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Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of George Clooney's now-ex in a bikini...
- VODKOV!! For realz this time! 3 years at $5.75 per, or $17.25 total, or $8.625 per knee. The annual salary is what he was already making, exactly. That seems reasonable we guess. Sorry you don't get a post of your own Andrei, but there's a lot of
titsshit to cover this morning. Here's your sexy legs so you fit in; - Say hello to the new PHucktards, same as the old PHucktards, except with more Russian goalies;
- The full Habs' schedule is out. Opening and closing with the Laffs again. Oh joy;
- Decent explanation from Hickey about the synergy of the Team 990 radio deal;
- Claude Noel (who?) is the Winnipeg ____s' new head coach;
- We guess we should say something about the NHL awards from the other night. Um, congrats Pleky for finishing 13th in the Selke voting! Or how about "Suck it, Sedin losers"?
- The first round of the draft is tonight in beautiful Minneapolis-St. Paul. Habs pick 17th. Here's McSPlooge telling you who will pick who;
- Here's some new(-ish) Kate Upton lingerie pics.
DIE broonz DIE!
ReplyDeleteI know this site keeps harping on it but WTF is the league's obsession with the open/close against Laffs?
ReplyDeleteI guess PHuckPHace Buttman thinks that eventually it will be a game of significance where the winner makes the playoffs and the loser is shut out.
PHuck the cotU, TSN, CBC, league management and Die Broonz/PHucktards Die!
That is all.
I am sad. I always liked Voracek (former Halifax Moosehead). He practiced his english on me and my wife after he came back from the World Juniors during his first season here. He comes from Kladno, like Plekky. Nice kid and a hard worker but it is hard to pull for him when he is playing for the Phucktards. The BlueJackets, meh, but the Phucktards - I will have to burn my Voracek jersey in a pagan ceremony down at the cottage.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jake....
Tru Blood, Tru Blood, Tru Blood is this a hockey blog or TV blog?
ReplyDeleteHa Ha PHuctards, your leadership sucks, wont make the playoffs with your goalie he is on the bottle and over the hill, what you pay for him anyway?
Fuck Mcsplooge, the guy is good enough for the Canadians, WTF.
We are going to pick the best 5'9" 160 lb two way player available.
Eric. *drools*. I met George once, nice guy. Markov signed for three years. Habs are playing Ducks in Anaheim in November. Fuck.
ReplyDelete@Moey, I used to look like the CH version of Eric, 5'9" 160 lbs.
ReplyDelete@mr. natural...+1.
ReplyDelete@Steve, my guess is Timmins takes Rocco Grimaldi, 5-6, 160lbs.
@Soperman, I know how you feel if a team I despise gets their hands on Huberdeau. Looks like Florida, I guess I could live with that.
Jets, because if you are in Winnipeg the best thing you ever see is the jet waiting to take you away.
ReplyDeleteHoly PHuck 4:00 PM and I'm hammered (as is drunk, not small "d" over the hill non-clutch D).
ReplyDeleteGotta sober up going to a high end BYOB Italian resto just opened in my area, weird to not think about making sure I have a table with the best view to the TV.
Yeah that's right the Mr. n wine cellar construction project is now complete and has a 250 bottle base that we will break into tonight, 1998 and 200 Amarones, then back home for a scotch and cigar finale!
PHuck the NHL!
Drink up Shriners!
"200 Amarones"
ReplyDeleteWow. That is some old vino. Probably sour and stinky like tony marinaro.
I think Winnipeg should keep their current name "Winnipeg NHL Franchise" wtf does it matter anymore?
ReplyDeleteHands up those who think Markov will play over 60 games this season. Bruins suck! that is all.
For that matter, I think the Habs should change their name to "Montreal NHL FranCHise"
ReplyDelete@teh BarhooCH -
ReplyDelete*slowly raises right hand*
*has left hand with crossed fingers behind his back*
love the drunken version of your handle btw
OK DRAFT!!! LET'S DO THIS THING!!!!!
/ crickets
Ah yes, McGuire would pick Saad. Just what we need. Another inconsistent forward.
ReplyDeleteWhippineg Jets!
Commissioner hides behind people the crowd doesn't want to boo. What a jerk.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Eric is stirring me NTTIAWRT
ReplyDeleteIts only because I imagine him breaking the Petzel or Pronger. I know what team I am on, and all that stuff on Facebook, just ......
ReplyDeleteOkay I am John Baird and I like to ....
Pierre is frothing!
ReplyDeletewe pick tyler biggs because well is that not a great name.
ReplyDeleteWow, will Sean Couturier fall to #17? Let us pray.
ReplyDeleteI hope they don't pick Tyler Biggs...
ReplyDeleteFUCK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking Filthy Phlyers!!!!
Fuck you Homer!!!!
I blame Maritimer for this. Fucking Flyers.
ReplyDeleteThanks 31. I need another drink.
ReplyDeleteThe Habs are gonna get shit at 17.
Stoneface Gauthier figures they don't need any help. Like fuck they don't.
Great job Blowhard Burke keeping the phucking Booins competitive for the next decade. Between Burke and Campbell, Boston might have a dynasty.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to keep Florida in my back pocket if Huberdeau makes them this fall.
