I see your calls for Marisa Miller, and raise you four other Victoria's Secret models"Jesus, I hope they win tonight, if only to salvage some pride. And enough of the cheapshot bullshit; you're the Montreal Canadiens. Act like it."
-HF10, in a morning email
I hope 10 will forgive me for using his email without permission, but it so perfectly summed up my feelings going into this game tonight. The Montreal Canadiens are not playing like the Montreal Canadiens. Have some fucking pride. Skate. Work. Follow Métro's example. Play hard, play fair. DON'T FUCKING TAKE STUPID PENALTIES. Well, unless you want to jab your stick in Chara's neck. Then feel free. Some very very quick bullets to set the table:
- 7 PM start at the Phone Booth. Over / under on the sound of the first booing from Habs fans? I've got 7:24;
- I think by now you should know all the B's blogs to read;
- Habs have come back from a 2-0 series deficit five times in their history, most notably in 2004 against the Bruins;
- Bob was totally silent after the morning skate today on his line-up. No mention of goalies, Tits, Daggers, or anything. Maybe hiding the surprise return of Lang?
- Post-game adult entertainment has been suspended pending the Fucking Habs ability to show they can actually win a hockey game.
I will take 15 seconds into the American anthem for the booing. This being by those typical idiot fans who also boo Koivu and other undeservings.
ReplyDeleteCan we sign those models and insert them as our first line? Might work out pretty well. Distract the B's. Except for Savard. We saw you plant one on FrankenChara in game 1!
Sure would like some lineup news. Well, guess I'll go do some work for a couple hours and check then.
GO YOU FUCKERS, GO!!!
Lang will only return once all the barber pole unis are burnt and their ashes spread all over the Canadiens marketing dept.
ReplyDeleteI need a drink. Badly.
ReplyDeleteSo I lost at the Court of Appeal today. We were in a pretty bad position, so it's not like I was surprised, but I was still holding out hope like the optimist-in-pessimist's clothing that I am (see all of my comments for the past week as proof of same.)
But, as I said in the middle of the lawyers' lounge after the loss: "Well, perhaps the Universe only had one miracle up it's sleeve and it's saving it for the Habs."
See - at least we can laugh about it all, right? RIGHT?
*pours herself a drink*
It's Marathon Monday in Boston, so the red sox are playing right now and half the city has the day off. The other half are cutting class for 4/20.
ReplyDeleteI am of course cooped up at work and will probably make it home just in time to start watching this game.
I still think Montreal will take tonight. What I hope for is that Price starts and has to get pulled again, this time after 1 period. We might have broken him.
I hope y'all saw the pictures from games 1 and 2 over at the cycle like the sedins series miniblog.
LET'S GO BRUINS
CLAP
CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Sorry to piss in your breakfast, but there isn't any booing going of the home team during the playoffs. Not even in the good old Breezer bashing days.
ReplyDeleteAnd somebody tell Graine Metropolit to shave that fu manchu mustache.
I wonder whether the violence level will tone down without Lucic in the lineup. And for that matter, whether the emotion in the building will be quite as sharp.
ReplyDelete29, thats all i ask..for fuck sakes if were going down go down with a fucking fight so hard that the opponent will bow out in 5 in its next series cause we did everything we could to play, play hard, i want to see fucking bodies flying all over the ice tonight, i want blocked shots, sprawls made for lose pucks, i want a fist in someone fucking face cause they pushed a little to hard on Koivu. I want some pride restored to this organization and its real fans. The fans who will beat then up and hold them responsible (the ones who hang out here) when they slack off but will always be there regardless of the fucking outcome.
ReplyDeleteCan i get a FUCKING HALLELUJAH!
77, maybe there is a win in your loss, not good for you but perhaps good for us...losing suck just the same sorry to hear.
Fuck fuck fuck...LETS PLAY SOME HOCKEY FOR FUCK SAKES.
I'm going to face Medina and ask that Bob put Allah in goal tonight. Lang and Markov potentially back? Yeesh. Have no idea how I'm going to force myself to spend four hours in the library this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteD'oh! I obviously meant Mecca and not Medina. I need to step up my Islam knowledge here.
