The fact that ass-faced Rod Stewart managed to score this hottie is further reason to hate Rod Stewart. As if we needed another reason, Mr. Ass-face.The L.A. Kings probably won't make the playoffs (again) this year, but the Staples Centre just became a more attractive place to visit. Jarret Stoll, late of the Edmonton Oilers, popped the question to the uber-hot, milf-tastic Rachel Hunter - Milf Hunter, if you will. FYI, LA visits the Habs on January 31.
No word on whether Milf Hunter demanded the trade out of the great white north a la Mrs. Pronger, which apparently would make her a bitch - but I've been to Edmonton, and I'm certainly not going to question such a request. And our condolences to the men of Edmonton. It's not like they can do without Milf Hunter - the girls there mostly* look like they fell out of the top branch of the ugly tree and hit a few twigs on the way down before landing face first on pavement. (Just kidding - don't worry, we'll be hammering on Calgary shortly, so don't you worry, Oilers fans.)
No word on whether Milf Hunter demanded the trade out of the great white north a la Mrs. Pronger, which apparently would make her a bitch - but I've been to Edmonton, and I'm certainly not going to question such a request. And our condolences to the men of Edmonton. It's not like they can do without Milf Hunter - the girls there mostly* look like they fell out of the top branch of the ugly tree and hit a few twigs on the way down before landing face first on pavement. (Just kidding - don't worry, we'll be hammering on Calgary shortly, so don't you worry, Oilers fans.)
(*For the purposes of saving my marriage, Mrs. Panger is specifically excepted, of course. But she lives in Calgary now so it doesn't count.)
6 comments:
your photo selection brings a tear to my eye. and movement in my pants.
We need a new goalsong. Vertigo just ain't cutting it, Coldplay sucks, and I blame our lack of a Stanley Cup last season solely on whoever plays the goal song.
So let's see a post with your options. I'm sure you guys could do better than what we have at the moment.
Hell, the Insane Clown Posse probably could, and they were voted worst band of all time.
I would do anything for Rachel Hunter except buy Mike Ribiero a beer.
Rod Stewart is so old and creepy, no wonder she went with a younger man.
Rachel Hunter make my penis touch my pads. Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.
1) The fact that she was with/married to male-skank Rod Stewart would make us require Rachel to get a battery of tests done before we'd place our faux-member into that!
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