Megan was very upset that those bastard Flyers won last night. So upset, she went out and got a Habs tat to show her support and inspire the Habs to a big win tonight. I'm with her; a win tonight will make us all feel better going into the Olympic break, so Go Pant(ie)s!I've still got a couple of Dogfish Head IPAs to get to (lesson NOT learned), so quickly, let's set this up. 7 PM at the Bell. On CBC, unless you're in Ottawa/Windsor/Peterborough. That is some bizarre triumvirate of Ontario cities. After the end of game activities yesterday, we expect a spirited affair. Jaro is getting the start. Vodkov, Jaro 2.0 and Mara are all game time decisions, if Stubbs' Twitter is to be believed. If one of them can't go, Subbanator will play. Dammit Jacques, find a way to get PK in anyway. He's our best fucking player right now.
OK, less talk, more Fox.
Yes, dammit Jacques, put PK in. At the very least we could be ENTERTAINED before the break?
ReplyDeleteWhatever. Go you fucking Habs GO!
Maybe if I say it in french he'll understand; Conte Chacula, P.K. Subban, ton meilleur joueur sur la glace hier soir, tabarnac.
ReplyDeleteThe way things are going maybe Gill will bang his head on a door frame and knock himself out or maybe Hamr will slip in the shower. Fingers crossed.
ReplyDeleteHungry for the Fox
ReplyDeleteDark in the city tonight the Habs are wired
Steam from PK SUBway earth is afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Megan you want me give me a sign
And catCH me breathing as I reach from behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
In touCH with the ground
I'm now pants down after you
Smell like I sound , say yes that move is allowed.
And I'm Hungry for the Fox.
Straddle me fine in disrobe and in rhyme
You're now pant(ie)s down after me.
(Your purdy) Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm Hungry for the Fox
Stalked in Philadelphia too close to hide
The Mex'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood dropping cuz tonight its a fight
You'll feel Habs heat if JM lines em' up right
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
In touCH with the ground
I'm now pants down after you
Smell like I sound , say yes that move is allowed
And I'm Hungry for the Fox.
Straddle me fine in disrobe and in rhyme
I howl and I whine your sweet titties so fine
GG's tattoo + Monroe on that arm so sublime
And I'm Hungry for the Fox.
Hungry for the Fox
Hungry for the Fox
Hungry for the Fox
Burning Flyers into the ground
Habs will beat and will pound
Hamr's on the hunt down after you
Habs game will be found and PHI's lost will be sound
Habs are hungry for you Fux
Struttin' on a new line, it's Dominic Moore time
He's on the hunt down after you
Habs are alive with Jaro tween the twine
And he's hungry for the Pux
Go Pant(ie)s!
Did someone just refer to PK as Count ChoculaÉ Lmao but I think we can come up with better. .. Infinite nickname possibilities.
ReplyDeleteJaybird, no that's Jacques Martin.
ReplyDelete@Jay
ReplyDeleteUh, no. The Count is JM.
@ jay translation of my previous post; Dear Jacques, could you wear a fuckin suit that doesn't distort the picture on my tv, sit some of those overpaid fat lazy fuck who don't deserve to wear a Habs jersey, and use some of the energetic skillful young player you have at hand. Thank you.
ReplyDeletep.s. Please forward some money to poor lawyer student so he can afford to go out for dinner on game nights.
http://tweetphoto.com/11233145
ReplyDelete@moeman: There's either an error with the picture or you posted nudity, which is a violation of TOS. I'd bet on the nudity.
ReplyDeleteI've been lulled into a near coma from the between sport coverage of the olympics. Hope the habs wake me up.
ReplyDeleteWayne looks as happy as when he was behind Phoenix bench
ReplyDelete@ Jaybird
ReplyDeleteI saw someone refer to PK as "Black [Paul] Coffey" - little bit inappropriate, but kinda cute, I guess. Habs got a shot of Black Coffey in the 3rd last night and it sure woke them up!
Try this;
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c54102/x2_ab6779
@moeman
ReplyDeleteStill nothing...
good news everyone. i have dinner plans!
ReplyDeletenext week.
Subbanator taps both Habs flags kids = nice. Spacek seems pumped.
ReplyDeleteSpacek is alive. PK IS PLAYING!
ReplyDeleteWoah, new PA guy? Olympic break for our regulars?
Boone is right about the Flyers. If somehow they went back in time and played Germany in the 1936 Olympics, with Hitler watching, you'd cheer for the Flyers, but reluctantly.