ReplyDeleteOh man I can't wait - yet I can't bear to think about it! Come on you guys - in the name of the father (Beliveau) the Son (Lafleur) and the Holy Ghost (The Rocket) - play like the team we all know you are and beat the ever loving bejesus out of the B's tonight - then do it another 3 times!! But I'll settle for the first one, then make another couple of wishes later on in the week!! Go Habs Go!!!
ReplyDeleteYou raise four Victoria Secret Models? I'm doing the opposite of, umm, "folding."
ReplyDeleteI will give this game one period. If I don't like it, I'm switching to Caprica. Frak it.
ReplyDeleteFez - I will give them all three periods ('cause I'll be there). And i'll keep hoping for a miracle until the last second. 'cause I'm a masochist, apparently. :(
ReplyDelete@Fez
ReplyDeleteI'll be watching at home. The whole game. Because I believe in them.
Nerd.
@ gillis -
ReplyDeleteI agre with pretty much all of your takes in your post yesterday! Is it possible I have found another habs fan with exactly the same views. No, it can't be. We're all to differently bipolar. I choke while you go for the eye rake I'm sure.
@ sheriff - I'm wearing my Koivu jersey tonight! (I'm sure you don't give a shit either)
Also NHL officiating has reached its lowest point. Lucic did not deserve a suspension for that cross check. If it was pizza face Kessel that did it there would have been nothing.
ReplyDeleteSee paragraph Carcillo, Cammalleri.
Jaybird - I won't say that he didn't or didn't deserve the suspension (I think that there's evidence to support both theories), but I do think that his reputation weighed heavily in the balance.
ReplyDeleteI am also enough of a self-aware Homer to admit that I am pretty frickin' happy about it. Here's hoping it helps tips some of the balance in our favour (and that it doesn't fire up the Bs even more).
Watching the Habs has been depressing lately.
ReplyDeleteBury those fucking teddy bears.
@Jaybird: Nah, I'm a pussy so i go for the kick in the nuts, or the hockey stick to the jaw.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of... Tits, Daggers, or anythingAre you relating this to the Kostitsyns gangsta friend?
my verif word is "manut": Phil Kessel says: "Ow, gillis kicked me on manut"
*passes Shutdown a drink*
ReplyDeleteI hear ya. their suckiness has taken such a toll on my mental state. The siutation is almost as depressing as they are...
...which may actually be a paradox. Oh dear, that's too depressing to contemplate. *drink*
I would like to get in on this at work drinking please!
ReplyDelete/ reaches for traditional bottle of whisky on lawyer's desk
// gets glass
/// pours
//// ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
@ fez
ReplyDeleteI agree the trolling at FHF has been lame. I know how to increase the fun though. All you have to do is ask Boston fans if they find it as much of a joke that I do that Cam Neely was inducted in the hall of fame. How do you justify giving a guy who played a measly 13 HALF seasons and who was so much of a cliche his career was ended by Ulf Samuelsson that honour?
They say he is a hero for coming back time and time again playing through agony but I think he was just too soft for the pain. He should join the Bobby Orr bad knees hall of fame.
Sidenote - I do appreciate his charity work for cancer and respect him for that at least.
Happy 420 everyone. Maybe Halak gets the start so Price can enjoy "strolling thru the grass."
ReplyDelete@ fez & jaybird - any Bs fan can troll here all they want if they aren't lame. and as I mentioned this morning, the Bs fans we have visiting are damn nice, considering. they could be real dicks considering the situation, couldn't they?
ReplyDelete/ can't get over my forbidden Raquel love
// pours second drink
@Jaybird/LG77: I'm a dedicated and selfless Habs homer. Lucic should have been given 5 games. The intent to injure was there - Laps just turned his head in time. Could have easily killed him if it hit him just right across the nose. He's lucky he isn't looking at a manslaughter charge. 1 game suspension is a gift.
ReplyDeleteOK, enough of the homerism.
Lucic: "I'm disappointed in myself." Wahhhh. Shut the fuck up.
I mentioned this quote in the GDS thread but feel it's really important and I need to re-post:
"...I just took the shot. I know where the net is...,"
- Alex Kovalev
Dear Mr. Kovalev:
Please share this information with your teammates.
