Some quick bullet points about the game, then it's rant time!- 7:30 PM start, Bell Centre. The game is on Sportsnet East. Sportsnet Ontario has the Leafs-Panthers. Oooooh, that's a good game;
- Cover charge goes to SLC at Five for Smiting, our interwebs BFF (non-Habs division), and Sherry at Scarlett Ice, who gives the Sens a 1-2 blogger punch any NHL team would kill to have;
- Despite all the greatness talk, Habs have lost 2 of their last 3. Sens are 3-7 in their last 10;
- Kovy scored his 24th Sunday, surpassing his Habs season-best 23;
- Habs PP back to best in the league;
- Swiss Pastry (tm SLC) most likely goes for the Sens, and is 7-1 with a 2.26 GAA lifetime against the Habs, including 3-0 this year;
- Heater and The Captain are still on the shelf.
OK here we go. Time to put up or shut up boys. Well, maybe that's a bad saying because you really haven't talked all that much. But everyone else has.
Everyone and his mother seems to have annointed the Habs the new great power from the East. Barry Melrose picks them to go the Cup Finals. Yeah, yeah, I know it's Barry Melrose, but still. Pierre McGuire loves the Habs too, this morning calling them the "most talented team in the East," and he's totally hot for DOOM. TSN has them ranked #2 in their NHL Power Rankings.
With the near-collapse of the Sens, inuries taking their toll, fans calling for the coach's head, closed-door meetings, their playoff-tested goalie a total head case, etc, etc, everyone has the Habs passing them this week when we play them twice. I say, time for a reality check.
Really, are we that good? Do we deserve to be placed as an elite team? The last 30 minutes of the Rangers game puts serious doubt in my mind. As HF10 so brilliantly wrote yesterday, "Plan the Parade ... no wait, the Sky is Falling." The Habs seem completely unable to shake that Jekyll and Hyde crap we've seen all year. Those 30 minutes were embarassing. Kovy reverting to the Enigma, D standing around like pylons, forwards checking the crowd for hot babes instead of skating. I was there; the fans could feel it happening. 21,273 people knew what the pundits won't seem to acknowledge - Hyde won't go away.
Sure, we're three points out of first in the East. We're also six points out of 8th. We've been lucky like a leprechaun diving into a wishing well with a horesehoe up his ass in avoiding any serious injuries. HueT is bound to get tired (and may have been on Sunday). The lack of regular production from anyone but the Kovy line should be a red flag. Carbo's love affair with Breezer is inexplicable. Carbo in general still has me worried.
Point is, all is not hunky dory. Those of us watching the Habs day in day out who aren't paid by the team or a local media outlet sucking up to the team have some sense of reality. As regular commentor Fear the Collapse always says, well, fear the collapse.
Here's your chance to prove me wrong boys. Elite team or middle of the pack? You decide. You have the power. McGuire says so.
Well said. Could have used more cursing.
ReplyDeleteCarbo is of "the great ones". R. Tremblay said so colisse.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20080202/CPSPORTS0101/802021041/7033/CPOPINIONS05
But he's an asshole. He also called us (upper level ticket owners) "fefans". You know why ? Cuz we bhooooooooed Breezer.
"fefans"? That doesn't even make any sense to me. Is that some sort of Habs inside joke or something?
ReplyDeleteAlso, those are the two most bored strippers I've ever seen. I mean, on this site. I mean, aw screw it. But at least they have some money for it!
I think the Jekyll and Hyde comparison is a good one. All those people rating the Habs so highly (myself included) are rating on the potential we have seen from them in certain games. Its the last stretch of the season now, and time for the Habs to ramp it up consistently.
ReplyDelete@LD - bored strippers, exactly. like the Habs in the second half of the Rangers game - collecting money for doing nothing.
ReplyDeleteand this is NOT what I wanted to read today: (habsinsideout.com)
"Canadiens defenceman Roman Hamrlik was sent home this morning with flu-like symptoms and is unlikely to face the Senators.
If he can't play, Patrice Brisebois will take his place."
Great. The one guy we can almost trust to cover for the Breezer is out, to be replaced by ... Breezer. Who gets the short straw as Breezer's partner tonight? Streit? Doom? Markov? Gorges or Frankie B?
ReplyDeleteAny advantage the Habs had with all the Sens injuries, flu, or headcaseitis is nullified.
