Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Shlemiel, shlemazal... I'm moving to Milwaukee!

I've got my pills and my bowling ball and I'm taking a road trip!
Aufiderzein Habs.

Go, uh, Admirals!

20 comments:

  1. Wut.

    Also, seems Habs have traded Wiz's rights. My Twitter feed showed that @Eklund broke the trade. How is this possible?

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  2. 7th for Wiz. Hank Z was a 7th round pick. Just need to get the Wings' Euro scouts too.

    Late, but the Hall can fuck off after fucking Burns over. They're too embarrassed to give it to him this year. Will wait for next and hope we've forgotten their 'fuck you'.

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  3. @29
    Pack your hair gel and let's get going. If we leave before 5 we can get there for Kirk's first training camp interview which will be shown on basic cable around 5 am right after the shopping channel special on how to remove lint from your dryer.

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  4. Wasn't Big Rosie Greenbaum married to a rich doctor?

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  5. @Moe
    Pronounced Greenbowwwwwwm.

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  6. Good one Defazio11.

    Also, SwissMiss2 signed, 2yrs/$1.7M.

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  7. (to the tune os 'no sugar tonight')

    woozy feeling
    deep inside
    watch the Goat let
    everybody slide
    we got PFK
    and the Franchise Saviour(TM)
    but apart from them two
    we ain't got a prayer!

    no CHicken no wiz in the offing
    no hamr no kirk in my team
    hope Goat sure knows what he's doin
    next season's good as vodkov's knee

    die die broons die! now! now! now!
    die die broons die! now! now! now!

    Montreal cops will
    do their thing
    confiscating
    chara's stanley ring
    PatCHes smiling
    on his twitter feed
    but can he still be
    the forward we need?

    put CHicken and pyatt in the coffin
    no Boucher no Kirk on my team
    hope Goat sure knows what he's doin
    next season's as good as vodkov's knee
    die die broons die! now! now! now!
    die die broons die! now! now! now!

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  8. LeCh is realy Burton Cummings

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  9. WTF is going on...?

    Wiz' rights for a 7th and if he signs a 5th? Not much... does Goat think he'll be too $?

    Hamr gone, no worries, I'd rather have Wiz, go after Stamkos and cut a deal at just about any price, with someone to lose the Mexicant.

    But I don't work here I just play I guy who works here on TV.

    is Richards still available?

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  10. Mr. n., mike richards is a sick fuck.

    Brad, a well spoken East coast lad with a nice FrenCH is out there but methinks not in The Goat's sights.

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  11. Who cares about #JagrWatch... we got our own #68! SWISS MISTER!!!

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  12. @moeman, Brad of course. I think he was still available as of today...

    If there is one aspect (aside from the psychosis I sometimes display but which is now camouflage.. errr, obliterated by Steve's presence) of Mr. n that is surely evident to all regulars it is my unwavering hatred for all things PHucktard

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  13. Confused.

    Rangers to buy out Drury's contract, yet it was reported last week he was injured with a degenerate condition in his knees and they weren't allowed to buy him out. Did Dr Recchi get to the bottom of this or what?

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  14. I live in Milwaukee, so I was kind of excited to hear about Muller being the new head coach of the Admirals. I tried, but failed, to go to an Admirals-Bulldogs game last year, but now I have even more reason to get to one.

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  15. LeBuuuuut said...

    I live in Milwaukee


    *stunned silence*

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  16. Wow, a cheesehead Habs fan.

    Who knew?

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  17. i never really comment on here, but i'm a habs fan who lives in milwaukee. my girlfriend and i try to watch every game, one way or another. if you're looking for a habs watching contingent, we can hook you up.

    not sure if you play hockey yourself, but i'm pretty plugged into that scene around here too. we're even planning to go to badgers games to see habs prospects (ex. kristo on und, etc.)

    if you'd like my email, let me know. welcome to the dirty mil!

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