tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post1591095949319838785..comments2023-10-10T12:50:02.568-04:00Comments on Four Habs Fans: Carey the Phat Whale Speaks! Canes 2 Habs 1Young HF29http://www.blogger.com/profile/11940680843451727118noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-62085718975784482812010-04-02T19:34:34.929-04:002010-04-02T19:34:34.929-04:00I see the Flyers, I hear Gino Vannelli, and I quot...I see the Flyers, I hear Gino Vannelli, and I quote my father, "get a hair cut"Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12881811007720608894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-36811065264939978022010-04-02T00:17:13.795-04:002010-04-02T00:17:13.795-04:00Ingst, I like it. Needs to be added to the vocabu...Ingst, I like it. Needs to be added to the vocabulary.bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08839177534603552023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-58632174750821100632010-04-01T23:16:38.073-04:002010-04-01T23:16:38.073-04:00Cheers for everyone else around the Habs losing! ...Cheers for everyone else around the Habs losing! <br /><br />Jeers for the maple leafs. Just because I hate them.<br /><br />wv: ingst= "intelligent angst", like what I'm having with the Habs.orangemannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-25876267540830660502010-04-01T21:35:28.498-04:002010-04-01T21:35:28.498-04:00Hey look. Back in 7th. No hands, ma!Hey look. Back in 7th. No hands, ma!Number31https://www.blogger.com/profile/04754429306690847476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-23361990511121217272010-04-01T20:01:44.296-04:002010-04-01T20:01:44.296-04:00Well watching Boucher tend the net tonight, if the...Well watching Boucher tend the net tonight, if these guys don't float a few past him early tomorrow, then they really do fucking suck. Unless of course the Flyers use their AHL dude then the Habs will proceed to give him his first NHL win. We're so kind!<br /><br />Duuuuuude that's one sweet hat.Number31https://www.blogger.com/profile/04754429306690847476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-2177383016280564322010-04-01T19:51:22.661-04:002010-04-01T19:51:22.661-04:00Has ray ferraroar beaten the shit out of Max Laps ...Has ray ferraroar beaten the shit out of Max Laps yet?moemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07714585748102791365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-71636740422084721952010-04-01T18:50:52.336-04:002010-04-01T18:50:52.336-04:00Carey you is one PHat whale! Nice bling! and that ...Carey you is one PHat whale! Nice bling! and that is one pimpin' hat dude! Have a PHatty on me!Howardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05938273150472421140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-58368461170436893122010-04-01T16:28:47.139-04:002010-04-01T16:28:47.139-04:00WV = phoot, as in the sound that a phat phlipper m...WV = phoot, as in the sound that a phat phlipper makes is phloot<br /><br />Boo that you fucking Bell Centre assholes.moemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07714585748102791365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-89021407766150500592010-04-01T15:29:59.673-04:002010-04-01T15:29:59.673-04:00@b
Habs I/O ----->@b<br /><br />Habs I/O ----->Boob Gaineynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-65150393520451433632010-04-01T15:28:16.224-04:002010-04-01T15:28:16.224-04:00I just read the recent scoring stats on RueFronten...I just read the recent scoring stats on RueFrontenac. First off- full disclosure- I am a sports socialist. I think the best teams let everybody play. Like Scotty Bowman's teams. Rearranging the names by production we get<br />Scoring Drought Leaders<br /><br />MIchael Cammalleri- NO POINTS IN LAST FOUR GAMES<br /><br />Maxim Lapierre NO POINTS IN SIX GAMES<br />Sergei Kotstitsyn NO POINTS IN SIX GAMES<br />Dominic Moore- NO POINTS IN SIX GAMES<br /><br />Mathieu Darche-NO POINTS IN LAST SEVEN GAMES PLAYED<br /><br />Scott Gomez - NO POINTS IN LAST NINE GAMES<br />Benoit Pouliot- NO POINTS IN LAST NINE GAMES<br /><br />Andrei Kotsitsyn- THREE GOALS IN LAST FOURTEEN GAMES<br /><br />Travis Moen- ONE GOAL IN THE LAST 41 GAMES<br /><br />and the Coach rewards production with ice time as follows<br /><br />Cammallleri 21:48<br />Lapierre 10:49<br />SK 3:08<br /><br />Darche 9:10<br /><br />Gomez 22:03<br /> AK 18:22<br /><br />Moen 12:21<br /><br /><br />So Count Chocula is not a socialist, but he is trying to help out the plutocrats by getting them more ice time opportunities to justify their salaries. [Actually he is tiring them out so they don't have enough jump to succeed.] I think it was Bob Hartley who correctly noted that this time is uni-dimensional. Everybody drinks the Kook Aid. No body in the high slot. No movement on the power play. Pressure at the offensive blue line where a slip up either means an odd man rush or a break away. I sincerely want to be watching hockey in the playoffs, but if the Habs are not there, I want this mess gone. Give me a bunch of pure laine plumbers and a couple of guys from Northern Ontario or the Prairies or Northern New York or Vermont. If we have to suffer mediocrity, gives us people we can identify with. Did Carbo's teams ever have a scoring drought this bad for this long? Were they statistically any worse? At least they were fun to watch.bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08839177534603552023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-27284440460855534042010-04-01T15:26:45.790-04:002010-04-01T15:26:45.790-04:00No wonder the Phat Whale's glove hand sucks. ...No wonder the Phat Whale's glove hand sucks. It's just a fucking flipper.Habsfan10https://www.blogger.com/profile/01719241641999177844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-80973885018143561592010-04-01T12:12:29.890-04:002010-04-01T12:12:29.890-04:00In the month of March Habs went 8-4-2. That's ...In the month of March Habs went 8-4-2. That's a winning rate of 71.4%, no different than the entire season. In the words of our forefathers, <i>Ma nishtana</i> and pass the brisket.GoldenGirl11https://www.blogger.com/profile/11490227548092991219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-8089002129055072162010-04-01T11:11:44.239-04:002010-04-01T11:11:44.239-04:00Ostie de calice de tabarnak de st-ciboire!!!!!!!!!...Ostie de calice de tabarnak de st-ciboire!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />TABARNAK!!!!!!! Can anyone fucking score a goal against the fucking Canes to save their life ostie de calice!!!!!! Is is that hard when you're making 6 fucking millions a year to fucking sit your ass in the slot and fucking put the puck in the net Tabarnak??????? If the Habs don't make the playoffs I fucking join the Scientolgy motherfuckers...at least something to believe in Tabarnak!!!!!! If they don't crush the Flyers I fucking take car of Spacek's second chin's liposuccion myself ostie de calice!!!! Outshot 17-5 in the third in a must-win game to make the playoffs....how is that even possible to imagine? I'm fucking losing it ostie de calice de tabarnak!!!!!!!!!!!<br />I'm sorry but Goddamm it it has to come out...I'll grab a beer right now. thanks for helping me getting it out.<br />Cheers<br />OliverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7320624876513568183.post-73903578507450056152010-04-01T10:56:06.117-04:002010-04-01T10:56:06.117-04:00"that toke concentration" is a phrase i ..."that toke concentration" is a phrase i plan to use regularly now. well done Panger and GG<br /><br />last night's game was an April Fool's joke, right?Young HF29https://www.blogger.com/profile/11940680843451727118noreply@blogger.com