Hot Babe With a Tenuous Relationship to Hockey of the Day

This is Kristin Bell, star of Veronica Mars and Heroes. She just gave an interview to NHL.com wherein she said she would like to "take an afternoon sponge bath in the Stanley Cup."* She also said that she was photographed in a school-girl outfit with the Cup (yowsa!) and that she would like to "fuck Chris Osgood."**

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Making the Cut

Congratulations to fifth Habs Fan Mike for making the team today after tiring tryouts. His coaches were heard saying that despite the illegal curve, his strong shaft put all doubts to rest. Good luck Mike for your season opener in September! Mazel Tov!