ReplyDeleteInspiring to see Jaro 2.0 out there. Same for Gorges, too, even though I know he played last game too.
ReplyDeleteLet's fuck the Flyers up!
@boob: Did you see the spat between Eklund and Boone? Somehow Eklund has made himself into an even bigger fool.
ReplyDeleteRhino... oh crap.
ReplyDelete@Kevin
ReplyDeleteNo. WHere did you see that?
crap
ReplyDelete@boob: it was all over Twitter. Started with Eklund saying this:
ReplyDeleteWOW . Mike Boone's Article. WOW. If ever the lines were blurred between professional journalist and "bloggers" > http://bit.ly/cqgEBS
And then this was the response:
http://twitter.com/#search?q=eklund
@boob: Part of the early comments on Boone's live thread. Some of the posters posted one of Eklund's tweets about Boone not being professional or some shit like that.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
@Number31:
ReplyDeleteMichel Lacroix is working the Olympics, so different PA guy filling in.
Go, you f'n Habs! Go Pant(ie)s!
Why bother booing Briere? Shouldn't we be glad we don't have his contract on our books? He's not even from the Montreal area, he's from Gatineau or Hull or some shit!
ReplyDeleteSomeone just give PK the puck and let him Bobby Orr that sucker.
ReplyDelete@KC, Briere is still pure-laine and that would give BR and the other slob on RDS a huge boner.
ReplyDeleteFuck Fuck Fuck
We need some fortuitous bounces please.
ReplyDeleteWe need to not allow them to go up 3-0. Looked like shit against the Bruins down 2-0 the other week and still won in a SO but hard to come back three goals down, ala last night.
ReplyDeleteSoobie Doo's parents are at the game. I hope he scores for them....and for us.
ReplyDeleteJESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
ReplyDeletei give up
ReplyDeleteI funkin quit. any figure skating on tonight?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck was that? All that fucking around for Pleks to roll the puck onto net? Just let the Flyers touch the puck!
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck this sucks
ReplyDeleteSubban draws a penalty and the Habs almost put it into their own empty net. Bravo!
ReplyDeleteI think the Olympic break is MUCH NEEDED.
Powe is a dirty fucking piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteCue the comeback.
ReplyDeleteYAKETY SAX HOCKEY
ReplyDeleteCAN v. SVK women's Oly hockey is exciting.
ReplyDelete1-0 CAN.
Bonus, Cassie-on-top is a good game analyst.
@moeman: I need at least seven goals in that game for some Fantasy Olympics thing I'm playing on ESPN.
ReplyDeleteWomen seated behind JM:
ReplyDelete"Look at this picture I took of him! I told you he looks like Count Chocula!"
@kc, 2-0, CAN on the PP>
ReplyDelete3-0 CAN
ReplyDeleteKeep it going, Canadian women! Feel free to pot a couple of goals, too, Jarolettes.
ReplyDeletePK on da PP
ReplyDeleteHamr!
ReplyDeleteGolazo!
ReplyDeleteMight be Gio...
ReplyDeletefinally, le but.
ReplyDeleteGo les Jarolettes!
5-0 CAN gals.
ReplyDeletePut the smallest guy in front! Woo!
ReplyDeleteWill that Can-SVK game go to 20-0?
ReplyDeleteTwo more goals, please! Three more Habs goals, please!
ReplyDeletePK! PK! PK!
ReplyDeleteOf course Benoit Brunet has to mention that they used to chant for Latendresse too... STFU!
HAMR!!!
ReplyDeleteHAMMER! WHY YOU DO DIS?!
ReplyDeleteOkay, this one's over.
ReplyDelete7-0 CAN
ReplyDeleteWell, at least some good news. Thanks for the updates, moeman.
ReplyDeleteWhy do we always make shitty goaltenders look like God?
Leighton looks like fucking Brodeur out there. It`s probably because all our finishers are on IR and the lineup consists of a bunch of passers and pluggers.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bad night for Slovakia.
ReplyDeleteProbably too much chocolate milk.
ReplyDeleteJust hoping for no injuries tonight since a win is obviously out of the Habs' reach.
ReplyDeleteAlso, where the fuck is Frolov!?
Oh lordy....... 5 seconds left too.
ReplyDeleteFUCKING SHIT.
ReplyDeleteFire Gauthier. Fire Graham Rynbend. Fire Everybody. BOOOOOOOOO.
WTF is wrong with this team? Markov better be crippled and not just resting up for the fucking Olympics.
wv: distra: Canadiens play the past two days has been dis(as)tra-ous.
