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| I was going to use the "face smashed into a stanchion by a gorilla" pic, but wanted something happier |
Tonight, at 7:30 on RDS, PatCHes returns to the Bell Centre ice for his first game since the, uh, the you know what. I will admit it, I may get weepy when I see him. It's the dust. Fuck the NHL and fuck the Shaved Gorilla. This will be a happy ending.
GYFHG!
ReplyDeleteTonight’s lineup:
ReplyDeleteBudaj, Robert Mayer
Beaulieu, Gorges, Alex Henry, Spacek, Frederic St. Denis, Subban
Alexander Avtsin, Hunter Bishop, Darche, Desharnais, Philip DeSimone, Gabriel Dumont, Andreas Engqvist, Gallagher, Gionta, Moen, Pacioretty, Aaron Palushaj
juce/iRiRi, the puck drops at 7:30.
I love happy endings! Especially at the local massage parlor.
ReplyDeletemaybe I should have mentioned that Gorges is also coming back from an injury? whatevs
ReplyDeletewho is "Philip DeSimone"? sounds made up. or a classy porn name
@moeman, noted with thanks.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Patches! PFK should be entertaining as always. Especially looking forward to Sun & Mon.
FUCK THE SHAVED GORILLA and all his cronies!
U R welcome juce.
ReplyDelete29, Philip DeSimone is a friend of PatCHes and any friend of PatCHes deserves a tryout, unless he's a shaved ape, don cherry or phil kessel.
I was tipped off that 29 was in D.C. today to photo op with Obama . 29 stood to the US Prez's right.
ReplyDeletei was looking good today too, Obasshole
ReplyDeletecute blonde in the back row second from right. we hooked up
"cute blonde in the back row second from right" is smiling cuz she hooked up with O and suggested he have FHFun with 29. Also, too, she has a nice pearl necklace.
ReplyDeleteAs of about 6:50 Buffalo was stuck at the border, hope they make it in time what all the damn construction.
ReplyDeleteAh, TSN, leading your 'That's Hockey' with the fuckfaced shaved ape stanCHioning PatCHes video clip (will it ever get old for these fucks?).
ReplyDeleteBonus, Jon Loo, the man with two names that lead one to the crapper to take a healthy shit, yips and yarns yellow jouranimalism.
TSN "because of that hit the NHL has responded'. Really, the NHL called it a 'hockey play', same fucking words earlier mouth-breathed by tainted Stanley Cup winner Shaved Ape.
Bettman says it is his 'honour' to present the shaved ape the Cup.
Congrats (I think?!) to the original Swiss Mister on becoming the Isles Captain.
ReplyDeleteShaved Gorilla is just aping what NHL (aka Buttface)claimed to stay on his good side for next time he commits assault and they can use the same logic.
ReplyDelete@juce, a possibility but the complicit collie is (supposedly) gone and Shanahan (who wanted to be a Hab) might, or should I say MIGHT have some level of integrity collie, never, ever had. Time will tell but methinks a player needs to die on the ice for the NHL HQ fucks to find their balls.
ReplyDeleteRead somewhere that the Sabres are dressing 15 NHLers tonight. It's like I can hear the boos already.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
Hey Marc Denis, get a tan or some darker makeup, as you look whiter than don cherry on one of his crazyassfuckedup xenophobe rants.
ReplyDeletePatCHes is on the ice!
ReplyDeleteGo fuck yourself Zdenoballs.
@moeman, absolutely right.
ReplyDeleteHowever, do I remember correctly that Shanahan consulted with Brian Burke before making a decision on a play after Collie stepped down? Burke supposedly holds bias towards 1 of the teams involve. I could be very wrong.
@juce, the only thing I respect the truculent and belligerent burke for is keeping his leaf out of the playoffs and shining the light on the futility of the execrable leaf.
ReplyDeleteme, Bammerz and pearl necklace were busy, had to miss patCHes debut
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
moeman is in excellent form already. He doesn't need training camp or pre-season games to chew up and spit out leaf loving TSN, CBC, Blowjob Burke, RDS separatistes and last but not least the excracable, disgusting boston lowlifers. GYFMoemanG!!
ReplyDeleteGo Nathan Beaulieu Go!!
But hurry back, we need you!
Nice 3some 29. If you crossed swords, hope it was good for all.
ReplyDelete~~~
Speaking of scoring, weren't the Habs down by two touchdowns at this point last night?
Sorry, that should be "execrable".
ReplyDeleteIt was right in front of me.
@ the M., it is in my DNA (DoNotAccept) to rip biased fucks, be it PfuckDaddy, gotoHeklund, blue-balled BR buddied bloviators and all the CotU kleenexless masturbators.
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeletecrap!
ReplyDeleteAre we losing again? Crap don't make me open the BBQ chips.
ReplyDelete@Moey, open the BBQ'd Chips and/or the dip/sour cream/guacamole!
ReplyDeleteAdd a beer.
So far better than last night. Patches is just warming up.
ReplyDeletemoe,
ReplyDeleteI had out of town guests on the weekend and I fulfilled all of my junk food fantasies. It was shameful. I'm trying to behave. However I am sipping on a lovely unoaked Chardonnay at the moment. It's having the desired effect, RDS is not bothering me in the least.
@Moey, like you I am CHardonnaying but no unoaked for me. Need a bit of wood in my wine (or is that whine?)
ReplyDeleteTonight is a new find, a good weekday wine, a Los Arboles Chardonnay Mendoza Argentina 2007.
moe,
ReplyDeleteMine is Prospect Winery - Townsend Jack (Okanagan Valley).
Merci Moey.
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure moe.
ReplyDeleteOnly two pre-season games in and I'm already wondering if we're ever gonna score another goal. Some things never change. *sigh*
The D needs Vodkov's pass from outside their blue line and for some reason pFK is way too quiet ce soir.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, guacamole.
ReplyDeletePatCHes is looking great out there. Good to see.
PFK!!!
ReplyDelete... no sooner ... !!!
ReplyDeletePFK!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! Nice one moe! He heard you.
ReplyDeleteAgRi iRiRi, PatCHes is really putting his bod out there.
ReplyDeleteWhilst here, fuck you chars you fuckfaced shaved ape.
chars = chara
ReplyDeletenew boards working great...
ReplyDeleteMan, can the angles on CHocula's suit shoulder's be any sharper?
ReplyDeleteI like this Beaulieu kid. Nice pass to PFK.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I'll echo moeman: fuck you Chara you giant shithead. You knew exactly what you were doing. Also, fuck you too Lucic, Ratface, Horton, Julien and the rest of those beantown bullies.
Bishop is down.
ReplyDeleteBishop is up. I love CHess!
ReplyDeleteAgree with the M. the Rook Beaulieu is looking good.
chess = chest
ReplyDelete~~~
Fuck!
Not worried in the least. A good game.
ReplyDeleteGood game, Liking Beaulieu and Sir Galahad.
ReplyDeleteOur babies were great. Gallagher and Beaulieu, Engqvist is like another defenseman, Dumont was his usual heat-seaking missile, Palushaj played better than last night, DeSimone needs a contract.
ReplyDeleteApparently Patches can only draw a penalty when he's nearly paralyzed.
Lindy Ruff's an ass. JMart isn't compared to him.
So glad Habs didn't draft that slow goof Kassian.
Pouliot's number in Boston is 67. Fuck you Chara.