Sincerely,
LD
@jaybird: It's a tricky thing, for me. I don't want to be a troll myself, because I'm a better class of person. But, I'm terrified that I might start humanising B fans. Where would that sort of behaviour lead?
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you where; At the ACC, singing 'Kumbaya' on Harold Ballard night. [shudder]
Some things are just too frightening to contemplate.
verif word: squilly. As in, it makes me squilly just thinking about it.
The intent to injure was there - Laps just turned his head in time. Could have easily killed him if it hit him just right across the nose. He's lucky he isn't looking at a manslaughter charge. 1 game suspension is a gift.outstanding
ReplyDelete/ pours 3rd drink in tribute to L Dude
@ 29 and fez -
ReplyDeleteIt's all in good fun of course! I am not angry in the least or that much of an ass I just have to give it to Bruins fans in the playoffs since they are enemies at the time and also because there is a point where it starts getting too polite. We're the ones getting pumped every game here and we can't be smiling taking it up the bum. We Canadians/Canadiens fall into this I'll hold the door open for you habit far too often on and off the ice.
@ L Dude -
My problem is the NHL disciplinary committee has lost all morals and I have seen umpteen far worst incidents not even get the blink of an eye because "no one got hurt". In my eyes the NHL has pulled EVERY opportunity to cover up violence by ignoring it since the Bertuzzi incident. It's been downhill from there.
Weirdest Word verif: mysizedn
@Jaybird: Frakkin right. Sherrif25, CH, consider yourselves on notice. I'm going to be less polite from now on. Boo ya.
ReplyDeleteFuck Mats Sundin.
@ hockeyzombie - I should drive downtown to Parliament to see if Price is there for the "festivites". Am I the only one to hear he knocked up a fifteen year old girl this year and that was the big news that never came out? A friend told me Jason York said that on the hot seat lunch here the other day.
ReplyDelete@ fez - Fuck Fourty-year-old-looking-face Diving Mike Richards big time. YEAHHH
@29 - Please tell me its CC and pour me one!!!
alright Jaybird and fez I see your point. fuck them, fuck that shit! cock!
ReplyDeleteRaquel excepted of course
There are decent B's fans, decent Leafs fans, even 2 decent Flyers fans that I'm aware of. It just seems like the majority of them are fucking bastard douchebags, because they cheer for such heinous, evil, sad-sack franchises. I'm sure if you asked them, they'd note there are a couple of Habs fans who are alright, but the majority are [insert your own cliche/insult about being French, euro-trash, arrogant, living in the past smug bastards here]. That being said, FUCKING CHRIST, SHOW THE FUCK UP AND BEAT THESE FUCKERS. STOP EMBARRASING THE PROUD ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF MEN LIKE THE ROCKET, POCKET ROCKET, BELIVEAU, DRYDEN, LAFLEUR, MORENZ AND THE REST. Assholes.
ReplyDeleteWord verification is smshmuce. As in, somebody better hit Chara so hard he craps himself and makes a smshmuce sound when he skates.
29: free cone day on the 29th at ben & Jerry's.
ReplyDelete@L Dude - but if we are going purely off of intent to injure, shouldn't Kostopolus have gotten one for the elbow aimed at Hunwick's head at the end of game 1? Shouldn't Cammalleri have gotten a suspension for the Havlat hit? I'm not a complete idiot and I think Lucic deserved a game suspension for what he did, but its kind of ridiculous for the NHL to jump all over this (and for Habs fans to ask for 5 games) when the NHL has ignored the other situations. Call 'em all or call none but this pick and chose stuff is kind of bullshit.
ReplyDelete10 - God, I couldn't agree with you more. It's the reason for my hope - we've proven that when we, you know, show the fuck up for a full game, that we can beat these bastards.
ReplyDeleteFUCKING GAME ON AND MAN UP YOU JERKS!!
Jay - you heard that rumour too, eh? It's awfully persistent...
Broons_fan: Yup. Totally agree with you. I think that Lucic only got the suspension because of his reputation. The more I think about it, the more I think that a game is absolutely justified, but that they need to start imposing sanctions every time something like this happens... not just when it's a known shit disturber who, well, disturbs shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd now, in the spirit of friendly competition and NOT agreeing with the enemy: FUCK YOU YOUR GOING TO LOSE TONIGHT SUCKA HA HA HA LOLZ!!11!!!11
Word verification (too perfect): I hope that the Habs ate their WEETIZ this morning.
