Tuesday, June 15, 2010

...wit no contrac!


BGL offers low-speed injured enforcement for less dan tree million dollars a year
...wit no contrac!

BGL lon distance fight for less dan tree million dollars a year anywhere in Nort America
...wit no contrac!

TEKSsavEEEE!!!! TeksavEEEE!!!!

We'll miss you BGL.

16 comments:

  1. I think BGL could TOTALLY take Gary Coleman. Totally.

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  2. WatcCHoo talkin' 'bout GG.

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  3. @GG11: Gary Coleman since death, prior to death or when he was in his prime on different Strokes?

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  4. it took me like, five minutes to understand what was going on.

    BUH BYE, BGL.

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  5. CBC spends a lot of time reporting on something to do with South Africans, blowing and vulvas. One of these days, I hope to get the whole story.

    Arnold has joined Abraham in that giant fishbowl in the sky. RIP.

    I can't imagine another team offering Pebbles a contract if they watched him play 'hockey' the past two seasons. Dude, just stick to what you're good at - rebuilding Haiti and raw food. Oh and dancing with half naked women while drinking alcoholic energy drinks. Don't stop that.

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  6. TEKSAVEEEE!!!!!

    Saw a Techsavvy ad on a TTC bus this morning. BGL lives!

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  7. I really hate the BGL Teksavvy commercial. Teksavvy is a great company but that commercial is just a lame ripoff of the awesome Old Spice commercials Terry Crews made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTvtFp_iPKc

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  8. It would be funny if Burke signed BGL for his truculence. Other than that, I really have no interest in BGL, GD Vegan.

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  9. I'd like to hire BGL to hang at my house for days when I hear things like "hi mom, I kind of invited the grade to come over after our exam today". He'll either scare the shit out of everyone or organize a half naked ball hockey game in which case parents will never want their children hanging out at my house ever again.

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  10. c'mon draft day!
    c'mon free agency!

    i was playing around on capgeek yesterday and managed to fit jeff carter and patrick sharp under the cap. there was enough room for big buff too but i decided the hawks wouldn't trade them both to us.
    :P

    @ldude - thanks for putting the image of south africans blowing vulvas into my head.

    dare you to google that.

    wv: the causness of BGL's buyout was his suckness.

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  11. @gilles:

    Who the PHuck does those rankings!?

    It's placing AK light years ahead of Moore, Pyatt and Max, hey I know the guy HSA potential but the ranking gap is redicouleuos, not to mention he makes 20 % more $ than the 3 combined....

    @soperman: BGL playing in the Big Lemon, how sweet would that be...

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  12. @ Mr. Natural

    The Big Lemon - Ha! that is funny.

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  13. Those vuvuzelas things... is that like the new version of vajazzling, right? Just checking.

    Summer is so bittersweet for Habs fans in Montreal. On one hand, you want the "nice weather" and city vibe in MTL to last forever. On the other, you wish you could just fast forward to July 1st, even though we'll probably be bitching about PG's moves, or lack thereof.

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  14. Seems as though the Oranjewomen are doing what they do best: being sexy, drinking beer and getting arrested.

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