By the middle of the second period Saturday night, there was no question in my mind that the Habs were in need of a good nap. 4 games in 6 nights will do that to you. The bad news of course is that this week, the Habs get to do that all over again. There is only one cure for sleepiness (well, one legal cure), and that's Red Bull. Replace the Gatorade with Red Bull and plan the parade, baby! Hey, if it's good enough for BGL, it's good enough for the rest of the team.We're a bit overloaded today finishing up our Communications Law essay (if you want details of CRTC Public Notice 2009-329, we've got time for that), so we'll use the trusty bullet points to set it all up:
- 7:30 PM start in Montreal. Teams have split two games this year. Buffalo is hot, winners of 7 of 9 and in first place in the Northeast division;
- Katebits rocks over at The Wilful Caboose;
- Pleks, Big Tits, and Squid being hot is starting to sound like a broken record, but I have no problem with that. Hamr and The Urologist putting in points from the blue line;
- Cold Little Tits, on the other hand, I am beginning to have a problem with. How many chances did he fuck up on Saturday?
- Hotness in Buffalo (if it's ever hot in Buffalo) begins and ends with Ryan Miller. Even I'm rooting for him to make the Olympic team. Vanek and Roy are your forwards to watch;
- Good 'ol Craig Rivet is pointless in 6;
- On the injury front, well, you know the drill. Markov, despite TMS' reports to the contrary, may not be so ready to return. Urologist listed as questionable for a laceration. Jaro gets the start;
- For your post-game adult entertainment establishment, head out to Cleo's before those bastards tearing up the lower Main get rid of it.
Cleo's I won't miss - in fact I've never been.
ReplyDeleteThe Montreal Pool Room (renamed) on the other hand is a landmark.
If only Pax could move slightly to the left.
ReplyDeleteWV = undis, as in that babe GG pic'd has nice undis.
Martin says Markov is "still having a few mobility issues".
ReplyDeleteHalf of the defence has fucking "mobility issues" and he still trots them out there every night. Markov was a better skater than Gill and Mara 30 seconds after slicing his tendons.
29, if the Habs win tonight, you get an A no matter what you write.
ReplyDelete@Lametti - i like that deal. I just need to pass it on to the players.
ReplyDeleteHey 29 - You are always so giving to us - your loyal followers that I had to return the favour as best I could...so here you go buddy!
ReplyDeleteCommunications Law - Journal of Computer, Media and Telecommunications Law
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Editorial team: Clive Davies, Simon Gallant, Rehman Noormohamed, Brian Pillans, Richard Caddell and Campbell Deane, and an editorial advisory board comprising well respected academics and practitioners.
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Hope it helps!
thx Kmaxx! that, uh, helps a lot
ReplyDelete@29: I once did a course called Media Law, which I think was probably along the same lines. I got an A for a paper about how radio open line shows are directly involved in the general dumbing down of society. It had a legal point about it, but I can't remember what it was anymore. If you can figure it out, you're welcome to use the idea though.
ReplyDelete@JT - thx. i am way passed the choosing a topic stage though, as it is due tomorrow!
ReplyDeletemy topic is a good one - blocking of internet video (Hulu, etc.) to Canadians
Hrm, If only I'd know that I could have traded Habs winning for grades when *I* was doing my masters...
ReplyDeleteTH-TO
Dou$harek likes nickelsuck. Whodafuckingthunkdat?
ReplyDeletePeaceful Vodkov feeling
ReplyDeleteI like the way Vodkov ran our sparkling powerplay,
against the sinned, in their zone
and I want the 'C' on him
in the Bell Centre tonight
with a billion Habs fans all around
'cause I get a peaceful Vodkov feeling
and I know he won't let us down
'cause I'm already hearing the Olé sound
And I found out a long time ago
what Vodkov meant to the CH soul
Ah, but he can skate and make a play
Unlike our other D he's not slow
'cause I get a peaceful Vodkov feeling
and I know he won't let us down
'cause my pants are already on the ground
I get this feeling Vodkov may be back
Sooner than later don't you know
and this voice keeps whispering
in my other ear, tells me
With a Urologist, the PP is Go Habs Go!
'cause I get a peaceful Vodkov feeling
and I know he won't let us down
'cause he's a Norris D, pound for pound
'cause I'm already fucking expecting…
to be spellbound
oooo , oooo , oooo
really well done as always moe, and that tune really sums up my feeling rght about now. just chillaxing
ReplyDeleteok, one eye on the game, one eye on my essay. don't make me turn both eyes to my essay boys
so is it the busy holiday party season that is wreaking havoc on these open threads? or just the "wake me in February" mentality?
ReplyDeleteTITS BABY!!!!
ReplyDeleteBIGTITS!
ReplyDeleteour PP is getting good. who needs Vodkov?
ReplyDeleteMust be the busy season..noone is answering...or else they have finally lost all hope
ReplyDeleteBlame Baby Jesus.
