatching TSN's non-HD feed because I couldn't stopped stabbing myself in the eye while watching NESN's feed (featuring the fucktard Jack Edwards) in HD.
ReplyDeleteGui's looking a bit like Gu:( tonight.
Nice catCH kc, Gu:( is riding his last game's BIG:) fucking goal. Methinks he knows he can ride a goal-every-6-games and get away with it cuz he a CHez-Nous! kid. Nothing wrong with that cuz, I too, was born in the PofQ (Montmagny, to be exact and yup a woolier area of the Prov).
ReplyDeleteOne good sign, though it may just be me - GMS and the Czech defense combo didn't seem to play as many minutes as usual in the first. Hopefully this means they're being saved for later in the game.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually like our 3rd and 4th lines tonight, too bad Pleks seems to be skating 1 on 2 or 3 everytime he gets the puck
Question. Would you sit the Rosenbergs with the Kleinmans or the Goldsteins? There was that whole broygus last year but I think they patched everything up at Gittl's wedding last month.... Just thought I'd wake everyone the fuck up as this has to be the most boring fucking game of the year. Are they skating in chopped liver? (just keeping the theme).
ReplyDeleteCarry on. I'll be quiet now.
Have McSplooge and QuadChin mentioned the Bs haven't scored since Halloween?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I feel like our 3rd line -The 3M line if you will - has been playing quite well for some time.
ReplyDelete--and as I type it, silly penalty by Moen.
heh, cheap call 4 da Bs.
ReplyDeleteThe Fat Whale's left flipper saved us there. And I swear, if Spacek is hurt and we've lost another defenceman, I might just flip.
ReplyDeleteGreat, another injured D man. When's Breezer returning?
ReplyDelete@kc, Breezer is in line behind CHelios, Dandy, Dicky Moore and ButCH BouCHard.
ReplyDeleteHey tsn'ers, mention the PK.
ReplyDeleteFucking linesman! Get the fuck out of the way!
ReplyDelete5on3, score SVP.
ReplyDelete50 sec 5 on 3? Yes please...
ReplyDeleteNow let's hope the PP can actually do something.
Sweet Gionta! How the hell did he not slam that in!?
ReplyDeleteGood effort, great save by Tiny.
ReplyDeleteGreat save, no way that went in.
ReplyDeleteNo reason for Divorcedsky to be chatting lovingly with Tiny.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Gord 'Fatso' Miller, we're "clinging to a one goal lead". I'm not sure if he's aware, but the game has seemed fairly even to me.
ReplyDeleteYou know that we are missing our biggest Bs killer, Markov.
ReplyDeleteThank fuck someone actually got the puck out of the zone. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge fails to mention that The Urologist was pissing himself out there.
ReplyDelete@Moe
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. The piss was Cornelius.
3M looking good in the offensive zone.
ReplyDeleteCome on boys, let's get Carey some goal support.
ReplyDelete@GG11, I'd bet Cornelius wears Depends (cuz Bs fans tend to drink lotsa beer?)
ReplyDeletealready for mcsplooge it's TomMY pyatt
ReplyDeleteEveryone in the league is talking about Lapierre? I find that hard to believe, Mr. McSplooge.
ReplyDeleteFUCK. wheres the whistle?
ReplyDeleteFantastic. The net is off the moorings!
ReplyDeleteCari, Cari, Cari... all that good work and now this.
ReplyDeleteNo goal. No fucking way.
ReplyDeleteside of the net, for sure
ReplyDeleteNet was off.
ReplyDeleteAlso, is woman seated behind JM wearing a Gio jersey with a "C" on it?
ReplyDeletedamn right
ReplyDeleteRewind a few minutes and listen to QuadChin splooge when he freakingly screamed it was a Bs goal. Sickening.
ReplyDelete@KC I saw that too. Unless it's a Carbo jersey?
ReplyDelete@Chenny13: You're probably right. I've sort of tried to forget about Carboo.
ReplyDeleteCzarbo's next NHL team will be the ReNords, whenever that happens.
ReplyDeleteOf all the things posted here the word McSplooge makes me queasy.
ReplyDeleteDear GG11,
ReplyDeleteI wanna see some photoCHoppin' McSploogemagic .
Love,
moe
McSplooge's head looks abnormally small on that photo.
ReplyDelete... and, GG11, I doubt you need inspirationz .
ReplyDeleteWV = poingts, as in, Habs, don't fuck things up cuz we need da poingts.
A feed for those of you that can't watch the game
ReplyDeletehttp://www.justin.tv/furby3
@Moe
ReplyDeleteIt's actually been done but you'll have to encourage the boys to post.
McSplooge, "the Bruins are cumming hard". Get the retractable squeegee ready.
ReplyDeleteBoys. Post!
ReplyDeleteSkunk?
ReplyDeleteAlso,
Boys. Post!!
Is it me or does MAB skate like a gerbil?
