Yo, dude. You should like, totally sign a contract already. The best Montreal bud is harvested in late August, so you'll want to have some cash on hand by then. There's so much of it, we're filling giant orange spheres with vodka and taking bong hits. Then we're having grilled cheese sandwiches and something called a frappé. At least, I think we are. My perception is a little fuzzy.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
TFS Birthday Wishes / Signing Begging Day 2
Yo, dude. You should like, totally sign a contract already. The best Montreal bud is harvested in late August, so you'll want to have some cash on hand by then. There's so much of it, we're filling giant orange spheres with vodka and taking bong hits. Then we're having grilled cheese sandwiches and something called a frappé. At least, I think we are. My perception is a little fuzzy.
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I haven't been there in quite a few years, but I KNOW there are better looking women in Montreal. You only have to go as far as this blog to figure that out. Right ladies!?
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@LD
ReplyDeleteI like to give a give appropriate for the person. Maryse Ouellet is a French Canadian glamour model and professional wrestler, better known simply as Maryse.
Nuf said.
*gift
ReplyDeleteShe's cute and could be just me but she looks smart too .... I mean ya gotta be smart to be a Glamour Model ... right ?
ReplyDeleteWell, GG you piqued my interest with that info so I conferred with my good friend Mr. Google about Maryse. After finding this:
ReplyDeleteSignature Moves: D.D.T., Kick to the face
and this, I whole heartedly (is that a word?) change my mind. How could I even doubt your brilliance? She's perfect for our Carey.
Forgive me.
@LD
ReplyDeleteWow! Maryse has amazing nails!
It really is a match made in heaven (and when I say heaven I mean some sleazy strip joint)
@GG - Does that Bong have an entrance on the side? I think that maybe would be a great place to start looking for TFS..."and he's climbing a stairway to he..."
ReplyDeletewv: laspa - as in - I'm about on my laspa nerve with this indecision - sign the fuckin' contract already!
Isn't Maryse a "heel"? (wrestling term for a wrestler who is not a fan favourite) Shouldn't we offer TFS a hero not a heel? Save the heels for the Laff goalies.
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