Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Winding our way down on Brière Street ~ Game Preview



Stuck in the middle with goons ~ tsn says hostilities are renewed at 7pm, rds has a picture of colin campbell and mcsplooge's buddy pronger but we know that Giroux and Brière will be mentioned all fucking night long on the FrenCH CHannel

TKO'd ~ Canadian citizen Vodkov is down, Picard in, latest PHI rat Carcillo is out

Down for the Count CHokula ~ Let's go Lars, jab, punCH, uppercut, lead with your CHin, break out that first goal

Hot peppers on that CHeese steak ~ PHI is 9-0-1 (12-4-2 for the season)

Still full of angry CHicken wings ~ Our Habs are 7-3-0 (11-5-1 for the season)

In this corner ~ Movembered TFS™ is a star and PleXXXe is well, PleXXXe!!!

In that corner ~ Иван Драго Bobrovsky

Should be a good fucking tilt.

Gonna Fly Now and buy me The Beatles Box Set on iTunes.

In the meanwhile, pop in that Gerry Rafferty 8-track or download the Foo Fighters cover and singalong.

~ ~ ~

Winding our way down on Brière Street
Stick in the head, grovel at Collie's feet
Well another crazy play, you smirk the game away
and forget about everything

This city's fandom makes you feel so bold
It's got so many nutjobs and it's got no soul
And it's taken you so long to find out you were wrong
When you thought the PHucking PHlyers had everything

You used to think that it was so ea$y
You as a Hab still makes me feel queasy
But you're tryin', you're flying' low
Another Cupless year for you and we will be happy
Just one more year because your Gmen are still crappy
But you're cryin', you're cryin' now

Way down the ice there's no red light in TFS™'s place
He closes the door, he's got that kid look on his face
And he asks you "where have you been?"
You tell him you spent time in the sin bin
and you talk about creamy CHeese cupcakes

TFS™'s got this dream about being in CH Pants!
He's gave up the BOOze and the one night stands
And now he's settled down, Jaro's in some quiet St. Loo town
Habs fans finally forget about everything

But you know the Habs'll always keep movin'
You know the Habs' are never gonna stop groovin'
Cause they're rollin', they're a rollin' on

And when we wake up it's a new TMS morning
The blog is shining, it's a post meth morning
But you're going, you're going down

Go You Fucking Habs!

150 comments:

  1. TFS gave up the booze and the one night stands, thats profound, well done sir.

    GYFH especially Lego, your wife is watching and she hates herring and does not want to go back to Denmark.

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  2. Fuck I love that Foo cover!

    Inspired work both moe and GG.

    Man Big Bird beat the shit out of the Hammer. i love that vid

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  3. There is something to prove here tonight. Kick some Phucking Philadelphia ass.

    GYFHG!!!!!

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  4. I hope we beat the shit out of those PHuckers...

    How the fuck can we be guest posters on this awesome blog? Free meth for all FHFers? Let me know, cause I know people that know people...

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  5. It's been pretty easy to be cool so far this season but.... ooooohhh I wanna "W" so badly against these tards, it hurts.

    GYFHG!

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  6. will have to soundproof the tv room for all the cursin', yellin', swearin', bitchin' @ pronger tonight.

    vw; subdoo-not tonight

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  7. Vodkov out until the playoffs.

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  8. moe you going by that Team 990 report? i don't trust those fuckers

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  9. 29, yeah heard it on the iDrinkheavilyTeamRadio iPhone app.

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  10. Excellent post all around moe and GG.

    I'd just like to point out that Minnie has a guy on their team named Clutterbuck. I would like him to become a Hab immediately. There's also one named Stoner now that I'm looking. Fantasitc.

    Phuck I phucking hate those philthy phlyers soooooooo much. It's going to be a tough one, they've outscored their opponents by something like two dozen goals on their current winning streak. I have faith, though. Blind, numbing faith. And whiskey if it that faith fails me.

    GYFHG!!

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  11. remember last season hgow everyone was goign on about the 10 game winning streak of the Capitals and everyone predicted they would easily win their 11th to break all records when we played them.

    Well I expect the exact same thing tonight BUT MUCH MORE SATISFYING!!!

    Die you PHuckin PHlyers

    (Wish my font coudl reflect my intensity better)

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  12. What bea.habs.fan said.

    GYFHG!!!

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  13. shouldn't Flyers posts automatically receive 'a history of evil' tag?

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  14. If I don't get the song Baker Street out of my head I may need that meth for medicinal purposes.

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  15. Okay, I'll admit. The PHlyers scare me. And I'm not just talking about their looks.

    Still, I believe in our Habs. They ALWAYS step it up against quality opponents.

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  16. GYFH!!!!

