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Monday, July 05, 2010
The Morning Skate for Monday, July 5th
Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning Wimbledon...
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Kovalchuk wants 10-million dollars and a helicopter.
ReplyDeleteOh, Jaro. :(
ReplyDeleteJ.T., I said the EXACT same thing. And I may have teared up a little. SIGH.
ReplyDeleteSeriously...how many of those guys don't have a dishwasher...or a chick to load the dishwasher for them...(sorry if that sounds sexist - but at least I'm being honest. I'm sure Chantal would agree!
ReplyDelete@JT: I totally agree...
ReplyDeleteYou can tell a lot about a person's attitude when you hear his/her answers to questions like this...
And is it me, or is Markov sweating more than Patrick Ewing?
Even though I don't like Burke in a professional/hockey fan way, I must admit this story was touching. Reminds me of BG and his daughter a few years back.
ReplyDelete@ Orangeman
ReplyDeleteIt's okay to think Burke is a good human being but a big blowhard dufus dick-wad as a GM of the worst team in sports. I would bet that more people agree with the first part than the second part (though not just Habs fans agree with the second part.)
94 days. Fuck.
ReplyDeletemeh. - gillis
Hup Holland. OK 29, I'm with ya now - just because it's easier to find hot Dutch fans compared with the other teams.
Germany looks pretty freakin' strong though. /end soccer interest
heh, nice wink to CHantale there Squid.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Kovy 2 is signing in Jersey for 7 years at 60 mil, which apparently puts them about 4 million over the cap. Parise or Zajac for Big Tits anyone?
ReplyDeleteSadly, jesse, both Parise and Zajac have very similar cap hits to Uniboob(© LDude).
ReplyDeleteJust wait. He'll hit his stride this year (he is UFA next year). And Avtsin will be that big top 6 winger we've been looking for. It's gonna be great.
Dude from L knows, Avstin (needs a nickname before he's traded to Colorado) is gonna be a good one.
ReplyDeleteHunh. No more Pierre Boivin. I feel odd that I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
ReplyDeleteOh, PK! :)
ReplyDeletemoeman: I'm thinking something along the lines of Double A, Batteries Not Included, No Batteries Required, Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Fuck - another bust!, Alex Advil - he'll give you a headache, ....
ReplyDeleteI should go now. Happy 5th of JULY!
The Twitters are saying Bob Probert is dead. Collapsed on a boat. He was 45. Man.
ReplyDeleteThat's fucked up.
ReplyDeleteRIP Bob.
ReplyDeleteBob Probert is trending worldwide just one below vaginal dryness. What's a guy gotta do to get ahead of vaginal dryness.
ReplyDeleteGG11: That's an age old question, really.
ReplyDelete@Orange
ReplyDeleteYes it is. It comes right after the other age old questions...
isn't child birth enough?
and
how come men aren't self lubricating - anatomically speaking, that is?
RIP Bob, your repeated face-smashings of Tie Domi will be remembered!
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Re: Avtsin
L'Artisan? Le Av-elier?