- Vinny is excited for Boucher's arrival in Tampa;
- Perry Pearn is sticking around. Whew;
- Pleks is The Hockey News' number one free agent;
- Dion Phaneuf to become captain of the Laffs today;
- Kings' assistant coach Mark Hardy has resigned in the midst of charges of felony sexual abuse.
Monday, June 14, 2010
The Morning Skate for Monday, June 14th
Bullet points for what you missed over the last 5 days while dreaming of a return to hockey around here...
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What? No FHF1 podacst. At least record lg77 wishing us a magnificent Monday.
ReplyDeleteSo, am I the only one that thinks of this guy when you look at the Leafs' new captain?
ReplyDeleteAm I crazy? Is it the lack of Habs news? Is it October yet?
@ L Dude
ReplyDeleteWell I think everyone sees a caveman when they look at Phaneuf, but not Captain Caveman, he was an honourable troglodyte. Phanaeuf personofies all of the negatives in cro-magnon.
I guess Captain Dion makes Douche$arek expendable. The Caveman's just a better version of The Traitor. I wonder how long before Burke's shopping his overpaid, oft-injured ass?
ReplyDeletewv: I heard Bob McKenzie say Gauthier's shopping both goalies to see what kind of retuorni they'd bring.
soperman: good point about CC. Phanoof doesn't deserve the title.
ReplyDeleteJT: Komosuckass was purchased by the Leafs for the american olympic team. We know how well that worked out. I expect Burke is willing to listen to offers right now. But who cares. We've all moved on.
@moeman - this clip of my show will have to do for now, hon!!
ReplyDeleteI think we're mentioned at about the one minute mark. Can't tell 'cause I'm at work and it won't load. :(
I'll let your imagination run wild as to which one I am. heh.
The Leafs want the uroligist to see if the ice at the gardens is PP proof. Phangoof's style is captured in this quote " he swaggers out of his own end, then suddenly he forgets were he put his car keys, oops turnover "
ReplyDeleteWill Daniel Biere come and Price go. Do we want another smurf, maby trade Pleks for a Bigfucking Guy, we only need one less PP specialist and one Bigfucking guy and the cup is ours.
@Steve - I want nothing to do with Brière. I hate that guy. I realize it's irrational, but I don't care. I don't want none of those asshole Flyers polluting my team.
ReplyDeleteYes Lawyerlady, that was a great legal insight, you cant get rid of Flyer DNA even with Chlorine. He would need gene therapy and the Buffalo loser ville platelets will always be in his head.
ReplyDeleteI do believe that was the first time I've ever been called a lady. How very...
ReplyDelete... peculiar.
let's just trade our whole fucking team for the entire goddamn panthers' roster. then JM can coach the shit boring team that he wants.
ReplyDeletefuckmonday.
That's no lady. That's my wife.
ReplyDelete- Mr. LG77
lg, front row, green dress?
ReplyDelete@moe - nope. You actually can't see me all that well in that clip! There are other clips available on the interwebs with me in 'em, but you'll hafta find 'em yourself. :)
ReplyDeleteack, thnx for the update lg. Thought you were the devil in the green dress. (Grey dress gal later on in the clip?).
ReplyDeleteSuffice it to say that you have a sexy/sultry voice that is fun to listen to, too.
♥ ya.