DreamsCHape ~ Like J.T., I gave up/out by the 2nd period. Similar to the Habs I tossed and turned, made a wet spot, CHanged my socks, got a few winks and woke up to a week of analysis, meditation and hopefully a reCHarged body, mind and soul as I prepare to CHeer our team to a playoff position, one where they do (don't?) meet the fucking PHlyers in round one. A wet dream? A nightmare? Time to lay on the couCH and review things.
Resolving inner conflicts ~ nope, Habs consciously pooCHed the PK and the game
Counting sCHeep ~ stop at 5, otherwise go to hell
Conscious ~ DarCHe and Double D (that's a lot of Ds)
Unconscious ~ Rest of the team, maybe they need rest
Subconscious ~ They already miss Muller?
Flip to the cold side of the Draft ~ I know, Carter and Giroux could've be ours
Enter Boogey/Sandman ~ PHucking PHronger's PHour PHucking PHoints
Wet dreams ~ As a young teenager, this dreamy dame got me moist;
FHFemmes were probably all over this hairy Beest;
Insomniacs ~ Our Sens fan friends
Piss/crap the bed, time to change the sheets ~ leaf
Bunk bed buddies ~ PFK! and TFS™ seem rather CHummy away from the arena, too bad Subban didn't make the rookie ASG, what the fuck is that all about? (Fixed)
Coach sleeps with his socks on ~ CHocula seems like such a straight-laced fellow. When he sleeps, wonder where his fingers go. Do we need deeper interpretation? Picture him in leather.
Give us your secret word and test results on using benzodiazepine with ice cream in the comments.
G Y F H G !
Good for PFK, a lock for hardest shot winner rookies.
ReplyDeleteFuck the Flyers, and stop giving Bettam ideas about how to rig the first round match-ups.
GYFH
Lets have breakout second half.
I dreamed we won the game last night. It was glorious
ReplyDeleteThe PK and Carey Show is hittin' the road! WooHoo! I wonder if they'll drive down in Carey's pickup truck listening to George Strait and Garth Brooks all the way? Quick. Somebody get PK a cowboy hat!
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BTW moe, my older brother had that poster on his wall too. I tell ya, back in the day, that's the only skin we saw unless they were giving away a hot tub or sail boat on The Price is Right. Diane Parkinson in a bikini brings back some mamories.
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Funniest thing I read today. Lidstrom offers his two first picks to Stall for Kessel.
ReplyDeletePretty decent Darche in the Globe and Mail this morning, but they claim that REnaud Lavoie came up with the Darche Vader nickname. I thought that came from FHF? Confirm or deny??
ReplyDeleteThat should read "article on Darche" obviuosly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when Leblanc finally becomes a Hab, can we please not use the "Louuuuuuu" cheer. It's so used. I'd prefer something like this
ReplyDeleteWatch out, North Carolina! PK's coming to disrespect y'all!
ReplyDeleteAnd Carey will have to keep him away from the buffet table. All that delicious Southern cooking... Think of the carbs!
Oh, I guess my first post didn't work. Anyway, there was an article in the globe and mail about Darche. They said Renaud Lavoie came up with "Darche Vader" and I'd thought it came from FHF...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/french-immersion/matthew-darches-long-journey-to-the-nhl/article1882043/
OK, these PHucken PHucktards, I mean , I was just...we need...
ReplyDeleteOK OK OK, last time I went a little overboard wishing death and such things on them, though I appreciate the support received from all.
I am working on something less murderous and damaging to the force and our collective psyches.
Will revert with instructions before playoffs.
Here is the first option I am currently investigating:
Authentic Vodou Spells
All Authentic Vodou (commonly known as Voodoo) Spells are performed by Bokor Jean-Baptiste Sylvestre •Wreak vengeance on the person who has wronged you, allowing them little sleep, implanting fear of you in their mind, bringing peace and respect back into your life.
Still doing research but will revert with best options soon.