ReplyDeletebut lehab, im just GETTING hope. that can't be it. everyone is just drunk and trying to fuck the semi-attractive HR chick
ReplyDeletei have to leave now too and i don't have a life
ReplyDeleteAnother point for SuperPlexe! (on Gros Seins' goals, also assisted by GoldenShowergeron). The turtlenecked one could soon crack the fucking Top 10. Would McSplooging ensue or does he have to change his name to Matty?
ReplyDeleteCommunication law: When you lay down the law, you've gotta communicate it in a way that shows you mean business.
ReplyDeleteCase in point: Mr. T.
When he communicated shit to you, you knew his word was the law...
Hope that halped, HF29!
Your readers got your back, and I pity the fool who don't realize that ;-)
Francois Perdon looks like a clown car clown.
ReplyDeleteHF29, I'm sure you know of this guy;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.michaelgeist.ca/
One of the best at what he knows.
thanks anon, heh. that lifted my spirits big time
ReplyDeletemoe I already quoted him twice in my essay!
HF29, if you ever get a chance to catch a Geist speech/seminar, do so. He gives us an annual tech talk at work and it is SRO, followed by huge applause. The man is wired.
ReplyDeletenice dancing boys
ReplyDeletewill do moeman. caught a web speech of his once, he is a good talker
No prob, HF29. Your readers never pretended to be smart -- but we're just loyal enough to try and make you laugh in the event we can't offer a monkey scrotum's worth of legal advice.
ReplyDeleteG'luck tomorrow; maybe your prof might offer bonus points for having your own cult following!
The Mex was elbowed at least 5 times in the head on that last shift. Fucking blind ref fuckers.
ReplyDelete... and a 15th in the Tiger tree.
ReplyDelete@moe - but the Penblog says in the Bell Centre the refs let the fans ref the game!
ReplyDelete@HF29, yes and Penblog also eats its own poo (allegedly). [ HF29, is typing 'allegedly' enough to keep one from being intertube sued? ]
ReplyDelete~~~
Speaking of shit, can you smell the on-coming Gu:( diarrhoea.
30 years ago today The Clash's London Calling was released.
ReplyDeletecrap
ReplyDeleteMerde.
ReplyDeleteBeer me you Bastage!
ReplyDeletesorry moe i'm beerless
ReplyDeleteHA! i always have at least 12 beers in my house. it's the law.
instead, i offer you this excellent tribute to Joe Strummer
and your use of allegedly for sure CYA's
Thnx Hf29. Nice.
ReplyDeleteI was just listening to;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIx7k2gYT1I
greatest hidden track in the history of rock 'n roll
ReplyDeleteoh that was pathetic
ReplyDeleteummm.... excuse me mr martin....... i'm no hockey xpert or nuthin..... but how do you give up 3 2 on 1 breaks while ON the PP?
ReplyDeleteNice sightseeing by Cammalleri on that shorty. Move you legs, mole.
ReplyDeleteBig Fucking Tits from SuperPlexe!
ReplyDeleteGIDDY. FUCKING. UP.
ReplyDeletePleks to Tits is the new Gretzky to Kurri
Pleks to Tits is allegedly, the new Gretzky to Kurri.
ReplyDeleteFixed, in case wayne's many lawyers is reading this fucking blog.
'is' should be are.
ReplyDeleteSens and Bs lose to lowerlights from PHI and CotU.
ReplyDeletefirst star in the Tor-Ott game according to ESPN is one Mike Komisarek - http://espn.go.com/nhl/boxscore?gameId=291214021
ReplyDeleteof course, he had no points, so i really don't know how he's the first star
little tits never get asked to dance.
ReplyDeletewhere was the quick whistle on that one???
ReplyDeleteFUCK
WOOHOOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGoddamn this first line is carrying us
Sqeewid!
ReplyDeleteFirst line needs a name.
ReplyDeleteHow do you coach how not to take penalties?
ReplyDeletePlexxxy squishy tits?
ReplyDeletemore fucking stupid penalties
well we deserve that for these penalties
ReplyDeletedamn nice pass
ReplyDeletewell the clock guy tried
ReplyDeleteLucky win for the Sabres. Second could've but didn't win for the Habs. Fuck!
ReplyDeleteTHOSE FUCKING PENALTIES... UGH.
ReplyDeleteP.S. That`s what O`Byrne got from those boxing lessions he took over the summer? Nice try... I guess.
Laraque played 4 shifts for 2:20 TOI. Isn`t there anyone that can take his place on the fourth line and actually contribute? He has obviously become useless.
ReplyDeleteCan Markov give Gionta his miracle cure? Gomez and Sergei really need the little guy to finish for them so Lapierre could go back on the fourth line.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to say I love the picture of Laraque from that commercial in the phoyoshop.
ReplyDelete