Ballard dip and flip on McGoon was a thing of beauty last night, kid wasn't the same after that. Looo made the one save he had to (off Clowe deflection on like the 4th PP in a row)= Nucks Nucks baby... suck it buttman!! BTW Shtarcks 'fans' get your own comedic schtick team! Come on... 'orange guys'? Is there any orange in Shtarcks uniform? Shouldn't those guys be in Philly if anywhere? Couldn't be the 'black guys'? ahahah stupid black-uniform-wearing-teams die!!! (or relocate (to Canada)).
Orange is apparently their trim colour. Team Teal is a thing of the past. They even gave out orange t-shirts and only a handful of fans wore them. The rest were just waving them.
I think the dude in the green spandex being eaten by the shark costume is hilarious though.
oh missed the shark mauling, but don't you find pathetic how, instead of coming up with their own styles, they just appropriate, worse? Just like Fleury mocking TFS this year, call me ol'sCHool, I like the original, as in original 6.
London Knights new star kid goalie Ian Jenkins died after hitting his head on the pavement in a car accident (or goofing around with a pickup truck). He was drafted about 2-3 weeks ago by them and thankfully had the happiest days of his life. He was the best up and coming goalie prospect from the USA. He was only 15 years old (was turning 16 soon). What an absolute tragedy for the family and one that sadly could have maybe been avoided... It's pretty devastating to hear about someone so young with so many hopes and dreams just suddenly get taken away like that. Sorry to gloom up your sunny Victoria Day.
@31 Geez, so many people dying by stupid misadventure these days. Makes we wonder how so many of us made it this far. I was working in a lumber camp in the great north woods, and one day well the axe just fell. Made me realize those that are not being born are busy dying. Well one of the best of my generation turns 70 Tuesday. Iconic is a word not strong enough, Rock on Bob.
Dammed vandals took my handles, you dont need no weatherman to tell which way the wing blows, and I meant to quote "those not busy being born are busy dying"
While Habs fans live in a losing hell, Collie and his criminal gang are free to sip martini's and watch the sun rise, but it will not be over till we have the name, of every hab once again ingrained, on Stanleys Cup to ease our pain.
Head shots ring out in the Bell that night Enter shaved ape from the other side He leaves Patches in a pool of blood FHF cries out "My God he's killed them all" Here comes the story of the NHL Justice Train The man the authorities came to name For something that he never does He Put the Habs,in a losing spell but one more time they could-a been The champions of the world.
Three bodies lying there does Collie see And another man named Buttman winking mysteriously "I didn't do it" says the ape and then gives a finger to the fans "I was only lobbing the cranium I hope you understand I saw him diving" he says and he stops "None of you had better call up the cops" And so LG calls the cops And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashing In the cold Montreal night.
Meanwhile far away in another part of town Buttman Gary and a couple of friends are driving around Number one contender for the asshole crown Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down When a Collie pulled him over to the side of the road Just like the time before and the time before that In New York boardrooms that's just the way things go If you're black you might as well not shown up on the score sheet 'Less you wanna draw the heat.
Comcast had a partner and he had a rat for the flops Him and Collie Snider Coachroach were just out prowling around He said "I need only teams winning driving US Plates" The Habs pumped into a America its just a discrace" And Mr Molson Viagina just nodded her head Trainer said "Wait a minute boys this one's not dead" So they took him to the infirmary And though this man could hardly see They told him that was the way a neck should bend.
Four in the morning and they haul Patches in Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye Says "Why you looking for justice? Collie ain't the guy !" Yes here comes the story of the CH name The team the authorities always blame For something that they never done Put in a losing spell but one more time they could-a been The champions of the world.
Four months later the playoffs are so lame Patches is in Rehab fighting for his game While Collie Buttman Coachroach are still in the robbery game And the Comcast are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to defame "Remember that head you sent into that bar ?" "Remember you said you saw him stick his neck out so far?" "You think you'd like to play in the Stanley Cup?" "Think it might-a been that fight, we want to see blood every night ?" "Don't forget we are NASCAR on ice".
Mr Molsons Viagina said "I'm really not sure" Buttman said "A boy like you could use a break We got no mericans in Canada to rob and we're talking to your friend the coach fellow Now you don't wanta have to go back to brewery be a nice fellow You'll be doing society a favor FHF sonofabitchs is brave and getting braver We want to put make sure copyrights a blur We want to pin this triple infrigement on them Its more than shwarma, aint that so Gentleman Jim".
