Thursday, May 26, 2011

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DIE BRUINS DIE!!!!!!!11!!!1111!!! #bonk

17 comments:

  1. Die Bruins Die, what do I want from Boston, I want them to die!

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  2. Timmy gets mad, Timmy gives up goals. I become extremely happy.

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  3. Since the Goat is away someone has to do his job, where is that Jager announcement anyway?

    Top paid defenceman. Laugh at Burka when you see number 5 & 14!

    1. Keith, Duncan »$8,000,000
    2. Pronger, Chris »$7,600,000
    3. Chara, Zdeno » $7,500,000
    4. Campbell, Brian » $7,142,875
    5. Phaneuf, Dion » $7,000,000

    6. Timonen, Kimmo » $7,000,000
    7. Boyle, Dan » $6,666,666
    8. Bouwmeester, Jay $6,600,000
    9. Redden, Wade » $6,500,000
    10. Lidstrom, Nicklas » $6,200,000

    11. Visnovsky, Lubomir » $6,000,000
    12. Rafalski, Brian » $6,000,000
    13. Jovanovski, Ed » $6,000,000
    14. Komisarek, Mike » $6,000,000
    15. Markov, Andrei » $5,750,000

    16. Gilbert, Tom » $5,500,000
    17. Hamrlik, Roman » $5,500,000
    18. Gonchar, Sergei » $5,500,000
    19. Martin, Paul » $5,500,000
    20. Hainsey, Ron »$5,000,000

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  4. Go Bolts, kill dem fuckin' broons.

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  5. Why the heck are the Broons worried about the number of powerplays they are getting? If the rules were like they are in football, Boston would have to decline the penalty.

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  6. I never heard of this "Joonas Nattinen" we just signed but i got the feeling he's gonna have some good nicknames around here

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  7. He is 6' 2" so someone must have made a mistake at the 2009 draft. If there were a prototype player to play the system he would be a top prospect. At elite levels in Finland he did not show up on the score sheet.

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  8. The Montreal Gazette is going to play king Canute and go paywall. I have not hit it yet but if its like the New York times its as easy to deke out as KomiIsuck or Celine.

    Here is the blocked URL line for NYT

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/22/automobiles/22FIAT.html?scp=1&sq=Fiat%20500&st=cse&gwh=64F2766AA52241EBDB7681BCE2118649

    Erase all the text to the right of the question mark, hit enter and you are though the defense.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/22/automobiles/22FIAT.html?

    Excuse me now I have to get back to bringing down Sony.

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  9. What are the odds?

    http://www.torontosun.com/2011/05/26/bruins-horton-could-be-suspended

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  10. No matter who wins it's an all ex-Habs coahing fest...*Sigh*.

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  11. @moeman

    very extremely completely nonexistently low odds that they suspend a good Bruins player for a game 7 in Boston for that.

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  12. ...oh yeah also Die Bruins Die!!

    That is all.

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  13. @Cornelius

    I love the emphasis on "good". If it was Jordan Caron he would be out of there. :) Stature didn't see to affect the league suspending a head coach in a playoff game, one that could have been considered rather important....in the end, you are probably right...sigh

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  14. It's like the league isn't even trying to hide it anymore. Ugh.

    DIE BRUINS DIE.

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  15. I just wrote yet another long post about the bias of the league, specifically Colin. But y'know, at this point you just have to sit back and gawk at the shamelessness of it all. It's truly a wonder. Anyway, one of his son's teammates literally tried to murder someone on live TV. You think a bit of spitting water is going to get a broon suspended?

    Go Bolts! (ugh, I can't believe I've been forced to say that).

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  16. Wooooo Lacrosse is coming back to Montreal. Boooo all the way up in Boisbriand? :/

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