"headcaseitis" nice one, hehehe
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kind words guys, but just so you know, I'm holding you guys (and the Habs) directly responsible if my liver fails tonight. I hope you can live with that on your conscience.
ReplyDeleteSherry we need a Habs-Sens drinking contest!
ReplyDeleteI notice that Hamr is out with 'flu-like symptoms'. This might be late-onset December Swoon Syndrome (DSS)
ReplyDeleteI hope Hamr is a real outcast on the team. If he doesn't meet anyone else socially, we might have a chance at avoiding the worst of it.
alright Sherry I'm on my second bloody caesar and the game hasnt started yet!
ReplyDeleteand I want that alcoholic pudding recipe! i have never even heard of alcoholic pudding, but anything that combines alcohol and pudding has to be awesome!
I will never, for the life of me, understand why these guys don't get flu shots.
ReplyDeleteAnyone in such close contact with so many other people should at least consider it.
(I wouldn't do it - but needles make my hyperventilate and I AM a social outcast.) :)
Reality check, ok. But there's middle ground between the Jekyll/Hyde and Parade/Chicken Little analogies.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Timothy Hutton in Beautiful Girls:
- face, solid 7 and a half
- body, solid 7 and a half
- personality, solid 7 and a half.
Fact is that the Habs *are* playing consistently well: 25 of 34 points since Christmas. No, we don't have a 70 point player, but we all know the Habs have been working on the "viable four line" team theory. It's hard to score like Ovechkin when, well, you're not Ovechkin, but also when the Habs' most used forward only averages 19 minutes a game.
I'm not expecting the Habs to consistently beat a healthy Ottawa team firing on all cylinders, but I don't think it's beyond the pale to suggest that the Habs have finally earned higher expectations.
It's been a while since I've run home to watch the Habs almost every game with the feeling that they're actually competitive. And, for someone who has to watch the crappy non-HD feed on Center-Ice, that says something.
Damion solidly logical at usual!
ReplyDeleteI agree, higher expectations have been earned. But only the expectations. When there are 5-10 games left and we are still 4th (or 1st) then I will actually believe, not just have expectations.
@Damion - I like what you're saying, it makes me feel rather warm and fuzzy. But to be honest, I've felt that way before, and been burned. I have to side with HF29, and say that I need to see them pass the test this SEASON before I'll believe. Even this one game won't convince me.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I'm totally with you on the running home to watch in Blur-o-vision (non HD). I think my heart is fully on the bandwagon, even if my head is reserving judgement...
guys... that blonde chick looks like a dude... WTF !?
ReplyDeletedid you know that in january we won 8 out of 9 Tuesday and Thursday games. we'll beat those Sens tonight !!!!
Bryan you're looking at her face. You're right, I didn't notice
ReplyDeletehaha i guess im a face man ??
ReplyDeleteEvening all. Well, I brought my ball gag. Anybody want to let me know what the safety word is?
ReplyDeleteHey SLC. Just read your post (Hi SLC's mom! sorry if you click on your son's links) and you've got it all right, but that only means classic trap game for the Habs. sure, Sens have, uh, "issues", but we always lose these
ReplyDeleteanyway, should be fun. or hell. we'll see!
Mom has been clicking my links for years. It's tragic really. I'll tell you about it sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHere we go...and may God have mercy on my soul.
KELLY!! Um...I mean, thanks Francis.
ReplyDeleteoh franky, oh Christo. no D-Goalie communication AT ALL this year. nice energetic start wasted.
ReplyDeleteJEEBUS. everything but score on that PP
ReplyDeleteHF29, that PP is fucking scary as all get out. Christ!
ReplyDeleteAt least our boys seem to have finally found their skating legs. So far...
if i were one to complain about refs, i might say that should be a penalty shot. but i'm not.
ReplyDeleteHF 29, I'd have to agree. In fact, I was posting that just before blogger ate my comment.
ReplyDeleteAnd...there we are. Fuck! Don't just stare at him, Mesz! Go after him!
kovy! my god he can make things happen
ReplyDeletecrisse, that PPG was nice.
ReplyDeleteand I want that alcoholic pudding recipe! i have never even heard of alcoholic pudding, but anything that combines alcohol and pudding has to be awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou'll get it after Saturday. I have to see if it works first or turns into an epic failure.