@broons_fan:
ReplyDeleteKotsopoulos missed. It doesn't make it any better, but in the screwed up view of the NHL head office, it matters. You can't suspend somebody for almost elbowing ... yet. Had he connected he most certainly was gone for at least a game, based on the Van Ryn precedent.
@10 - oh no I know it missed and as such not suspension worthy. I was just commenting on how obviously looch should have gotten a suspension because it was obviously an "intent to injure". In my opinion, the elbow was worse because it was premeditated, the looch thing was just him being a retarded asshat and not dropping the stick in time.
ReplyDeleteit's true; for good or for ill, the NHL does not penalize intent. they penalize the result.
ReplyDeletea game for lucic was fair. the problem is that cammalleri didn't get a suspension and he should have. if he did, i think people would be less upset about lucic getting a game. i also think it upsets them that mad max is our resident "pest", but the target of the infraction should also have no bearing on the punishment. i'm sure one of the resident lawyers here can express what i mean here more eloquently.
@ too close to toronto:
ReplyDeleteHell no, we can't.
@broons_fan: Nope. Lucic is the only suspension-worthy act. The more I think about it, the more it should have been 10 games - have to include the little spear to the gut of Schneider and other acts probably not seen on video - you know it's there. Luchicken is an ass. He should be given the McSorley treatment. Fuck him.
ReplyDeleteThe defense rests.
HEY! Maybe that's the Habs' problem!
GO HABS!
Word veri: commas
Chara and Thomas were both taken out of the game by BGL and are currently in the hospital in commas.
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ReplyDeletetoo close to toronto: Duuuh... Fire bad, tree pretty. I'm elomoquent.
ReplyDelete(I deleted my previous comment. If I'm gonna make a reference, I might as well get it right. *smacks forehead*)
re: Price rumours
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean that 2000 years from now we'll have to endure some mediocre book about a symbologist who tracks down Price's illegitimate heirs while being chased by an albino Broons fan?
LOL @ south!
ReplyDeleteI just noticed our goalies are either Jesus or Allah! I love how habs fans understand our tenders are gods!
Word verif: carting
The fifteen year old virgin mary is carting around Jesus Price miracle baby.
3 hours to game time. Fuck you guys.
ReplyDeleteCam Neely is only in the Hall of Fame as a stepping stone for his ascension to heaven.
Here's hoping Laraque plays all 60 minutes tonight.
LET'S GO BRUINS
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
CH: Priceless.
ReplyDeleteCam Neely can't even step up a set of stairs without whining endlessly about the pain.
ReplyDeleteAs for the heavens the Big Dipper is not even big enough to hold all of Boston's problems tonight.
If we lose were done; simple as that. Simple enough even for donkey Plekanec to understand.
AND WHERE IS THE JARO VOICE POST??? C'Mon FHF!
Also thanks to HF10 for making me more awesome with the St. Crispin's Day speech thing on my blog.
ReplyDeleteThat our main problem is beloved rookie skating on the 4th line and the reunion of the Wheeler-Krejci-Ryder line is heartwarming.
If anyone out there is going to be celebrating 4/20, or knows anyone that will be, let them enjoy this mindfuck
ReplyDeleteSorry for being late kidz, I was away knocking wood.
ReplyDeleteGo Pants!
Go Habs!!
Fuck dem broons.
Word Verif = ingelati, as in, a few games back I was almost ingelati but hf29 welCHed on the ice cream deal (fucking small print)
GO YOU FUCKING HABS!!!
ReplyDeleteEw. Carey having sex with a 15 year old. Ew ew ew.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO and GO JARO (assuming you're in net).
So... 40 minutes until game time and still no news about the starting goaltender?
ReplyDeleteThat's reassuring.
/sarcasm (although it never really ends with me...)
I'm off to the game. I'll post in-between periods (or during if the shit becomes too painful to watch and I decide to play Flight Control instead).