That's it - I've had enough. I'm gonna go do my telecommunications assignment. Man this team sucks.
ReplyDeleteThey better not come back from this.
I literally fell asleep halfway through the second. This is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI should make some muffins.
ReplyDeleteIn my next life I want to be a speed skater.
ReplyDeleteAnd Price was already sleeping on that deayed call
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that the flyers coach looks like Eddie, the creepy guy who moved in with Chandler when Joey move out to do Days of Our Lives?
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't sleeping, he just was afraid they put it in the empty net =p
ReplyDeleteAlso Pronger had already touched it but the ref was sleeping on that.
ReplyDelete*she lives* Called it right, fight in the first sixteen seconds of the game. Fight with Mr. Moey about sixteen seconds ago. Time for a channel change and a well needed nap. This game sucks.
ReplyDeleteWhy did they give that fucking twat a penalty shot when he had shot already before he was taken down?
ReplyDelete*lied*
ReplyDeleteThey changed the rule: officials are allowed to allow a penalty shot even when the player manages to get a shot off.
wv: Maybe the Habs will also "bed-skid" through the rest of the season.
They changed the rule?! Well, refs have all the control then. Fuck the new NHL.
ReplyDeletewv: haters. HOW APPROPRIATE!
Ok I'm going on vacation for two weeks.
ReplyDelete14-0 CAN gals.
ReplyDeleteThe hell with hockey, I'm going to watch short track speed skating. Canada should challenge for a medal in that right?
ReplyDeleteFuck.
WAY too much spandex for me @ men's speed skating. No thanks.
ReplyDelete@ boob
ReplyDeleteThere's always women's hockey!
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New, from the Jacques Martin that brought you the Desharnais-Darche Powerplay, the Gill-Mara D Pairing, and the 2-Defensemen Forward Line, comes... the Bench Your Only Physical Defenseman Against the Goon Squad!
Playing a physical team like the Flyers? Got roughed up last night? The rest of your D corps small and hurting? Call now and order your very own Count von Count to bench Ryan O'Byrne! He doesn't need a defenseman who led his team in hits last night, so why would you? Just call 1-800-JMSUCKS. Act now and we'll throw in an electric line mixer, absolutely free! Guaranteed to be 30% more random than Carbo™-brand lines!
Habs suck.
ReplyDelete+1 awesome, Ronan.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, why the Gionta/Darche/Desharnais starting line forcing Rhino to be your tallest guy on the ice and your supposedly obvious fighter? Started off great there Count... Any anger/momentum from last night went out with your brains, coach.
Here is the sad but true. The team with the most French guys won last night. Philly- Gagne, Laperriere, Giroux, Briere, Boucher.
ReplyDeleteLe Canadian- LaPierre, Desharnais,Darche, Gomez. Oh, you mean Gomez isn't French. At least he had some pride. Maybe there is something to be said from a two week break with the newspapers and your neighbors commenting on your lack of hustle and pride.
Fait son mieux.
And Spacek, I think proved he is a space case- for playing with a concussion and lying to the training staff so he can play in the Olympics- Follow the bouncing puck- it's harder when your seeing double. Who will teach Powe a lesson? Guys like that keep butt ends alive. What would the Rocket have done?
@Anon: Um, Spacek isn't playing at the Olympics. The Czechs would NEVER be that desperate.
ReplyDeleteWay to head into a 3 week break. Fuck. Hamr. Worst. game. ever.
ONE, ONE WORST COACHED GAME OF THE YEAR - AH AH AH!
TWO, two European players who did not play but will likely play in the Olympics - AH AH AH (Vodkov, Big Tits)
THREE, three goals allowed due to poor defensive coverage - AH AH AH
19 games remaining. If the prediction of 89 points to make the playoffs stands true, the habs need 25 of 38 points (.657 hockey), a record of 12-6-1 would do. I think it will be either 90 or 91 points. WE'RE FUCKED
Then again, missing Squid, Chicken, Big Tits, Vodkov - what were the odds. Very low I guess.
JM's Suck-o-meter after last night;
ReplyDelete10 BR's, 10 Mc Splooge's, 10 BB's, & 10 Jack Todd's
Hate to say it but Pleks disappeared during the home and home. Oh wait, so did the rest of the team. Nevermind.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone spot the Freudian typo on HNIC during/after the second game, when they were reviewing the performance of Olympics players.
ReplyDeleteApparently "Erica Staal" is one of the canadian selections. Maybe (s0he is part of the reason for the 18-0 yesterday??
wv: grampai. Kind of the energy the habs played with last night was reminiscent of my grampai