I should not be drinking on a school night. I am going to feel this tomorrow.
Wow...just...wow. I need more booze.
ReplyDeletemy god what passing
ReplyDeleteI hate it when the game isn't televised in BC and I have to listen to the Habs radio guys gush over Montreal's beautiful passing. You bastards, at least make it sound like an ugly goal. It's not like I'd be listening to you if I could watch the game.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Senators it was all nice and cute when you were pretending to be playing pond hockey but cut it out now, okay? FRICK.
ReplyDeletewho's watching RDS? since when does Carbo do in-period interviews with Yvon???
ReplyDeletenot as bad as watching NBC make Pierre McGuire bother Carbo during a break in the middle of the period.
ReplyDeleteFuck I love my PVR. I have watched that 2nd goal 5 (ok 10) times. the best part (sorry SLC and Sherry) is like, 3 or 4 Sens players just swiveling their heads in unison looking at the cross-ice passes. it's friggin hysterical! (again, sorry SLC and Sherry)
ReplyDeleteOkay, Blogger comments aren't working very well out here in dial up land, so if I suddenly disappear, please rest assured that that is the cause, and not, say, logging off in order to drink myself into a depression induced stupor.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I should point that out. Oh, hello Mister Crown Royal...
don't get me started on Blogger SLC
ReplyDeleteok, 40 more minutes of that boys. god forbid
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REDDEN!! You're just STANDING there for CHRIST SAKE!
ReplyDeleteFucked up 3 on 1, comes back to bite us in the ass. Typical. Shoot me. Now. Please?
ReplyDeletenice deflection!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to need something stronger if I'm expected to sit through or continue to be alive for the rest of this game.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry guys. We still have half a game to screw this up. we remember sunday against the Rangers
ReplyDeleteI would like it noted for the record that our opponents have not had a penalty called against them in exactly a game and a half.
ReplyDeleteI think the fix is in. Does anybody else remember the last time the Senators had a power play?
ReplyDelete...or this line could keep scoring.
ReplyDeletenot good, Pastry
it's noted SLC
Sherry: Last Thursday. Against Boston.
ReplyDeleteit's like Gerber thinks he's a Cane again in the playoffs...
ReplyDeleteHEY! IT'S A POWER PLAY!!
ReplyDeletethere's your penalty guys!
ReplyDeleteWhat? A non-Senators player is going to the penalty box? There must be some mistake. I didn't know that was allowed!
ReplyDeleteAre...you..kidding me?? And that save just ended the game.
ReplyDeleteHuet wants to go with Neil? Is there anyway he can goad him and get him kicked out of the game? Anybody?
ReplyDelete2 PP's in a row guys!
ReplyDeleteHueT's lateral movement REALLY scares me. He always overshoots himself out of position on his first move.
ReplyDeleteafter 2 I am...pleased, I guess. For a change!
ReplyDeleteGuys it's February. It'll be a different story in April with Heater, Alfie, and a new coach
Can we decline it?
ReplyDeleteGawd, it would be nice if we looked like we actually cared. That's it. I'm going back to porn.
@HF29: ...with Heater, Alfie, and Bryan Murray back behind the bench
ReplyDeleteFixed. Desperately fixed.
Am I the only one who thinks "Nice try No Golov" is freakin' hilarious??
Am I the only one who thinks "Nice try No Golov" is freakin' hilarious??
ReplyDeleteHaha, no I love it. I also enjoy "With extra Maple SyrUP!". We could really use him right now, actually. Think they'll take him for Emery?
I also enjoy "With extra Maple SyrUP!"
ReplyDeleteI'm rather partial to "POKE check!"
"see you in da highlight reel!"
ReplyDeleteBy the way, FHF (collectively), before I descend into my black hole of alcohol and rage induced gibberish, thanks for the kind words above.
ReplyDeleteThis is why mom always liked you best.
we just don't like 3 goal leads. FUCK
ReplyDeleteUm, more of that please!
ReplyDeleteAnd you go lone Senators guy in crowd! You go!
fun fact: "playing 60 minutes" does not appear in the Habs playbook. wake the fuck up guys
ReplyDeleteDoctor! We have a pulse!...is what I would have posted after Spezz's goal, had Blogger not kicked me off the comments for the last five minutes.
ReplyDeleteFlorida can play 60 minutes.
