If hell has babes like this, I'm willing to put up with the heat
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Prudential Center, Newark. Watch your purses, ladies! Also, it's Nathan's Dollar Hot Dog Night! Mmmm, those are good dogs. Habs coming off a big 8-2 win over the Bruins and are 6-2-2 in their last 10. Devils equally hot, 7-3 in their last 10, and coming off their own big win, 7-3 over the Flyers. Habs' 8 goals and Devils' 7 were team highs for the year respectively.
OK let's take a deep breath and discuss how much the Habs suck against the Devils. Devils have beaten us 9 games in a row. NINE! Neuf. Nueve. Eight of those were regulation losses. Marty has won all of them, with a 1.76 GAA. In the last five against us, he's got a 0.79 GAA. Lifetime: 34-12-0 with five ties, a 1.74 GAA and eight shutouts. Mother of god. Habs last won in New Jersey back when George Bush had a 90% approval rating. That's a long fucking time ago. We are 1-21-4 in Jersey since 1993. We are FUCKED.
Pay your cover charge to - Interchangeable Parts. Our friends Pookie and Schnookie (may not be their real names) kick ass over there. Brilliant writing, huge following (hundreds of comments per post!), and even their own glossary. We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits had a pair against the Bruins and Kosto had the Gordie Howe hat trick. Streit had his first 3-point game of his career.
Hot sexy Devils to watch - the aforementioned Brodeur of course. Up front, Zach Parise leads the team with 44 points and had a hat trick against the Habs in the game in November.
Dancers working the evening shift - look for the exact same line-up as the Boston game. Even Carbo is not that stupid to change it up. Bégin is expected to play. Huet, despite being 0-7 against the Devils, will undoubtedly start. El Dandy is undoubtedly still pissed.
Standings are a weird fetish, but HF29 is hard for them - anyone look at them lately? Ottawa's coming back to the pack, and their bloggers are beginning to seriously panic. Habs only 6 points behind the Sens with a game in hand for the Division lead. Devils only 5 points behind with a game in hand for the Conference lead. I'm just sayin'.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - save your money for the big All-Star trip to Atlanta.
OK let's take a deep breath and discuss how much the Habs suck against the Devils. Devils have beaten us 9 games in a row. NINE! Neuf. Nueve. Eight of those were regulation losses. Marty has won all of them, with a 1.76 GAA. In the last five against us, he's got a 0.79 GAA. Lifetime: 34-12-0 with five ties, a 1.74 GAA and eight shutouts. Mother of god. Habs last won in New Jersey back when George Bush had a 90% approval rating. That's a long fucking time ago. We are 1-21-4 in Jersey since 1993. We are FUCKED.
Pay your cover charge to - Interchangeable Parts. Our friends Pookie and Schnookie (may not be their real names) kick ass over there. Brilliant writing, huge following (hundreds of comments per post!), and even their own glossary. We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits had a pair against the Bruins and Kosto had the Gordie Howe hat trick. Streit had his first 3-point game of his career.
Hot sexy Devils to watch - the aforementioned Brodeur of course. Up front, Zach Parise leads the team with 44 points and had a hat trick against the Habs in the game in November.
Dancers working the evening shift - look for the exact same line-up as the Boston game. Even Carbo is not that stupid to change it up. Bégin is expected to play. Huet, despite being 0-7 against the Devils, will undoubtedly start. El Dandy is undoubtedly still pissed.
Standings are a weird fetish, but HF29 is hard for them - anyone look at them lately? Ottawa's coming back to the pack, and their bloggers are beginning to seriously panic. Habs only 6 points behind the Sens with a game in hand for the Division lead. Devils only 5 points behind with a game in hand for the Conference lead. I'm just sayin'.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - save your money for the big All-Star trip to Atlanta.
K let's hear what's on your dirty little minds.
We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.
ReplyDeleteRight back at 'cha!
Wait a minute, you guys have won a game against us? We refuse to believe that! Categorically refuse!
Thanks for the link!
@IP - I think the one win was when the entire Devils team was suffering from Bird Flu. or Herpes. or something. I don't believe it either.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see you tonight! Well, I'll be blind drunk, so "see" is a relative term.
Looks like Big Tits are/is the flavor of the day.
ReplyDeleteHow about Big Tits putting another pair up Marty’s pants.
Go Habs! Please Habs, win!
ReplyDelete@Kristin - I'm getting real tired of you Flyers fans (Nadine too) asking us to do your dirty work for you ;)
ReplyDeleteWe'll try, we'll try. But look at those numbers dammit!
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits
ReplyDeleteWhy do I have the feeling most men like watching big tits? Feeling them, even. hehehe
LD are you new around here?
ReplyDeletewe love our big tits. and Big Tits. and little tits. and Little Tits. If only there was a middle brother we could have Just the Right Size Tits
Just the Right Size Tits is a little difficult. I think if another brother somehow appeared, we'd have to move to a more useful scale.
ReplyDeleteSergei: B-Cup
Middle Brother: C-Cup
Andrei: D-Cup
And that even leaves room for another younger brother, or perhaps if their father decided HE wanted to join the NHL, he could be Double F-Cup
This hockey blog is turning into Fleshbot
ReplyDelete(not that i mind...)
@29: I was just going for the easy joke. Handful sized Tits maybe?
ReplyDelete@fezworth: another brother: DoubleD cup
twins: 2Tits1cup
@LD - I know you were. So was I!
