Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of
Michael Vick's debut...
- The Olympic camp comes to an end with a sold-out scrimmage. The game ended 2-2, then they faked trying in a shootout. It was a
total exhibition yawn barnburner; - Kovy still wants to play here. Give it up, dude;
- Good piece from The Globe's Brunt on the Phoenix craporama (lap dance to moeman);
- BGL goes apeshit on the Montreal media (lap dance to Boob);
- Habs I/O is going to clean up its comments. They have appointed "comment monitors", reminiscent of the famed Deadspin Ninja Comment Squad, but with a much lamer name. All the degenerates are welcome here.
There were
complaints worries / panic / mass hysteria in the comments yesterday (from a woman no less) that our sexy babe quotient has fallen off. The fix starts now. (from the "sexy models wearing lingerie"
gallery)
"Comment monitors" is a lame name. But Stasi had already been taken.
ReplyDeleteSo even BGL wanted Koivu to take french lessons.
ReplyDelete@Moneypuck
ReplyDeleteWell would it have killed Saku to pick up a Berlitz tape or two during chemo? Playing hockey, fighting cancer, raising money for that $200,000 PET scan machine... I'm sure if Saku had REALLY applied himself and not wasted time visiting sick kids he could have found that extra time to study his grammaire.
You misunderstand, it wasn't a complaint - I was just worried because you were acting abnormally (for you guys). I wouldn't want you to be sick or anything. :)
ReplyDeletehey now, i object to the exhibition yawn comment... i was at the game and it was like a way upgraded version of the all star game -- one actually worth watching. it was really cool to be in the saddledome with actual hockey fans for a change instead of the usual flames poser hockey fan crowd.
ReplyDelete@Baroque @Bryan - made some edits for you guys, in the name of journalistic accuracy. bwahahaha
ReplyDeleteBryan I didn't see the game, only TSN highlights and it looked kind of slow. and the TSN report said there was no hitting. but I trust you
@ Goldngirl:
ReplyDeleteI was being sarcastic
@moneypuck
ReplyDeleteSarcasm is my second language. Me too.