I have no idea what this post is about. However, I enjoyed moeman's shoutout to Blue Nuit as well as BB's quip.
I just went on Videotron's webpage to judge how much a cable/internet/cell phone package would run me upon my glorious return (see you at the parade!). Holy shit. I've never actually paid for cable anywhere in the world (I depend on, uh, legal, yeah legal, downloads) but the world's fastest internet is about $25 here in Korea and my cell phone runs me under $20. Incoming calls and texts are free, too, like everywhere else in the civilized world.
And what's up with rents? A one bedroom in the nice bldg I lived in before I left costs more than the 2 bedroom I shared. Ok, it's no Toronto where my sister just relocated and is in the process of selling one of her kidneys to fund her deposit, but still.
And 2.75$ metro? Fuck you guys. You used to be cool.
At these prices the Habs better not only win the Cup, but provide nightly blowjob services. Because with this inflation rate the ladies down at SteCat and StLaurent likely only take gold cards.
With the roster as it stands this could be really interesting.
But then again who knows, by Christmas it could be Desharnais, Lapierre, LeBlanc, Cedrick Desjardins, Andre Benoit, Mathieu Carle, Frederick St. Denis, Olivier Fortier ....
Habs just signed Alexandre Picard (according to HI/O, anyway - no confirmation from canadiens.com or TSN). Anyone else hoping he wears the C this fall? Who knows, maybe JM is a closet trekkie, he does sort of look like Spock...
I miss the original Bleu Nuit.
ReplyDeleteThe bilious Bergy and buffoonish Bleuet pounding eaCH other is gonna be anti-climaxial despite the CHambre.
Time to rename the post-game show L'Histoire d'OH!
Scoreless tie, lots of injuries...
ReplyDeleteHow I like Laff- bRuin games
There will be blood!
ReplyDeleteFucking Tremblay I hate that cocksucker with every fiber of my being
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what this post is about. However, I enjoyed moeman's shoutout to Blue Nuit as well as BB's quip.
ReplyDeleteI just went on Videotron's webpage to judge how much a cable/internet/cell phone package would run me upon my glorious return (see you at the parade!). Holy shit. I've never actually paid for cable anywhere in the world (I depend on, uh, legal, yeah legal, downloads) but the world's fastest internet is about $25 here in Korea and my cell phone runs me under $20. Incoming calls and texts are free, too, like everywhere else in the civilized world.
And what's up with rents? A one bedroom in the nice bldg I lived in before I left costs more than the 2 bedroom I shared. Ok, it's no Toronto where my sister just relocated and is in the process of selling one of her kidneys to fund her deposit, but still.
And 2.75$ metro? Fuck you guys. You used to be cool.
At these prices the Habs better not only win the Cup, but provide nightly blowjob services. Because with this inflation rate the ladies down at SteCat and StLaurent likely only take gold cards.
Seriously, Montreal. Be cool.
You! Be cool.
Venredi Saint... every game.
ReplyDeleteWith the roster as it stands
this could be really interesting.
But then again who knows, by Christmas it could be Desharnais, Lapierre, LeBlanc, Cedrick Desjardins, Andre Benoit, Mathieu Carle, Frederick St. Denis, Olivier Fortier ....
WV= fustsac
Isn't this just a fustsac.
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ReplyDeleteHabs just signed Alexandre Picard (according to HI/O, anyway - no confirmation from canadiens.com or TSN). Anyone else hoping he wears the C this fall? Who knows, maybe JM is a closet trekkie, he does sort of look like Spock...
ReplyDeleteAlex Picard, meet Panger's trunk. Just getting you comfy and acquainted before the season starts.
ReplyDeleteSad that language is such a big deal even for hockey players. :(
ReplyDeletehttp://www.montrealgazette.com/life/Markov+should+learn+some+French/3348259/story.html
As long as they play hockey well why should it matter what they speak?