ReplyDeleteEither that, or Toronto is slowly spiraling down the whirlpool of futility.
Were the Montreal fans celebrating too early again? When are they ever going to learn that's a stupid thing to do?!?!
kill me, quickly
ReplyDeleteWell...this just got a little more interesting.
ReplyDeleteyou're not killing me quickly enough people!
ReplyDeleteEh! Ou sont les Canadiens?! Parce qu'ils ne sont pas là-là, mozusse!
ReplyDeleteNice elbow Mr. Markov...
ReplyDeletealright, i can't breathe...
ReplyDeletethe phrase "holding on for dear life" comes to mind
ReplyDeleteSpez almost made up for getting knocked off the puck in his own zone...with the net empty. Almost. FUCK!
ReplyDeletegod my heart.
ReplyDeletesome day, i dream of the Habs playing 60 minutes
Well THAT was possibly the worst game I've ever seen Redden play. Ever. When is the trade deadline again?
ReplyDeleteSee you Saturday night gentlemen. I'll bring the baby oil. You bring the non-sequential twenty dollar bills.
Yeah, okay somehow I knew it wasn't going to happen.
ReplyDeletesaturday night indeed.
ReplyDeletewe can ALL revel in the fact the Panthers beat the Leafs 8-0!
some day, i dream of the Habs playing 60 minutes
ReplyDeleteThey do play 60 minutes - they just spread it over three separate games.
What an infuriating little habit.
Jesus - I'm in Ottawa and I just heard the score.
ReplyDeleteWhen the FUCK are we going to pull our head out of our ass and, you know, ACTUALLY PLAY when we're up by 3??
I swear to God we're in cahoots with RDS for ratings...
But TEE HEE! Leafs lost 8-0!!! WHOO HOO! But, should we be worried about their potential to bounce back against us??
SLC - If it's any consolation, we've been there...
hey LG! But, should we be worried about their potential to bounce back against us??
ReplyDeletei thought the EXACT same thing. we're fucked
LG77: Thanks. I do appreciate it. We've been there too. In 1996...
ReplyDeleteEven with the Leafs score, I have to go drink now. To dull the pain.
BUT...I will leave you with this thought. Heater might be back for Saturday night. Sweet dreams!
82 comments? That's awesome. The 12 inch goalie in the McDonald's commercial? Also awesome. "Quick, quick, like a chat" is my fave.
ReplyDeleteNot awesome? Blackout of Sportsnet East in Toronto, desperately checking the ticker on the Score and waiting an eternity to see "Final" under the scoreline. Christ. Time to break into Mini HF10's college fund to spring for RDS.
@HF10: 82 comments IS awesome. I saw the Leafs score halfway, and figured I'd go back to reading about Soviet oppression since it was less depressing
ReplyDeleteBut TEE HEE! Leafs lost 8-0!!! WHOO HOO! But, should we be worried about their potential to bounce back against us??
ReplyDeleteUmmm...no. I think you can safely bank those two points. Just ask the boys to not hurt anyone because you can't trade injured players. Especially Mats.
Should we be worried about Thursday? Toronto always plays hard against Montreal. The Habs have been taking things too lightly lately instead of playing hard all game. And Toronto just got completely embarrassed at home tonight. It seems like a recipe for disaster.
ReplyDeleteOr, potentially, the Leafs will just collapse, lose 12-0 to the Habs, it will be the game of the decade, and poor Paul Maurice will hang himself. But I'm still nervous about it.
@HF10... I wanted to watch it on SNET East too but saw that it was blacked out. lame. however, when i moved to calgary the first thing i did was buy a digital box just so i could order RDS. w00t. what a game! i got to call my pa at the end before he went to bed and rub it in his face lol
ReplyDeleteOnce again the Habs play half a game, but at least we didn't choke this time. I think hings might have been different if it was Spezza to Heater or Alfie instead of Robitaille in the second when HueT made that awesome save.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't wait to use that "Nice shot Nogoalov" in a game. If I make any saves, that is.
Nice to see me mentioned in the pre-game.
ReplyDeleteI have been afraid to fully believe in this team this year. Last year's debacle left a tough stain to remove.
I am really impressed by what teh young guys have accomplished so far. The tits, pleks and ak27 line is great. Imagine Koivu and Higgins could start contributing as well?