ReplyDelete2Tits1cup. Killer!!!!
and then if one dies, he can be Tits Up
ReplyDeleteOOH! A narcoleptic brother: Sweet Dreams are Made of Tits
ReplyDeleteI think we should screw the hockey comments as we will just be losing 5-0 and make tits jokes all night
ReplyDeleteps. in the most respectful way, of course
ReplyDeleteI think we should screw the hockey comments as we will just be losing 5-0 and make tits jokes all night
ReplyDeleteIn that case: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOxAVgGsshM
LD all that stuff is true!!!!
ReplyDeleteisn't it?
HF29 you're the one who posted that game preview pic ...
ReplyDeleteIf Tits don't come to mind looking at that, then Leafs games preview must be your tea cup.
touché bob!
ReplyDeletegame hasn't started and I think Marty made 3 saves already
ReplyDeletejeebus that arena is fucking empty
ReplyDeleteMeh. game's over. if we don't score first in general we're fucked. against the Devils? no chance in hell
ReplyDeleteim happy no one's out there tonight. you don't want to see this inevitable 2-0 loss.
ReplyDeleteok, maybe it'll be 3-0
ReplyDeletethis game is going nowhere fast
ReplyDeleteglimmer of hope...
ReplyDelete...gone
ReplyDelete... and back!
ReplyDeleteKoivu, Lapierre, Little Tits on the ice. weird!
NOW you guys are missing something!!!!
ReplyDeletenow you guys are REALLY missing something
ReplyDelete29, you crack me up. 10 or so posts about how we're dead, it's all over before it's begun, and now look!
ReplyDeletefezworth we were NOWHERE in this game, than poof! wee start getting alot of shots and eventually some went in. i don't understand it. against Marty no less!
ReplyDeleteI think all Canadiens fans have a strong tendency toward bipolar disorder.
ReplyDeleteWill they all have whiplash by the end of the season, I wonder?
Baroque I have whiplash NOW
ReplyDeleteA Win!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Curse is Broken!
Couldn't watch it live or on the telly... thank mercy for internet radio!
-ROD
uh, hello broton ive got 40 seconds left here...
ReplyDeletehaha i had paused the PVR i was 40 seconds behind!!
ReplyDeletewow. i cant believe it.
im still stunned. come back down 3-1 in the 3rd against the Devils??? on the last game before the all-star break???
ReplyDeleteseriously, sweet.
Christ on a pony! What the fuck was that!? GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? A win? In Jersey? Outshooting the Devils 30-13? 29, did your Mom make a trip to Newark?
ReplyDelete18-3 shots on goal in the 3rd? Smolinski scored twice? What the hell is going on?
ReplyDeleteHF29's Mom wins again!
ReplyDeletegazeux, HF10 - i really don't know wtf is going on around here. it's the bizarro NHL or something.
ReplyDeletemy mom had nothing to do with this one everyone! it was all Habs. and the fact that the universe seems to have folded in on itself or something
ReplyDeleteSomebody put a blindfold on their Brodeur voodoo doll in the third period?
ReplyDeleteWho knew Montreal was such a strong third-period team?
(Philly owes you one.)
I like this bizarro NHL.
ReplyDeleteJesus, the whole box score is upside down. Turtleplek zeros across the board, but a goal apiece from Higgins and Koivu? The All-Star break is most certainly not welcome!!
and HF10 it was TWENTY shots in the 3rd. i heard it twice, checked it on 2 websites, cause i still don't believe it. and Smolinski went back in time. i told you - the universe is acting all Star Trek-y (sorry)
ReplyDeleteTSN sucks as usual, then, because their boxscore says 18. Hell, I would have been stunned to see 18 shots all game. These are not the Devils (or Habs) of recent years.
ReplyDelete18 or 20, my mind is still blown
ReplyDeleteWow, I fell asleep during the first listening to the game on CJAD and I had this strange dream--I was eating this giant marshmallow, and then my dog told me that Brian Smolinski became an offensive powerhouse and Montreal actually made a successful comeback against Martin Brodeur. Then when I woke up--my pillow was gone!
ReplyDelete@msevigny - hehehehe
ReplyDeleteOkay, coming EXTREMELY late to the party but I had to swing by and say how awesome that win was for the Habs!! I tuned in earlier and it was 3-1 Devils. I tuned in after the Caps game (down go the Laffs, by the way) and the Habs won - excellent, excellent stuff :)
ReplyDeleteThe Habs are looking good, kids...I'm proud to call them my second team.
A special game deserves a special game thread. 52 comments so far, well done everyone!
ReplyDeletei slept thru the 2nd and played CoD 4. came back at 3-2 and said what they hey... good thing i came back
ReplyDeleteFHF: I'm so happy for you guys!
ReplyDeleteI watched the board throughout our game to see how yours went. That was an amazing turn-around!(Smolinski? Really? Well, all right then.)
Granted, I was snarling in the Philly stands while my guys were being all passive-aggressive with the Pens, so the Habs ended up being my adopted team for the night.
By the way, we beat on the Pens and we beat them.
See you later for our Feb. 16 and 17 Flyers-Habs showdown. (Happy frickin' Valentine's Day, no?)
Thx Nadine! yes, the Smolinski factor has surprised us all
ReplyDeleteGood jobs beating up on the Pens!! Put us alone in 4th lace in the East!
can't wait for the home and home!