Basha could take a man out with just one lunch But he never did like to talk about it all that much It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way Up to some paradise Where the Habs road streams flow and the beer is ice And tried shaved apes long for bail But then they took him in to the pole Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.
All of Patches's cards were marked in advance The hearing was a pig-circus he never had a chance The judge made Patches witnesses drunkards from the rums To the Mercican folks who watched it was a discrectionary dumb And to the comcast folks he was just a bell ringer No one doubted that he faked it bigger And though they could not reduce the stun Powerplay said he was the one who did the deed And the all-habs jury agreed.
Zedaro Charo was falsely tried The crime was murder 'one' guess who testified Buttman and Rechi and they both baldly lied And the Toronto newspapers they all went along for the ride How can the life of such a man Be in the palm of some fool's hand ? To see him obviously maimed Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land Where justice is a game.
While Habs fans have to endure a long losing spell all the criminals in their coats and their ties Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise While Patches sits like Buddha his neck bent like he fell An innocent man in a living hell That's the story of the our game But it won't be over till they engrave his name And give him back the cup he's won Put him in a deep dark well but one time he could-a been The champion of the world.
heh, hnic's crew of old, white, mean, angry, ugly, dumb-as-fuck, ex-broon fucks look and sound demoralized (this is not to suggest they have or ever had morals). Die you fucking bruins die!
Ballard dip and flip on McGoon was a thing of beauty last night, kid wasn't the same after that. Looo made the one save he had to (off Clowe deflection on like the 4th PP in a row)= Nucks Nucks baby... suck it buttman!! BTW Shtarcks 'fans' get your own comedic schtick team! Come on... 'orange guys'? Is there any orange in Shtarcks uniform? Shouldn't those guys be in Philly if anywhere? Couldn't be the 'black guys'? ahahah stupid black-uniform-wearing-teams die!!! (or relocate (to Canada)).
ReplyDeleteOrange is apparently their trim colour. Team Teal is a thing of the past. They even gave out orange t-shirts and only a handful of fans wore them. The rest were just waving them.
ReplyDeleteI think the dude in the green spandex being eaten by the shark costume is hilarious though.
oh missed the shark mauling, but don't you find pathetic how, instead of coming up with their own styles, they just appropriate, worse?
ReplyDeleteJust like Fleury mocking TFS this year, call me ol'sCHool, I like the original, as in original 6.
actually wdik? I only every saw the original 12! Bruins suck!!!
ReplyDeletebtw nice boob selection recently
WV:CHized - I'm completely CHized for next season
London Knights new star kid goalie Ian Jenkins died after hitting his head on the pavement in a car accident (or goofing around with a pickup truck). He was drafted about 2-3 weeks ago by them and thankfully had the happiest days of his life. He was the best up and coming goalie prospect from the USA. He was only 15 years old (was turning 16 soon). What an absolute tragedy for the family and one that sadly could have maybe been avoided... It's pretty devastating to hear about someone so young with so many hopes and dreams just suddenly get taken away like that. Sorry to gloom up your sunny Victoria Day.
ReplyDelete@31 Geez, so many people dying by stupid misadventure these days. Makes we wonder how so many of us made it this far. I was working in a lumber camp in the great north woods, and one day well the axe just fell. Made me realize those that are not being born are busy dying. Well one of the best of my generation turns 70 Tuesday. Iconic is a word not strong enough, Rock on Bob.
ReplyDeleteDammed vandals took my handles, you dont need no weatherman to tell which way the wing blows, and I meant to quote "those not busy being born are busy dying"
ReplyDeleteWhile Habs fans live in a losing hell, Collie and his criminal gang are free to sip martini's and watch the sun rise, but it will not be over till we have the name, of every hab once again ingrained, on Stanleys Cup to ease our pain.
Planning a big Bob tribute over attheaboot. Here is a sample the story of that fellow, caught diving into the post on a cold and winterly night.
ReplyDeleteHead shots ring out in the Bell that night
ReplyDeleteEnter shaved ape from the other side
He leaves Patches in a pool of blood
FHF cries out "My God he's killed them all"
Here comes the story of the NHL Justice Train
The man the authorities came to name
For something that he never does
He Put the Habs,in a losing spell but one more time they could-a been
The champions of the world.
