Sunday, December 21, 2008

Happy Birthday HF10! and WhalerCanes Preview and Open Thread

Technically, this is a bikini group shot, so the streak lives. And we needed something special for HF10. And hey. it's our last preview for a week, so let's enjoy it!

Let's do with the love and hate. Go Carolina! Your research triangle universities are good at basketball. And I enjoy the fine, deadly tobacco you produce. And... and... and seriously this gimmick has run its course. How can I even hate Carolina? Well, maybe for stealing the Whale. On to the very quickie bullet points to get it on:
  • 7 PM at the Phone Booth, last game 'til next Saturday;
  • Didn't we play these guys, like, this week? Ah yes, we did, that penalty-laden affair we blowed chunks (blew chunks?) and lost;
  • Canes Country gives you all your Canes news;
  • Hold the phone, TFS(tm) will be in nets!
  • HF10 has been given a day off from laundry duties as a birthday present;
  • Keep an eye on Kovy and Little Tits for the Habs, Whitney and Corvo for the Canes;
  • Revel in the suckage of Zombie Pleks;
  • Sleep off your holiday party hangover for your post-game entertainment, or grab a Creemore and toast HF10.
Make your comments good, they need to last the week.

53 comments:

  1. Okay, maybe it's just the angle that woman is sitting at combined with the blonde's hand on the belly, but is this the first FHF hot pregnant chick post?

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  2. jeez, i didnt think of that at all until you mentioned it 10. thanks for ruining everything!

    no seriously, i think its just the angle. seriously. please.

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  3. Bonne Fête HashEffDix!

    Les Habs sont là!

    Les pantalons sont là!

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  4. w00t lets do it!

    i got a bad feeling about this for some reason. we're gonna be tired

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  5. So you get penalties for solid hits now?

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  6. Bon anniversaire HF10!

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  7. Habs v WhalerCanes = refs losing it.

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  8. Been following this site since my transplant!Gotta luv the fhf and their wacky posters...ps,whose is resposible for allllll that meth outside.

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  9. Kovy looks like a man on a mission. That makes me happy.

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  10. oh god not samsonov. like, 1 on 3. good job, D

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  11. Fuck you, Samsonov. Fuck you.

    Happy birthday HF10.

    Fuck Samsonov.

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  12. That was a group effort in suckatuge. 1 vs 3 and a huge unnecessary rebound?

    Maybe players will start playing in mtl for a year so they can have break out years after they leave. Plus they'll be guaranteed 3-6 points every time they play the Habs afterwards.

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  13. Samsonov can suck the dingleberries out of my Irish ass...piece of shit never went to the net like that for the Habs.

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  14. When Lapierre is your best center, you've got a problem.

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  15. i think Mad Max may be leading in ice time

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  16. Wow, the refs are really whistle happy everytime the puck gets near the Cane net.

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  17. evening wrap you picked a bad night to drop in. the suckage is epic so far

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  18. Your internet feed freezes for 10 seconds and you get a goal. I guess the universe was confused about it.

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  19. All I want for Xmas is a SuperPlexy goal!

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  20. Well this is amusing to look at;
    http://flickr.com/photos/nhl_mutants/

    Sorry, no tits.

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  21. well the PP is back to sucking

    Wrap don't freak me out like that. meth and mutants don't mix

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  22. So in this economy, are you making your own meth, 29?

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  23. BOOM

    sorry just another explosion in the lab

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  24. Laps had better fucking sit for the rest of the game.

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  25. Is Tanguay even playing tonight? I don't think I've heard his name or seen him on the ice. He should have missed at least 3 open sides of the net by now.

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  26. i think Gui! may be the best Hab on the ice. that can't be good

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  27. The refs love the sound of their whistles, don't they?

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  28. So, what they're going to call this goal back because.........there was a full moon on Tuesday? I hope the place goes nuts. Carbo should be fucking going ridiculous. Throw a fucking fit. Show some goddamn emotion!!

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  29. Well the refs are shit.

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  30. Call it back, we aren't allowed to beat Carolina! Bettman won't allow it.

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  31. Wait, wait!!! NO GOAL! A Cane D-man had to sneeze! NO GOAL!

    Sorry, that last no goal was ridiculous. Lang!

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  32. Looks like Les Boys are a bit pissed off. Good. I'm not one to constantly question the officiating, but it's like a kid who lies all the time. Eventually you start questioning everything he says.

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  33. From Timo on HIO:

    "Take that you a$$holes refs. I hope you rot from a very long painful disease."

    Moron. It's only a game FFS.

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  34. NOTE: He edited the comment, the "disease" was originally cancer.

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  35. Cam Ward is a wall.

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  36. Price not bad either.

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  37. Yes. There's no reason to wish the cancer to be long and painful.

    Kidding! Merry Christmas!

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  38. @orangeman: Hah! You see, that was just kidding. It seemed like Timo was serious, that's what irked me. I have a very thick skin usually.

    Anywho, 5 from 6 points at home with the potential for a perfect home stand coming up. Not too bad at all.

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  39. feh

    but we only played 10 minutes. we didn't deserve 2 points

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  40. Well, that sucked. I don't think the Habs played very well, but it's not like they were 'outplayed'. It was a pretty sloppy game both ways.

    Let's just hope they don't meet the Canes in the playoffs or I will have to wear mits to keep me from pulling my hair out. 5/6 points ain't too bad.

    @Rips: I used to live in Amsterdam (oh, the stories), and in Dutch it was common to wish cancer upon people who upset you in the smallest. I found it repulsive then, and still do. I much prefer to brag about my exploits with my adversary's mother and other family members instead.

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  41. I don't think that the Habs played well, either.

    But, that being said, the game winning goal was questionable, BASED ON THE WAY THE REFS HAD BEEN "CALLING" THE GAME.

    I just got into a bit of a tiff with Rick Moffat over on CJAD (although Murray Wilson agreed with me). He says that there is no reason to question the reffing and that final goal.

    My point: in a normal game, no. But in a normal game, Gui's goal would have counted as well. All I want is some consistency, dammit! When the reffing becomes noticeable in a sport, it's a sign that SOMETHING is wrong. And that's what needs to be addressed!!!

    (Seriously - I think Rick Moffat pissed me off almost as much as the game)

    WTF is up with the reffing against Carolina?

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  42. LG77: That was you on CJAD? That's funny.

    I also agree that in THEORY that last goal should have counted. In THEORY Gui!'s goal should have counted, too though. Same sort of play.

    I can objectively say that the no goal for Ottawa way back when the Habs 'touched' the puck was BS. I can objectively say that Kostopolus deserved a suspension for the hit from behind (even if it was unintentional) and I can objectively say the reffing in this game was, to borrow from LG77, Horseshit.

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  43. It's always horseshit when it's Carolina. You're too afraid to breathe on them, if you touch them they double over in pain despite being twice your height and probably twice your weight, and god forbid if you score on Ward after he fails to control the puck. Glad the crowd threw things after. It takes a lot to throw a 10$ beer.

    Only bonus is 1 point is better than none after this bollocks, Price is back and ready to party, Dag is staying, Lang is better than Mats, and Kovy was still trying to help Pleky to no avail.

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