ReplyDeleteMAB plays defense like a gerbil
ReplyDeletei dont even know what that means, but its an insult
GMS has been pretty quiet tonight. It's been all 3M for offense. Meager night for scoring chances.
ReplyDeleteThe gerbillish thing about MAB is his gerbil brain cannot keep up with his gerbil-wheelin' feet. Its kinda funny, in a sad way.
ReplyDelete46DD cannot even get a cop feeled.
ReplyDeleteMcSplooge and gerbils...eeewwww. Poor gerbils.
ReplyDeleteWho's that guy wearing 46?
ReplyDelete@Moey, now dat is funny!
ReplyDeleteAlso, MONSTER! gerbils = happy McSplooge. WTF!?!
moeman - I'd say he's more hamster-like than anything else. Teeny body, teeny feetsies. Fast in one direction (Forward, spinning the wheel) but not so much backwards...
ReplyDeleteGod, this game is stressing me right the fuck out. (missed the first 30 minutes of game time. sniffle.)
@lg77, good tiny observation. BTW, your comment brings up one of my fave jokes.
ReplyDeleteWhat id the difference between a hamster and a gerbil?
id = is
ReplyDeleteThe Urologist should probably start worrying about his contract for next season.
ReplyDeletemoeman,
ReplyDeleteYou're killing me tonight.
Babs should've sign MAB on a game by game contract.
ReplyDeletemoe - I'm embarrassed to say that I don't know...
ReplyDeleteI don't like this feeling of hanging on for dear life.
ReplyDeletenow im nervous
ReplyDeleteYikes. White knuckle time.
ReplyDelete@lg77, thnx for waiting for da punCHline.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to mix this one up at the parties kidz.
Q: What is the difference between a hamster and a gerbil?
A: There's more white meat on a gerbil.
(The joke is in the distraught look in your joke recipient, plus timing is everything ...)
pyatt on the PK with 5 mins left in a 1-0 game. wow.
ReplyDeletei thought the punchline was "one of them fits in Stephane Richer's ass"
ReplyDeletemmm that's good holding on for dear life
ReplyDelete@HF29, you had Wendell Clark and Glenn anderson and you go for the easier laugh with a 50=goal scoring Hab? If Mom is reading this I hope she pinCHes your ear and no warm milk and tea biscuit for you.
ReplyDeleteLife.
ReplyDeleteHang.
On.
Fuck!
@moeman - oh, i love steph. the savard-richer-corson line was our saviour! but damn i remember those rumours
ReplyDeletemom's laughing
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ReplyDeleteFucking knew this would happen.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what was that fucking "intentional offsides" bullshit.
Brutal.
ReplyDeleteSHIT.SHIT.SHIT.
ReplyDeletenoooo
ReplyDeleteCall it off
Price deserved better...
ReplyDeleteFuck this fucking team.
ReplyDeleteseriously, that was a fucking nightmare
ReplyDeleteNot over.
ReplyDeletePrice deserved a shutout. Fuck, you just knew that was coming.
ReplyDeleteBs have always gotten CHeap points from Habs fuck-ups. Plus ça CHange...
ReplyDelete'magical mittens"? ewwwwwww
I gotta feeling
ReplyDeletewoohooo...
I swore I heard a "U-S-A" chant...
ReplyDeletecircles
ReplyDeleteWhy fight after overtime? To psyche the team out for the shootout?
ReplyDeletemy blood pressure can't take a shootout
ReplyDeleteWV = quack
ReplyDeleteanyone else feel like montreal was playing for the shootout in OT?
ReplyDeleteI just wanted Carey to get more than just the standard HJ in the champagne room tonight....
ReplyDeleteFucking kid needed this shutout...
SQUID!
ReplyDeleteT.F.S.
ReplyDeleteWe're the 92-93 Habs.
ReplyDeleteCari the Fat Wale was brilliant tonight. He deserves all the joints and CEGEP girls he wants.
ReplyDeleteThe ice-lvel view of Squid's goal was sickly good.
ReplyDelete1993......that's 7!
ReplyDeleteThe fat fuck did it...
ReplyDeleteAnd for one evening, the Japanese harpooners go home in an empty boat...
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCEGEP girls and weed for all!
This team is going to be the death of me... but I'll love every second of it.
ReplyDeletePrice happy much about beating the Bs? I was half-expecting his Usain Bolt pose from Tampa last year.
Price was an arrogant little prick in the shootout. I like it.
ReplyDeleteThe simple fact that TFS™ will shut up the media jackals for a few days is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteI can't do this for 82 games. My blood pressure can't take it.
ReplyDeleteThe Habs absolutely fucking failed Price tonight, and he bailed them out.
ReplyDeleteThe boys had better not be taking their knee pads off any time soon, with all the make-up BJs they owe him.
I actually like how fucking cocky he was when he threw the puck back...
ReplyDelete"Take this puck, and go fuck yourself."
That's the type of emotion he should bring to every game. It was very Roy-ish
@Gino,
ReplyDeleteYou said it better than me, it was very Roy like.