    @Orangeman, I love Cal Clutterbuck. Funny thing is my brother's NHL11 Habs team has him on it and he has no idea how.

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  17. @31 an omen?

    I want to see the players come on rather than PH and BB yammering away.

    show us the Habs stupid RDS

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  18. @bea,

    We're in the process of switching to Bell. I can't wait, TSN here I come. The less of RDS the better, just hearing it in the house makes my other half go mental.

    GYFHG!!!!

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  19. max stop with the fucking penalties already

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  20. @Moey
    I thought that only 24 more games are goign to be on TSN via Bell.

    you'll get to watch the Habs off-ice.
    you'll be able to give us all the latest gossip about whether Habs players have oven mitts !!!!


    WV this will ba a very intse game

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  21. Why do crappy Philly goalies always play wonderfully against the Habs? Could be some greaseball from the streets (ie last playoffs) and it's like Roy's in there.

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  22. Time for the 20th PP in the league!

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  23. @bea,

    24 games less on RDS, I'll take it. I'm already with Bell mobility, I think that app is available Nov. 27th, I'll keep you posted on the oven mitt situation.

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  24. EAT IT PRONGER, YOU MOUTH BREATHING CHEAP SHOT DIPSHIT!

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  25. ahahahaha Pronger fucks up.
    a 5-3
    hopefully Cammy doesn't fuck it for us
    again

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  26. Winding a shot from Cammi's stick!

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  27. PP's mooooooovin on up
    mooooooooovin on up
    To a deeeeeluxe apartment in the sky-hi-hi!

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  28. I think I blended two songs there, perhaps making one up. But the point remains.

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  29. @31: Re:Clutterbuck. Do you like him as a player or just the name? I have no idea who he is, I just heard his name off-hand in highlights the other day and want him on the team. Is he, like, good or something?

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  30. Press 3, Laffs 0. Still in the 1st. Bwa ha ha.

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  31. great.
    RDS guys basically cursing the Habs by goign on and on and on about overtaxing remaining players and therfore getting injured

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  32. iRiRi, autocorrect doesn't tap 'publish your comment'. Admit it, you had a double-down for dinner.

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  33. A Leaf fan friend of mine was going on before the game about how Tronna was going to trounce them. Not even in a "We're going to get out of this hole!" kind of way, just full on cockiness. What alternate universe do Leaf fans live in?

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  34. Moen's 'stache is getting close to porntastic

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  35. Nice 'A' on Squid's jersey. Great CHoice.

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  36. Last game at the glass, this game cleaning ink out of the corduroy sofa... with vodka. Blot one, swig two.

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  37. @moe - Ha! I wish. Didn't ya hear? The Double Down is no more. It's died and gone to the same place they hide the McRib.

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  38. The more I watch that Markov injury the more I see Staal pre-marking his knee pre-collision. Game was out of reach Canes were throwing cheap shots everywhere and now our best defensemans career is probably over. How many time can you regraft a bone to a knee? Im hearing 9-12 months at best.

    Not the first time those Canes have done long term damage to the Habs either in an out of reach game. See Justin Williams intentionally taking an eye out of Saku Koivu to win the Stanley Cup four years ago. I hate Eric Staal and his asshole fuckey rosey cheeks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g08jrGR-k1o

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  39. Slippery fingers vs. Sticky fingers!

    @GG, we use to use vodka (at all-inclusive beach vacays) to lighten our hair. It worked but one smells like a drunk. Did I mention it worked?

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  40. @HF29 That was Moen? I thought it was John C. Holmes although Moen couldn't score at the Bunny Ranch!
    wv I think the PHlyers are coming undin.

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  41. yeah another pp

    could we improve on our stats.
    please, pretty please

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  42. Careful with the merchandise, PK!

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  43. @moeman
    isn't vodka in your hair to lighten it a waste of vodka?

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  44. @bea, the all-inclusive included all booze starting at 11am. The dolphins really loved us.

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  45. More Philthy play by the Phlyers. Dirty Phucks.

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  46. yeah?
    another pp?

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  47. @moeman
    wow
    I know quite a few ex-colleagues that would love that. (and if I'm honest, a few friends)
    does anyone offer that anymore?

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  48. Don't know bea. It was a timeshare in Acapulco.

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  49. Price is stellar

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  50. terrible goal. I'll take it!!! PleXXXe!

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  51. Big Kill, even bigger GOOOOOOOAAALL!

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  52. @bea: My boss just got back from an all-inclusive dealie and mentioned free booze (not sure about time of day) and I know several lushes...I mean friends...who have taken advantage as well. They are alive and well.

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  53. The free booze all-inclusives I mean. My friends? Alive, but not well.

