Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of
finally admitting you poked a needle full of 'roids in your ass on a regular basis...
- Gui! has a hand in all four Wild goals in their 4-3 win over the Pens. Did you know over the last month Gui! leads the league in even strength goals? Fuck you, you big fuckity-fuck;
- Avs beat the Flames in a SO, thanks to Craig Anderson's (who?) 44 saves;
- Western powerhouse Nashville (no seriously) beats the Canucks;
- It's Bob Gainey's Facebook page! Well not really, but an incredible simulation. (lap dances to GG11 and moeman)
So TMS is gonna be playing around with things at FHF over the next couple of days. Update the look a bit. Habs aren't playing for four days straight, we're gonna be fucking bored. We're starting with stretching things out (again) to give GG a little more space. Of course, we've just used the increased width to jam in more Victoria's Secret models. Sorry.
Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of finally admitting you poked a needle full of 'roids in your ass on a regular basis...
Is that the first shared FHF lap dance> If so, yowsa.
ReplyDeleteGreat picture but the girl on the bottom left is a little "goth". Couldn't you photoshop a tan on her?
ReplyDeleteFucking Gui. Way to go to the net during your time here.
ReplyDeletewv: hymentan. Yup.
This is going to be another John Leclair deal isn't it?
ReplyDeleteIf we were all babes like GG11, moey, LG77, etc. (am I missing somebody?) I figure here's where we fit into the VS models picture:
ReplyDeleteBottom, left to right:
eyebeleaf, Boob, orangeman, LeDouze, Jeff from HK, kevincrumbs, gillis
Top, left to right:
HF10, HF29, LG77, Ldude, moey, HF4, moemean, GG11, HF33 aka Panger, Anonymous
Not much reasoning behind most of it.
eyebeleaf - Leaf fan gets the ugly chick.
Boob - boobs.
orangeman - she looked the orangest
The ladies (11, 77, moey). This is just how I've decided to picture you from now on when reading your comments. Sorry if these models don't do you justice.
Ldude - I wanted between 2 of the ladies and didn't want to be hugging one of the 'guys'.
moeman - thought you should be close to GG11, plus I think of Moe from Simpsons, and your model is a bit scary like him.
Anonymous - kind of blurry.
HF's - sorry guys - just fit you in where there was room.
Back to my ignoring of the Habs til after the Olympics. Ciao.
according to my ribs, i need a snack
ReplyDeletewell, most of us do
29: If (like Tiger), you're a fan of white meat, bend over and take a chunk out of eyebeleaf.
ReplyDeleteBTW, raise your hand if you didn't realize that Cujo wasn't retired before today.
wait, CuJo wasn't retired?
ReplyDelete@L Dude: Ha! Well, it's nice to know that if I was a woman, I wouldn't be ugly. Can't say the same about being a man though!
ReplyDeleteThnx LDude.
ReplyDeleteGG, what are you lookin' at?
WV = quiyt as in, when the Habs don't play it sure gets quiyt in here
I'm cute I guess
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how many assists you can get when all you need to do is flip a puck in Havlat's general direction.
ReplyDeleteGuiUSELESS.
(Helps that the Pens are in their yearly winter funk).
That's ok. I've warmed to the manapult, Pouliot. I dare say chicken cannon?
Pouliot is now "coq" in my books.
ReplyDeleteSomebody mentioned this to me the other day, Gui! always played on his off wing in Montreal. Apparently he switched sides when he went to minny. Not sure if thats true though
@Moe
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at your store boughts. Mine are real and they're spectacular.
L Dude, thanks. Coincidentally, I look just like that model if you were to cut her hair, add 120 lbs, knock a few teeth out, age 10 years and beat with an ugly stick from the Ugly Forest found on the Ugly Planet. Other than that, spittin' image.
ReplyDeleteThnx GG, I'm trying to emulate your GorGeous tatas.
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