Yes, I know Sexy Friday has gone to the ice girls' well one too many times. But if you have a problem with hot chicks skating around in tight sports tops, well, you're a communist.
Not to mention that these tryouts are from L.A. If you're going to go out looking for bimbos to put on skates, L.A. is your town. So these auditions are for the Kings METAL Ice Crew (don't ask me why they're METAL, maybe they're really into Maiden). The Epic Carnival blog has compiled all 5 of the NHL videos of the auditions. God bless the NHL.
From last year's crew, here's Carrlynn. With a name like that, not to mention the pout, you just know she used to be a porn star.
Lap dance to friend of FHF Goozo for the tip. Goozo has promised Sexy Friday that one day soon he'll share his story of partying with Sergei Fedorov and models in Vegas.
KSK, etc.
Dreamboat body, shipwreck face.
ReplyDeleteApparently, Farber and Cox are both going to on the same show, this sunday on TSN. Its a talk show, but they might just let their lawyers do the talking...
ReplyDeleteMaybe the girl who was raised as a boy should try out for the Olympic team so she could race against Caster Semenya. I was waiting for the question about how, as a Metal Ice girl, they could end world hunger.
ReplyDeleteCaster Semenya is an anagram of yes, a secret man.
ReplyDelete@ Boob:
ReplyDeleteYes, a secret. Man!
@ Montrealiste:
I think Cox and Farber are regulars on "TSN The Reporters" with Dave Hodge. That's probably where Cox stole Farber's laptop and got the story in the first place.
This has absolutely nothing to do with sexy Friday, but CNN did a story on the MegaMillions jackpot which is now up to $333 million. A sidebar on the story notes that with that much money, you could buy the Coyotes. Someone should point out that for $300 mill, you could actually buy the coyotes twice.
ReplyDeleteIt's official - Semitic Saviour to 'Nucks
ReplyDeleteToo bad.
ReplyDeleteHe had a great partnership with Markov.
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ReplyDeleteIt's official - Semitic Saviour to 'Nucks
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad. On the other hand it'll free up his high holiday seat in shul which I'm sure is fully paid for and red hot this time of year. He could make a bundle on ebay.... unless, of course, he already gave it to Cammaleri. Watch out Luongo.
Better, HF29?
Good G-D!
ReplyDeleteThat Kings ice dancer at the bottom of the post looks a MALE lead singer from an 80's glam-rock band!
@GG11 - there you go. you'll be building web pages before you know it
ReplyDeleteYou folks will keep us up to date right? On the Metal Ice Crew that is.
ReplyDeleteTanguay to Tampa Bay for 1 year. How long d'you figure 'til he assists on a Vinny hat-trick against the Habs?
ReplyDeleteFuck. Tampa Bay might actually be good this year.
I find it kind of a funny coincidence that Tanguay went to Tampa Bay *after* they traded the Russian Truck Artyukhin, who was pretty much responsible for fucking up his season with that shoulder injury.
ReplyDeleteBoivin packing?
ReplyDeleteWonder of he'd be(come) a Péladeau puppet.
Well school has started which means im back to hockey blog commenting full time instead of homework.
ReplyDeletePoon tang in tampa? Thats a bit ironic. Didnt he get injured in a game against tampa?
No hockey so I watched some canadian nascar featuring Patrice Brisebois. He finished 17th
Is the Habs problem that games start too early?
ReplyDeleteA Sat. night game starting at 7pm ends at 9:30 leaving the boys plenty of time to hit the bars. Why would you care if you win or lose when you know you'll be getting attention from drunk 20 year olds in a short while.
On the other hand, if the game ends at 10:30 it'll be 11:30 by the time you're showered and changed. Might as well just go home at that point.
@Nucklez: Go home at 11:30? For guys who are in the prime alcohol consumption phase of their life? In Montreal?
ReplyDeleteYou've got to be kidding.