If you can't understand something, know that we can barely remember who anyone is either.
29's Mom - see Hot.
*cough cash crab cough* - The 100th Anniversary celebrations. Systematically destroying this team game by barber pole jersey game.
Big Tits - Andrei Kostitsyn. Look at the middle letters of his name. Younger brother Sergei used to be "Little Tits". If you haven't figured it out yet, you're a Leafs fan.
BGL - Big Georges Laraque. Admittedly named as such long before he got to Montreal. His family is from Haiti, so help him and his fellow Haitians out by donating to the Red Cross Haiti Earthquake Fund, or a charity of your choice. ADDENDUM: Buh bye, BGL.
BR - recently "retired" Bertrand Raymond. He will be missed. By somebody. Not us. The preferred unit of measurement at FHF.
Le CHeeze Whiz - James CHeeze Whizniewski
cockroaCH - Illustrated.
Competence - the new truculence
GYFH(G) - Go You Fucking Habs (Go). Self-explanatory.
GMC - Giant Mexican Chicken, i.e. the Habs second line of Gionta-Gomez-Pouliot. Coined by Panger in a feat of inspiration
GMS - Giant Mexican Squid, i.e. Gionta-Gomez-Cammalleri. GMS has a way with the ladies
The Goat - Canadiens new GM Pierre Gauthier. Lap dance to commentor moeman for coining that one.
Ke$$elTracker™-HNIC device that tracks the play and most importantly non-play of leaf Phil Kessel. Makes funny be poop noise.
Lego - Lars Eller. So named due to their shared Danish heritage.
The Little Fuckity-Fuck - Mike Ribeiro. Made famous in a Habsfan10 epic rant
McSplooge - TSN's Pierre Maguire. Can also be used as a verb, as in the phrase "Pee-air McSplooged all over tonight's MONSTER"
Panger's trunk - the location of as many useless underperforming French Canadian defensemen as we can fit in there. And save some room for Hamr.
Pants - Used to sign off a letter or a comment, as in "yours truly." A term of endearment. Evolved into "Go Pants", the FHF rallying cry. In the original British, "pants" actually means complete bollocks, or crap. This explanation is very complicated and makes little sense, just like the originator of the term on FHF, Jeff in Hong Kong. ADDENDUM: sometimes typed Pants!
PFK - P.K. Fucking Subban. The abbreviation is a little off thanks to Colonel Sanders or something. Who knows how these memes get started around here. UPDATE - see the comments for more info.
PleXXXe - Tomas Plekanec, the turtlenecked, turbo terror that turns us on like all things triple X. Also see; sausage pass.
TFS™ - The Franchise Saviour, aka Carey Price. At least he's playing like it again. Sort of. Barely. ADDENDUM: 2010/11/16, NHL's #1 goalie.
The Urologist - Marc-André Bergeron, because he's the "PP Specialist".
Vodkov - Andrei Markov. You know, because of vodka.
WV - Word Verification. That stupid "word" that half the time you can't read but you have to enter into a box to prove you're human when making a comment. Turned into a comment meme where commentors try to use the "word" in a clever sentence. We could remove WV from the system, but then we'd get comment spam for things like "hot naked chicks" and "really hot naked chicks" and no one wants that.