@shutdown - whoaaaaaa, dude. i may need to 420 again to just to really appreciate it
ReplyDelete@moeman - welCHed is now my middle name. outstanding
scream loud LG!!!!
ReplyDeleteplaying will be Lang?
ReplyDelete@DP - what? what? are you 420'ing?
ReplyDeletequiet Bob has been
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that in this day in age with all these sources and the internet that with twenty seven minutes or so until the game starts that we still have no idea who's starting.
ReplyDeleteIts Jesus.
ReplyDeleteAllah'k
ReplyDeleteChantal's shirt not as revealing as last game. boooo
ReplyDelete@kevin - it's the most impressive thing Bob's done so far
Tonight's beverage is a nice O'Leary Walker Adelaide Hills Chardonnay 2004, sans flies.
ReplyDeletePrice is starting.
ReplyDeleteFuck this stupid fucking season.
This is going to turn out to the start of a wonderful run for Price, or the final nail in The Habs' coffin.
ReplyDelete@Kevincrumbs - Nothing illegal about having sex with a 15 year old, since the age of consent in Canada is 14.
ReplyDeleteThe lawyers of FHF will confirm this. In fact, they have it printed on the back of their business cards.
GO HABS GO!!!! YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS!!!!!
@moeman - sounds delish! we'll show those idiot Bs fans who the pansy-ass Euro trash wine-loving Frenchie fans are. wait, what?
ReplyDeleteseriously though, that's a nice bottle
after the Irish disaster and Saturday night's failed vodka experiment (it was for Kovy, and he scored, so that's something) I am now trying gin tonight.
@Sonia, Chardonnay out the nose funny.
ReplyDeleteWord Verif = reverse, as in reverse this Centennial curse, for fuck sakes!
GO HABS GO!!!! YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS!!!!!oh i do love that
ReplyDeleteTFS is gonna S the F! positive people!
this will be a blow out tonight.
ReplyDelete@hf29, I have friends in low places, like Brisbane, Australia.
ReplyDeleteno Breezeslop, Tanguay and Schneider in the warm up,
ReplyDeleteUpgraded to Videotron's Ultra high speed network (plus IP based telephone, fuck you Bell). I can't click fast enough to keep up! Knocking wood will never be the same.
ReplyDelete@Sonia: Actually, its 1/2 your age plus 3 in Quebec. 1/2 plus 7 for the rest of Canada.
ReplyDeleteI love 11 year olds.
MAD mag does Lucic
ReplyDeleteNo Tanguay? Schneider? Fuck my life
ReplyDelete@gillis, I gotta be dating 29 year olds? Oh oh. (laughs a little as 4HFers do the math in their booze-influenced brains)
ReplyDeleteDear Centennial Season,
ReplyDeleteFuck off and die. Now. Asshole.
PRICE?!?!? WTF?!?!
ReplyDeleteugh. kill me now.
No Small Tits, Stewie is in. lg77 is gonna be screamin'.
ReplyDeleteAs long as Pebble isnt on the first line, I'm happy.
ReplyDeletebrunet isn't happy Jesus is starting. This is a huge positive!!!!! Fuck yeah.
ReplyDeleteI'm not convaincul by Price. not at all.
ReplyDeleteThis game is already over, Weber-O'Byrne? the Bruins are laughing.
@moeman: habs won already
ReplyDeleteBB finally said something intelligent - re Plekanec, he expects good things because "it can't get worse than he's been"
ReplyDeletejoel bouchard says the Habs will lose. This is a huge positive!!!!! Fuck yeah.
ReplyDeletefuck this season.
ReplyDeleteTang is out due to an upper body injury?
ReplyDeleteMy heart sank on the Tanguay / Schneider news. We need a miracle gang.
ReplyDeletemoe seems to be. RDS said it twice now, HIO says it too
ReplyDeleteLuc interviewing Gui! right now. Gui is still playing in this series?
Go Habs!
ReplyDeleteI'm not convaincul...Loves it!
ReplyDeleteFucking Carey Price owes us a big win tonight. Do it now, Carey. Pitch a fucking shutout for once in your life. What happened to your reputation for being a big game goalie? Way to save that shit for the WJCs against my county, asshole.
