Thursday, August 25, 2011
Goodbye, cocknockers
It came to my attention yesterday that myfo, aka melt your face-off, has shut its doors forever. Now, the fact that I only found this out more than two weeks after the fact might tell you something about how far myfo may have fallen in notoriety and influence, but that's neither here nor there. In its heyday, myfo was the best hockey blog on the internet. Period. In fact, I've long considered them FHF's spiritual brothers. Or at least some long-lost relative. So let me put on my serious hat (I swear I have one) for a moment to give LeNoc, Weed, Rask, RD, and even that PHucktard-lovin' Hex the tribute they so deserve and seem not to have received from anyone.
It's hard to believe now in an age when every idiot out there has his own hockey blog, but there was a time when the sports blogosphere ignored hockey. Both FHF and myfo sprang up to try to fill that void. And we did it in the same way - a group of guys who loved the game but would write anything, skewer anybody, and not be beholden to things like "facts" or "journalistic integrity." And just like the best of FHF, there were so many times when you finished reading a myfo piece and you would say to yourself, "wow, did those fuckers really write that? You can't put that on the internet!" But they did, and they did it every day better than anyone else, even us. At their peak I lived in the myfo comments section because I lived on that site because everything they wrote was gold, Jerry, gold. Even when they wrote about us. They set the standard for what every funny hockey blog on the internet should be, and for that, they must be remembered.
[removes serious hat] Goodbye, cocknockers.
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Pouring out a little bit for myfo tonight.
ReplyDeleteGlory days...
I feel like I totaly missed something like woodstock.
ReplyDeleteYou did, steve. It was a years-long hockey and drugs festival. Memories...
ReplyDeleteSteve, just like Woodsotck, maybe it wasn't quite as good as our memories (what with the drugs and all) but fuck, it was really something
ReplyDeleteThat piece HF29 linked is a good one...
ReplyDeleteBut NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING will EVER match the Jaro posts at FHF...nothing.
I always liked to think of myself as the Country Joe and the Fish of MYFO.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tribute, 29.
On MYFO I would not have to practice the self censorship I impose on myself here.
ReplyDelete@Steve - holy fuck, if you're practicing self-censorship, I'm glad of it.
ReplyDeleteThis is 29's second best tribute, just behind "Charlene: The Hooker with the Stretchiest Asshole on Le Latin Quartier."
ReplyDeleteThanks for all your support and keep up the great work here.
@LeDouse - I would not want the ladies to think I am not a gentleman.
ReplyDeleteSorry I meant Le Douze
ReplyDeleteLook does anyone think this site can go from handling 11 or 12 comments a day to 200. So start posting fuckers, ramp it up.
ReplyDeleteDeep breath Steve. have a drink! it's the offseason you know
ReplyDeleteDROP A FUCKING PUCK ALREADY.
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ReplyDelete@29 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LOAD, ITS A YEAR LATER AND NOW YOU HAVE THE BLUES.
ReplyDeleteLoads of comments = ice cream!
ReplyDeleteI think Steve is just keeping himself geared up for the puck drop...whenever the fuck that is! But hey - long weekend in the UK, then Labour Day, kids get back to school - hockey can't be that far off can it?
ReplyDeleteHas anything happened with the Habs this summer besides Eric Cole?
I read where someone traded LLB (sorry couldn't be arsed to spell it out!)to another jumior team. What is he - like 19 already? Does that mean he won't play for the Habs? I'm confused on this point. Maybe Steve you could enlighten me...then maybe 29 could fill me with actual details! LOL!
There you go Steve - is that "So start posting fuckers, ramp it up." enough for you?
And another thing...MYFO - RIP - I actually had never read it before this post but now I'm sorry I missed it - never mind
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