Friday, May 30, 2008

Hot Babe With a Tenuous Relationship to Hockey of the Day


This is Kristin Bell, star of Veronica Mars and Heroes. She just gave an interview to NHL.com wherein she said she would like to "take an afternoon sponge bath in the Stanley Cup."* She also said that she was photographed in a school-girl outfit with the Cup (yowsa!) and that she would like to "fuck Chris Osgood."**

*actual quote
**may not be actual quote

4 comments:

  1. She claims to have kept her schoolgirl outfit in order to wear it on her wedding night.

    OH. MY. GOODNESS.

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  2. i thought i liked her before, but that's just fucking ridiculous 10

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  3. I've had wild fantasies about Kristen Bell.

    They're all topped by a sponge bath and the Stanley Cup.

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  4. She also said that she was photographed in a school-girl outfit...

    Damn. There goes another perfectly good tube sock.

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