ReplyDeleteHabs might be down 2-0 in the series but the hockey atmosphere in Montreal and the Bell Centre can pisses on Boston and its ACC-ish TD fans.
ReplyDeletePlus, we also have a few classless locals too.
ReplyDeleteJack Edwards is full of shit. Chicago only had greater attendance than us this year because of their one game in a fucking baseball stadium. Way to provide context, asshole.
ReplyDeleteCan the fans at the Bell Centre shut up during the American anthem, please?
Good luck, guys.
ReplyDeleteGood luck.
Can the fans at the Bell Centre shut up during the American anthem, please?they cannot. and it pisses me off to no end
ReplyDeleteGO YOU FUCKING HABS. nice start
Meh. I'll cheer when we actually score.
ReplyDeleteMore of this SVP!
ReplyDeleteGod, the fucking Bell Centre fans are pissing me off in every single way tonight.
ReplyDeleteI do love when they sing O Canada loud like that.
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck is going on? can the boys keep this up?
Way to take a stupid penalty AGAIN. Kostitsyn, go fuck off and die, please.
ReplyDeleteOH FUCK THIS ITS THE SAME THING EVERY GAME.
ReplyDeletegoddamnit Tits
ReplyDeleteYup, refs are making sure its the same shit every game.
ReplyDeletetime for a soft bizarro goal?
ReplyDeletethey just let them set up in our zone so easily
ReplyDeletewhew
Nice PK.
ReplyDeleteOMIGOD WE KILLED THIS SHIT OFF
ReplyDeletepierre houde, vas-te fourrer.
ReplyDeleteI think I have delayed anger issues with this team. They are pissing me off tonight when they haven't done (that much) wrong. However, I find myself not wanting to cheer any of their "good" play or "good" shots on goal.
ReplyDeleteCarey already looks shakey.
Benoit is having trouble organizing his thoughts.
ReplyDeleteRefs all fucked up.
ReplyDeleteHIGGS!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethe officials are horrible again.
ReplyDeletethe old Tim Thomas ladies and gentleman!
ReplyDeleteFuck me, we actually have a lead.
ReplyDeleteSuck that Tiny!
ReplyDeleteoh I likes
ReplyDeleteYEAH!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood job, Higgy, you fucking Maggot!!!
DO IT AGAIN!!!
and,
ReplyDeleteSUCK IT TINY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Are those blue glow sticks the Rangers fans have? And we get accused of being Eurotrash?
ReplyDeletethe refs so want this Mickey Mouse hockey market to get to round 2.
ReplyDeletei rarely hate officials, they have a tough job. but soon i'll be annoyed. thank god it's 4/20 and im more chill
ReplyDeleteBeer #2 coming up.
ReplyDeleteThe wine is good.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to this on CJAD, you guys have to be my eyes, do we look any good tonight?
ReplyDeletebruins ref-shield have.
ReplyDelete@Moey, bets Habs one-ice performance in over a month.
ReplyDeleteYOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
ReplyDeleteLucky.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot, Carey, you dumb fuck. JARO. NOW.
ReplyDeleteAlso, please fuck off back to Long Island, Komi.
well thinking we could win this game was fun while it lasted.
ReplyDeletefuck that one nut piece of shit.
What the hell was that lackadaisical bullshit?
ReplyDelete@ moeman,
ReplyDeleteJust my luck but I have my CH flag waving in the tropics, I'm doing everything I can to help.
Demers is YELLING. why?
ReplyDeleteWe're done. Our team sucks. Fire everybody. Burn the arena (after the game so as not to kill anybody). Transfer Carey Price to Liverpool for Steven Gerrard.
ReplyDeleteKomisarek, that was truly awful.
ReplyDeleteWell, bye bye game.
Demers is yelling at Big Tits because he is part of the media clan.
ReplyDeleteThe refs are sucking some major Bs dick. Yell that Demers.
Facking twats.
ReplyDeleteCouldn' 'old a 1 goal lead, couldya?
/bad british accent.
1-1, could be worse.
ReplyDeleteNo way the refs can keep taking that kind of pounding to the back of their throats for 60 minutes.
