- THANK FUCKING GOD. More later today;
- Pens continue to roll;
- Iggy leads the Flames to a 6-3 win over the BJ's;
- Whale jerseys now available! Long live the Whale!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The Morning Skate for Wednesday, October 21st
Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of being welcomed into the Catholic Church...
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Fuck the Whalers. Assholes handed Boston three first round picks for Glen Wesley. Among them? Sergei "what the fuck was Bob thinking" Samsonov, and Kyle "Cheapshot to Zednik" McClaren.
ReplyDeleteFucking Whalers. Don't even get me started on Pat Boutette.
What happened to the fucking squirrels and fucking lightsabres??
ReplyDeleteGonchar and Savard are both out for 6 weeks with various broken bones.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the 09-10 Bruins are on pace to be the 08-09 Habs.
re: Gonchar and Savard going down.
ReplyDeleteAh, Schadenfreude... When an OT win becomes something to celebrate, I can always turn to you for comfort.
I was hoping someone here might know where I can find a pumpkin carving kit of the Habs logo. I'm not artistic at all, so I don't have the kit, it won't look any good.
ReplyDeleteSquirrels with lightsabres. lol! I can totally picture them doing it in a tree - or maybe a slab or wood in a taxidermist's office - with the girl squirrel half undressed like the boy squirrel jumped her or something. The light sabre can be a nice romantic touch. Instead of candles which would probably burn down the tree... you guys are sooooooooo funny.
ReplyDeleteSergei ditched Hamilton. Suspended by Habs, stars in new ABC sitcom (hilarity ensues).
ReplyDeleteFack.
What? No Jaro post? I was totally expecting one after this game.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, despite the win we still haven't fixed our problem: Goal scoring...
We can't buy a goal if it was to save your grandmother from prostate cancer!
@Tom, no kit required. Find a CH logoon the intertubes, size it to your pumpkin (pun intended), print it and tape it to said citrouille and using a 3" nail (or skewer or a knitting needle like HF29 uses) pierce holes in the pumpkin at every 1/4" or so (go deep enough). Using a serrated knife cut away the excess (like Sergei for eg.) et voila! Those 5000 votive candles for $2 at Ikea are great. Don't forget to wash, dry, season and toast the seeds.
ReplyDeleteor a meth injection needle like HF29 uses
ReplyDeletefixed
How 'bout that video quality on those highlights?
ReplyDeleteThink somebody could take a hint at the CBC?
Next step: understanding that 59.94 interlaced fields per seconds, when encoded in 29.97 frames per seconds, results in crappily choppy video.
*sigh*
The Little Three...? Really...?
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