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  54. i did all-inclusive with booze in Cuba. my head still has painful flashbacks

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  55. every time one of our D goes near the boards i get nervous

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  56. @29 nervous from painful flashes or withdrawal form all inclusives?

    I'd be afraid to go to one of those and discover the beachbum who does not wash ever in me

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  57. You know what I never get tired of hearing? "OHH BEL ARRET DE PRICE".

    Ever.

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  58. Home Leaf Advantage(As usual):

    What a joke.

    Nashville holding - 2 min 3:32, F. Bouillon
    Nashville slashing - 2 min 5:17, R. Suter
    Nashville puck over glass - 2 min 5:36, K. Klein
    Nashville hooking - 2 min 7:09, R. Suter
    Nashville interference with goaltender - 2 min 13:12, P. Hornqvist
    Nashville hooking - 2 min 16:28, J. Ward

    6:22, Kris Versteeg 3 (power play) (Phil Kessel, Nazem Kadri)
    Toronto 7:21, Kris Versteeg 4 (power play) (Clarke MacArthur, Tomas Kaberle)
    Toronto 14:21, Mikhail Grabovski 4 (power play) (Clarke MacArthur, Tomas Kaberle)
    Toronto 16:44, Nikolai Kulemin 5 (power play) (Clarke MacArthur, Mikhail Grabovski)

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  59. Can I take this opportunity to tell irregular French verbs to go fuck themselves? The rules don't mean a thing if they don't apply to the verbs you use 85% of the time! I can take the high taxes, the rude service, the weather and the lack of jobs. But I will not stand for avoir=irai. J'irai shove it up your ass is what j'irai.

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  60. @bea,

    I've got one coming up in Feb, in Mexico and it's a wedding to boot. I'm getting head spins and dry heaves just thinking about it.

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  61. @Moey - mine was a wedding too. be afraid. be very afraid

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  62. @0-man;

    http://www.leconjugueur.com/

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  63. I haven't done the all-inclusive, but I have travelled extensive through south-east Asia. The booze is so cheap they practically pay you to drink it. One night in Manila I got some Filipino Rum at the 7/11 for a dollar or something and thought I came upon a cat hunting a mouse. On closer inspection I found it to be a rat hunting a cockroach. The man with the machine gun ordered me to move along.

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  64. Jaybird forgot to mention the refs have found no fault in the leaf, yet. Sure.

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  65. @Orangeman
    I like both his name and his game. He's a bit of an idiot sometimes, but I guess he's a powerforward. I see a bit of him in Pacioretty actually. (Just a bit, but Patches probably shouldn't fight). Anyway, his latest highlight was taking out two guys with one hit and then tiping in a goal all in one play. It was awesome.

    WOO GYFH!

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  66. @ O-man:

    Isn't irai the past something-or-other of the verb Aller, not Avoir? Not that I want to seem like a grammar Nazi...

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  67. Thanks moe. Actually, I know all this stuff and if I sit down and have a few minutes I can do it, but in the real world I just get flustered. I get so hung up on the exceptions that I end up screwing everything up.

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  68. As someone who went to French elementary AND high school (even though we spoke English at home, don't ask), I'm proud to say I forgot all of those rules the minute I graduated.

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  69. @29, I've done them before, but never a wedding. That local moonshine they call liquor is a killer but tastes awesome in the hot sun with ice, salt & lime. By the end of the week if someone had tossed a match my way I'd still be ablaze. Oy.

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  70. Yes, it's aller, not avoir. Irai is the future of aller. See, I got confused again. J'aurai is the future avoir. Sorry, I'm pretty good with past and present and I'm reviewing future tonight so I can move the conversation along with the cashier at Provigo tomorrow.

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  71. More philthy play from the phlyers.

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  72. forearm to the head is not a penalty apparently

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  73. Jesus, the hit was bad but then he bangs his head on the ice on the way down. Ouch.

    Phucking philthy phlyers.

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  74. Mulder?? Why didn't they call RDS out onto the ice??

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  75. Wow, you guys weren't kidding. 6 penalties to the Preds to none for the Laffs. Guess the refs got the memo from head office in , uh, Toronto.

    And another unbelievable dirty hit right at centre ice with the ref looking right at it. Thought they were cracking down on head shots? haha, just kidding. You go play phlyers, you silly gooses.

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  76. Now let's watch Yappiere do his thing.

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  77. Well, at least he stood up to the thugs.

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  78. This game is a real throw back to the 70s with the flying Habs and the thuggish Phlyers. We just need Bobby Clarke to run onto the ice and hack at Gionta's ankle and then go after Plexxx with the blade of his skate.

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  79. Mooooooovin on up
    mooooooooovin on up
    to the Eastside (standings)!

    They have to have cracked the teens for the PP now, right?