Three bodies lying there does Collie see
ReplyDeleteAnd another man named Buttman winking mysteriously
"I didn't do it" says the ape and then gives a finger to the fans
"I was only lobbing the cranium I hope you understand
I saw him diving" he says and he stops
"None of you had better call up the cops"
And so LG calls the cops
And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashing
In the cold Montreal night.
Meanwhile far away in another part of town
ReplyDeleteButtman Gary and a couple of friends are driving around
Number one contender for the asshole crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a Collie pulled him over to the side of the road
Just like the time before and the time before that
In New York boardrooms that's just the way things go
If you're black you might as well not shown up on the score sheet
'Less you wanna draw the heat.
Comcast had a partner and he had a rat for the flops
ReplyDeleteHim and Collie Snider Coachroach were just out prowling around
He said "I need only teams winning driving US Plates"
The Habs pumped into a America its just a discrace"
And Mr Molson Viagina just nodded her head
Trainer said "Wait a minute boys this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that was the way a neck should bend.
Four in the morning and they haul Patches in
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs
The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye
Says "Why you looking for justice? Collie ain't the guy !"
Yes here comes the story of the CH name
The team the authorities always blame
For something that they never done
Put in a losing spell but one more time they could-a been
The champions of the world.
Four months later the playoffs are so lame
Patches is in Rehab fighting for his game
While Collie Buttman Coachroach are still in the robbery game
And the Comcast are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to defame
"Remember that head you sent into that bar ?"
"Remember you said you saw him stick his neck out so far?"
"You think you'd like to play in the Stanley Cup?"
"Think it might-a been that fight, we want to see blood every night ?"
"Don't forget we are NASCAR on ice".
Mr Molsons Viagina said "I'm really not sure"
Buttman said "A boy like you could use a break
We got no mericans in Canada to rob and we're talking to your friend the coach fellow
Now you don't wanta have to go back to brewery be a nice fellow
You'll be doing society a favor
FHF sonofabitchs is brave and getting braver
We want to put make sure copyrights a blur
We want to pin this triple infrigement on them
Its more than shwarma, aint that so Gentleman Jim".
Basha could take a man out with just one lunch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much
It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the Habs road streams flow and the beer is ice
And tried shaved apes long for bail
But then they took him in to the pole
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.
All of Patches's cards were marked in advance
The hearing was a pig-circus he never had a chance
The judge made Patches witnesses drunkards from the rums
To the Mercican folks who watched it was a discrectionary dumb
And to the comcast folks he was just a bell ringer
No one doubted that he faked it bigger
And though they could not reduce the stun
Powerplay said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-habs jury agreed.
Zedaro Charo was falsely tried
The crime was murder 'one' guess who testified
Buttman and Rechi and they both baldly lied
And the Toronto newspapers they all went along for the ride
How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some fool's hand ?
To see him obviously maimed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land
Where justice is a game.
While Habs fans have to endure a long losing spell
all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Patches sits like Buddha his neck bent like he fell
An innocent man in a living hell
That's the story of the our game
But it won't be over till they engrave his name
And give him back the cup he's won
Put him in a deep dark well but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.
LOLstats:
ReplyDeleteCarey Price is still the goaltending leader in playoff Save% (.934) and GAA (2.11). And that was WITH Hamr and Spacek and Gomez.
Tim Thomas must be the worst first five minute goalie ever. Go suck on your Vezina, Timmeh.
ReplyDeleteThe Uroligist is outplaying Kabrolame.
ReplyDeleteHey did you know a comment can not exceed 4000 character, fuck who thought of that buttman
heh, hnic's crew of old, white, mean, angry, ugly, dumb-as-fuck, ex-broon fucks look and sound demoralized (this is not to suggest they have or ever had morals). Die you fucking bruins die!
ReplyDeletepj stinks says 'we've' got to see something from (insert many shitty broons players names). 'We'?
ReplyDeleteThe Rapture called pj, get lost already you pathetic pug.
I just like how uncomfortable the HNIB crew look right now.
ReplyDeleteEsther, 'HNIB', love it.
ReplyDeletegary galling is mcsplooging.
ReplyDeleteNow the HNIB crew are desperately trying to hide their pompoms whilst PJ gurgles various words that may or may not equal a sentence.
ReplyDeleteMAB's playoff +/- must be -9000.
ReplyDeleteWTF Steve, I don't have time to read all your shit, I'll have to get up earlier in the morning, Bastard!
ReplyDeleteOK, so what's up with Mario's nose? Is it my TV or did Tremblay's nose grow two sizes and turn purple?
Discuss amongst yourselves.