Rocco Grimaldi...wait for it.
ReplyDeleteOr the next Mr. Hockey. They are right in Minnesota after all.
Whatever became of David Fisher anyway?
How long does it take to make a pick, I changed my oil twice to SF waiting fuck,
ReplyDeleteWe! Want! Jurco!
ReplyDelete@31,YES!!!!
ReplyDeleteOr Zack Phillips or Nathan Beaulieu. They have to take somebody from the Q right?
the oilers have more talent than victoria's secrect and they get another top pick, fuck why did we not lose for years oh yeah we did and we got GOMEZ
ReplyDeleteMIKA ZIBANEJAD
ReplyDeleteFUCK YAAHHHHH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWould have liked a forward but I'm OK with this guy. He killed the Juniors a few times this year from what I remember.
ReplyDeleteStay classy, Minny.
@Maritimer what a lobster got your penis or share
ReplyDeleteyo yo yo maritimer, fuckin'hey!!!& congrats. It's awesome go Nathan Beaulieu!!!
ReplyDeleteMcsplooge had him at 12
ReplyDeleteI've watched a lot of Sea Dogs games the last two years and this guy is good. Lots of offensive potential, good skater, good size. I'm happy with this pick.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Goat make a deal to get a 2nd rounder and get Jurco and keep Number31 happy.
well I guess I am happy, with Tinordi an PFK and now we need a name for this guy, and TFS, scoring goals on CH will be like getting bail money out of Barbara Amiel
ReplyDelete@Maritimer, well you are in the know to name Nathan. What about Swordfish?
ReplyDeleteIf I were Gauthier, I would try to trade one of the previously drafted D-men for a 2nd. Like Mathieu Carle.
ReplyDelete@Steve, how about Shark...or Bruin killer.
ReplyDeleteSucks for Setoguchi. Signs a 3 year deal yesterday, finds himself traded to Minnesota today.
ReplyDelete@Number31, how about Weber for a 2nd? Too much?
ReplyDelete@Maritimer I like Shark
ReplyDeleteFrom the National Stupid about Broons pick
Now THAT, is a steal. The Bruins get a potential franchise defenceman at No. 9. And they have the Cup. And Tyler Seguin. And the Leafs still have Phil Kessel.
So...Noeson on screen says "Comparable: Maxim Lapierre". Through their mouths "Comparable: Corey Perry". Wait, what?!
ReplyDeleteBurka traded up so he can get another fucking American, what is Harper really the GM of the Leafs?
ReplyDeleteWhy dont they just change the name to the Americans and then we can play them with some reason.
Yep Laffs get Tyler Biggs, gave up two draft picks for one cement head, ha ha Burka
ReplyDeleteisn't tranta the only american city in Canada already?
ReplyDelete@ti nope that would be hands down Calgary. The national stupid is doing a good job on this draft
ReplyDeleteI hope Tyler can learn how to take faceoffs! On a seriously hilarious note, TSN's comparable player for Biggs is Colby Armstrong, who I believe the Leafs already employ.
Just wanted to point out, Nathan Beaulieu was an all-star defenceman at the Memorial Cup tournament and was invited to the WJC selection camp.
ReplyDeleteJared Tinordi didn't have any of those credentials. Just sayin'.
I think the Habs caught a break and I retract my earlier comment that they would get shit at #17.
Cement head is right. He actually likes the Leafs.
ReplyDeleteOttawa just moved up bet they have eyes on Jurco, what a dick Burka is, could have had a good Jurco
ReplyDelete@Steve, Losertown is slowly being Americanized by Burka. More pugnacity acquired with Tyler Biggs. What a fucking joke that organization is.
ReplyDeleteCalgary is an American city? Must be all the oil they have out there. The Yanks love that stuff and will go to great lengths to get it. Like invading countries...
There is another Lego in the draft Nick Jensen, after we gave up on Belurus I thought we got all the Danes, lets hope so. Lego's and Swiss Miss forever
ReplyDeleteHoly PHuck just came back from resto, and drunker than earlier,....I've missed a TON!
ReplyDelete@MOEMAN, CORRECTION: A year 2000 Amarone.
Going to the boob tube, later girls.
TSN loves inflating those young egos eh?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we got a good one in the Shark, like the Maritimer says he has got a fine resume
ReplyDeleteC'mon Goat get on the phone and get one of these last picks and get Tomas Jurco. This kid has great hands. He's also over 6 feet tall. Don't let Burka hog all the limelight.
ReplyDeleteTampa is next. They owe the Habs.
ReplyDeleteDo it Goat!!!
Ginger Campbell going to Florida to burn terribly in the sun.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's it for round 1. I was hoping to see 4 Sea Dogs go in the first round, but 3 with a 3rd overall is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI would really like to see Gauthier swing a deal and get a high second rounder to nab Tomas Jurco. This guy is a pure goal scorer and as we all know the Habs could use some offense, even if it's a couple years down the road.
Benny Pouliot would be worth a 2nd rounder wouldn't he?
Oh, and while you're at it Pierre, I hear Florida is taking on bad contracts.
Night all.
Disappointed. Pierre McGuire didn't explode nearly as much as I thought he would. Gord Miller was caught off guard more than once, though!
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