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  80. 0-man, click on the 'good fucking tilt' link in the game preview.

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  81. wow
    WE ARE ON FIRE

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  82. I'd like us to score a couple more but in typical Flyer fashion when the game is out of reach the real goonery begins. We don't need any more casualties.

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  83. @moe: nice. I don't condone fighting, but...niiiice.

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  84. Aaaaaaaaaand here comes the goonery.

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  85. Don't forget, these kids play each other again in a week. The philthy phlyers know this. They also know MTL and WSH are their competition in the East. Those elbows and cheapshots aren't accidental.

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  86. stupid penalties will cost us eventually

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  87. and now the parade to the box

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  88. THEY'RE gooning it up and WE'RE getting called. Seems about right.

    PHUCKERS.

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  89. How long was Subban gonna have to drag that PHlyer on his back?!

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  90. What fucking goons. They're going right after PFK, too. What fucking goonery. They don't care about penalties now, they know they can't match MTL. They just want to injure and goon. Fucking assholes.

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  91. How the hell does PFK get a penalty out of that? Unbelievable evening up by the refs. This is why goonery is still alive and well in the NHL.

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  92. What's's that about a fight? PFK got into a fight? (Sorry, at work so I'm reading these comments to follow up on the game)

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  93. and this is why habs fans all over HATE the fraking Flyers
    those guys needs their ride to the airport to be firebombed with them in it

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  94. @FT - no fight. he has been in the middle of things, but no glove dropping. the only guy who really dropped gloves tonight was mad max. yet he managed not to throw a punch

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  95. how much gooning can one team goon?

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  96. Just wait for the end of game. Hopefully Chocula will keep the valuable players (ie PFK) off the ice for the last minute. Not worth it.

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  97. notice how this game is now taking forever because of the assholery?
    I'm all fo rmore hockey but his is ridiculous

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  98. If a team goons and no ref is there to call it, does it goon at all?

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  99. YEAH
    another W
    anothe shut-out

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  100. that was a very phucking satisfying W

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  101. Ooh, sweet satisfying victory!!

    AND a bonus shutout!

    P.S. Fuck off, Philly.

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  102. phuck you you big phunkin pronger phuck

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  103. You mean "how. Much goon would a goony goon goon if a goony goon could goon goons?

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  104. Price is really making me forget about that other guy.

    Never have I felt such confidence and pride in this team. Pride is probably a bit much seeing as I haven't done anything, I just mean they are doing the franchise proud.

    My point is, I have never had this feeling that we could beat anyone and deserved the wins as much as these past couple of weeks.

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  105. Stuck in the middle with goons.

    Nice win Habs. Keep er' rollin'.

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  106. Apparently, they had to go pry the puck from Pronger's hands to give it to Price. I wish I was kidding. Such. A. Dick.

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  107. Let's play spot the reference! :

    - Are you goon enough?
    - Can you goon it, sucka?
    - The Goondock Saints
    - The Goon, the Hab and the Leafy

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  108. Don't forget, this Philly team scored 18 goals in their last 3 games coming into tonight, too. Phuck 'em.

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  109. on l'antiCH, bergie loves pronger. phuck him, phuck pronger

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  110. lets savour this and not think about the phuking goonery of next week when they meet again.
    I fear that it's goign to get dirty and low and it wont be for iriri -fives

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  111. Hey ti-cul, whaddaya think about this Pronger guy?

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  112. point 1: yay Habs! yay Carey! yay etc. so cool.

    point 2: FHFers impress on so many levels. After following the 3rd period on the daughter's iThingy while making dinner, I am also impressed with your eyesight and finger agility. Bring on the iPad & bifocals!

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  113. @ ibillthingy101

    phuck pronger

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  114. @31: 31さん は 日本ご を はなしますか。

    Man. Did Pronger really make off with that puck? What an ass. Also, anyone think any of the elbows deserve suspe... owait, C. Campbell is still in charge, right?

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  115. and my friends, this is why phlyers sucks (and phuck pronger by the way);

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck
    _daddy/post/Flyers-fans-declare-Justin-Bieber-owns-Jersey-Fo?urn=nhl-286363

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  116. @ezzeloharr
    Yup, a bit. Also used to translate anime like a young pirate. YARR! My kanji sucks though. If I dug out my schoolbooks I could probably re-learn what I knew pretty quickly.

    Gionta had to get the puck from Pronger, which Price threw into the crowd anyway. Also, CRY MOAR RICHARDS! Funny how the rookie he's bitching about has class x100 compared to that whiny prick. Actually checking the Habs post-game interviews are nothing but class, politely tipping their hats to those goons. Richards and Hartnell? Ouiiiiiiiiiin!

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