int., Bob's office
JM: Bob, I'm having problems with D'Agostini. I need to bench him. Can you get Ryan White back up here so I can have that extra body?
Bob: Sure, no worries Jacques. You go back to coaching and being serious, I'll take care of that for you.
Bob: Now where did I put that number for the Bulldogs? Hmm. (into intercom to secretary) Rolande, get me Hamilton on the line. Brrrrrinnngg.
Guy Boucher: Hamilton here.
Bob: Guy mon ami, I need Ryan White up here pronto.
Guy: Pas de problème boss. He's on his way. I'm used to not having anyone around here anyway. BTW, will I be getting Sergei back soon?
Bob: Haha, good one. Merci Guy. (into intercom to secretary) Rolande, make me a reservation for lunch. My work here is done.
int., Bell Centre box, sometime in the first period
VP hockey operations Julien Brisebois: Good to see Ryan up here again. I have big plans for the kid.
Bob: Me too, I like him.
Julien: And you took care of that other thing, right? Sent notification to the league he's on the roster now?
Bob: Um, yeah, I did that... earlier. Yeah, earlier, that's the ticket. I made that call, sure. Spoke to, uh, what's-his-name at the league office. You know who I'm talking about. That guy? Excuse me for a sec, Julien. [leaps up, rushes out of box]
Julien: Where you going Bob?
Bob: Bathroom. I had Mexican for lunch.
...You go back to coaching and being serious...
ReplyDeleteNearly spit water all over my laptop.
This begs the question though, if Gomez was the Mexican that Bob ate, would it get his salary off the books?
Rolande? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteGG11 - That photoshop is brilliant (as always)!!
ReplyDeleteAnd while your comment cracked me up, Chenny13, I ain't touching anything involving BG eating Gomez with a 10-ft-pole...
Maybe Bob had Viggo on his mind.
ReplyDeleteTiger aunties up.
ReplyDelete@Moe
ReplyDeleteHe's so smooth that he didn't even realize that Bea Arthur is dead!
@GG, as an expert of the Blend tool you must admit that nothing suggests that it is a recent or a Photoshopped pic of Tiger and his FLA gal pals.
ReplyDeleteAlso, why is it that I now scour all posted GG pics for hidden messages? (eg. I was/am sure there's some kinda inverted message in Bob's papers).
Whilst here, there's some new gloss today ...
ReplyDeleteMarkov scrimmaged aujourd'hui et Webber is called up. CHeck those papers Bob.
ReplyDelete@Moe
ReplyDeleteThere is something on the paper but nothing too exciting given the snow, the shoveling and the 3 year old begging to go outside.
Weber in as Mara and Jaro 2 out,
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rds.ca/canadien/chroniques/287813.html
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Also, do we have a nickname for Mara?
Thnx GG, I did a flip horizontal on the pic instead of holding the 24" iMac up to the mirror.
ReplyDelete@Moe
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed. I'll make sure to make it more interesting from now on.
@GG, which is why we love this fucking blog/place/hangout.
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Whilst (still) here, apologies for a parody-less game thread yesterday kidz as I was drop dead tired after a way-too-busy day. I'll have to keep my Eight Seconds parody until the next Sens matCH-up.
Rolande?
ReplyDeleteFrench Canadian MILF?
Please let it be so.
Why are we calling up Weber when Carle and Subban seem to be outplaying him? Especially since the latter 2 are bigger... who knows.
ReplyDeleteMara's name should be either beard- or bear-related. Or both.
Great, Leafs are winning again.
ReplyDeletebtw for everyone commenting on "Rlande", there is actually a Rolande that is the assistant to the President of the Habs, which is where i got it from
sorry Boob, i think you'll be disappointed
@Ronan, so because Mara looks like a bear (cuddly?) and is a Dman, he could simply be nick'd bearD or TeDDy (although when I think of teddy, I think sexy, small, see-through, smoov, none which relate to Mara, NTTIAWWT).
ReplyDeleteMara does like to hug people...
ReplyDeleteThough now that I think about it, he bears (ha! oh me...) a striking resemblance to Yukon Cornelius (Mara for comparison)
@ronan - the resemblance is eerie!
ReplyDelete@Ronan, nice. We already have our 'own' Cornelius but Yukon, may just stick. Plus its shorter. (Man is GG gonna have fun with Ronan's link).
ReplyDeleteAlso, I type 'We' and 'our' because it just feels like family in here, plus we aren't just a bunCH of misfit boys and girls, or are we.
Weber has 6 points in 22 games.
ReplyDeleteSubban 15 in 26.
Leave PK in Hamilton. I don't need the Habs fucking him up by tossing him in for a couple of games and shattering his confidence. If we fuck someone up, I'd rather it be Swiss Miss II now that the Urologist has morphed into... uh, Swiss Miss Lite.
ReplyDelete@ kc
ReplyDeleteSwiss Miss Lite - twice the PP goals, 1/6 the cap hit!
That's why we love this place so much...it just keeps giving!...
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