Intermission fun;
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/4167288?pg=embed&sec=&hd=1
I seriously doubt anyone on the Bruins has a long enough cock to reach the back of anyone's throat.
ReplyDeleteI hate PJ Stock.
ReplyDeleteFuck the refs are shite tonight.
ReplyDeleteThe sarcastic applause for Price wasunnecessary. Then again so was the noise dying the US anthem. I told the dude a few seats down from
Me that he was an illbred asshole for booing. He shut up.
My throat already hurts.
Hey guys, just checking in to see how it's going in here.
ReplyDeleteHabs are flying so far tonight.
@moe - i saw that vid today. but it's WAY better now, duuude
ReplyDeletealright you fucking Habs start strong
that was a broken leg waiting to happen
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeletekill me
ReplyDeleteSo, do I turn the TV off now or wait until the end of the 2nd.
ReplyDeleteHALAK
ReplyDeleteits no use, even if we keep playing like this Price will just keep shitting the bed.
ReplyDeleteGuys I don't get excited about when they shoot the puck since they can't score: Kostopoulos, Stewart, BGL and sadly, Pleks and fucking AK46.
ReplyDeleteShould have been a penalty called on that Krejci hit. There wasn't and....well.
ReplyDelete2-2 bitCHes!
ReplyDeleteORGASM
ReplyDeletewell we deserved that. came back hard after the goal against
ReplyDeleteSwiss Miss 2!
ReplyDeleteRefs are CHoking on Bs small members.
ReplyDeleteits nice to see they are trying but I'm not convaincul by Price, not convaincul by a long shot.
ReplyDelete2 pts for SM2.
ReplyDeletekey save Carey. don't fuck it up now
ReplyDeleteso why can't they call anything against the Ruins?
ReplyDeleteRefs whistles are full of Bs jizz.
ReplyDeleteBGL wants to go with someone. anyone
ReplyDeleteso i expect we'll come out of that melee down 2 men for 4 minutes
ReplyDeleteJACK EDWARDS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteBergeron would be smart to not go with Stewart.
ReplyDeleteSomehow this is gonna be a Bruins PP.
I FUCKING LOVE STEWART!!!
ReplyDeleteHow much you wanna bet the next penalty to the Habs?
ReplyDelete3-0 Caps.
ReplyDeletewouldn't mind seeing the Caps come back on the Rags.
ReplyDeleteRefs clear their throat!
ReplyDeletea PP? i don't fucking believe it
ReplyDeleteWow, a Habs PP. The apocalypse must be near.
ReplyDeleteHell has frozen over.
ReplyDeletenow watch ther be a sh goal. ugh.
Bad news: being on the PP will just piss me off even more.
ReplyDeletePleks you fucktard.
ReplyDeleteWow, Daniel. You were almost right there.
ReplyDeletenice PP Habs
ReplyDelete/end LG77 sarcasm
i hear boos
I do not have a good feeling about this.
ReplyDeleteYeah, let's turn it over in the slot, fucking idiots. Can't wait until half of this team is gone through free agency on July 1st.
ReplyDelete@DP, do some weed milk;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907988
We clearly don't bother practiing the PP anymore...
ReplyDeleteAnd Baby Makes Three on MMpix
ReplyDeleteFuck, Carey looks like shit even when he's making a save. STOP THINKING ABOUT FUCKING FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR HOCKEY, YOU STUPID FUCK!
ReplyDeleteFUCK THIS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF PRICE!
ReplyDeleteKill me.
ReplyDeletenot Price's fault. could see that coming
ReplyDeleteWhen the fuck did he become David Aebischer: Rebound Machine?
ReplyDeletewhat is this with Carey and 15 year olds? Jean Perron fantasies gone wild?
ReplyDeleteFuck you Michael Ryder you fucking twat. go suck on the arbitrator's cock.
If I could transmit hugs over the internet, I would.
ReplyDeleteYou poor guys. :(
Yay... PP! /sarcasm
ReplyDeleteTie it, you, fuckers.
ReplyDeletePP. too bad we can't do shit with that.
ReplyDeleteThe Bruins are always strong in the third period. Not good.
ReplyDeleteOh crap, a Habs PP. That doesn't help.
Way to set up on the PP, assholes.
ReplyDelete