My Mexicant Honeymoon sure was short. His cantis has a leg injury suffered after he tried to skate more than 5 ft over the blue line, the old bod said not going there would not be prudent. For the love of God and Pasta let him start the season in Hamilton and work his way back. There are a whole bunch of new smurfs like Gallager or a big headache for the opposing team like Advil ready to take his spot.
Proved it to the world with his assinine behavior and comments during the palyoffs.
How 'bout a PHuckPHace PHerence sandwhich, pressed between Gremlin and PFK, kinda like how the shaved ape was nailed a couple seasons back, but you know with more serious consequences.
What would be hilarious is a Mexicant video delivered in this format. The brain trust of the Montreal Canadiens sought the most powerful center in the world to spark their rebirth. There was no room for error and no one was held responsible for selecting the Mexicant. Le Cave was rejected for being to0 large and too French. He also like scoring goals and setting up players every shift.
I wonder how PFK is gonna take not being the shiney new thing on the team now that we have The Gremlin. It's gonna eat into his microphone time. This is serious shit.
Happy Hockey Happy Hockey happy happy hockey hockey haleluja they are televised - what was I thinking?
Gremlin will prevail in Halifax slamming Ferrence's face right into Ratface's nose...cause some serious harm, that schnoz has less flexibilty than the new glass. Kill 2 birds with the same stone.
I think Horsecock has made the team, there was a memo from the Goat to the NHL, " be very careful on those broken stick calls on Horsecock, what you are seeing may not be a hockey stick."
@Chester Gremelin doesn't speak a lick of English. Yet. I'm sure they're well on their way in teaching him the finer points of English curse words. The mic is all PK's.
HOCKEY! Good thing they currently employ a small army to split squad with. All the Swiss Misters tomorrow!
Two games against the Bruins, Gremlin these are the guys you are supposed to hurt.
ReplyDeleteYeah, get the fucktard Marchand...just like PK did, but harder, you know. And that Ferrence dude, he needs a good fixin' too.
ReplyDeleteMy Mexicant Honeymoon sure was short. His cantis has a leg injury suffered after he tried to skate more than 5 ft over the blue line, the old bod said not going there would not be prudent. For the love of God and Pasta let him start the season in Hamilton and work his way back. There are a whole bunch of new smurfs like Gallager or a big headache for the opposing team like Advil ready to take his spot.
ReplyDeleteMexicant's Twin brother apologizes for terrible season. Bro in pathos performance.
ReplyDeleteFellow FHFers,
ReplyDeleteAre these games not televised? I am devestated!!
KILL BROONS!
PHuckPHace PHerence, what a piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteProved it to the world with his assinine behavior and comments during the palyoffs.
How 'bout a PHuckPHace PHerence sandwhich, pressed between Gremlin and PFK, kinda like how the shaved ape was nailed a couple seasons back, but you know with more serious consequences.
What would be hilarious is a Mexicant video delivered in this format. The brain trust of the Montreal Canadiens sought the most powerful center in the world to spark their rebirth. There was no room for error and no one was held responsible for selecting the Mexicant. Le Cave was rejected for being to0 large and too French. He also like scoring goals and setting up players every shift.
ReplyDeleteMr Natural, as a taxpayer I can only agree if the PHuckfaces medical bills are entirely supported by US health care.
ReplyDeleteAllright ....
ReplyDeletewe're stoked.
Bring it
hockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockey
ReplyDeleteI want hockey
I wonder how PFK is gonna take not being the shiney new thing on the team now that we have The Gremlin. It's gonna eat into his microphone time. This is serious shit.
ReplyDeleteHappy Hockey Happy Hockey happy happy hockey hockey haleluja they are televised - what was I thinking?
ReplyDeleteGremlin will prevail in Halifax slamming Ferrence's face right into Ratface's nose...cause some serious harm, that schnoz has less flexibilty than the new glass. Kill 2 birds with the same stone.
@Steve...you must be referring to Obamacare!
ReplyDeleteI completetly agree with the following comments made by those among who are not only astute but also have a wide vocabulary:
happyhappyhockeyhockeyhockeyhappyhappyhockeyhockeyhappyhockeyhockeyhappy and so on...GYFHG!!
I think Horsecock has made the team, there was a memo from the Goat to the NHL, " be very careful on those broken stick calls on Horsecock, what you are seeing may not be a hockey stick."
ReplyDeleteThe site needs more tits.
ReplyDeletemoeman, agree.
ReplyDelete...and strippers.
@Chester
ReplyDeleteGremelin doesn't speak a lick of English. Yet. I'm sure they're well on their way in teaching him the finer points of English curse words. The mic is all PK's.
HOCKEY! Good thing they currently employ a small army to split squad with. All the Swiss Misters tomorrow!
The PJ concert was amazing!! The crowd started the chant and Eddie went with it.
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