Today's preview and open thread is all about Tits and BJ's

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Tits are in the clear

While we wait for the big Finals preview, here's a little tidbit for you. RDS is reporting that the Montreal cops have gone through all the phone conversations (BURN THE TAPES), and Big Tits, Little Tits, and The Hamr will not be charged with any criminal wrongdoing stemming from their association with "alleged" mobster and drug dealer Pasquale Mangiola. Whew, I guess.

The Tits brothers could not be reached for comment, as they were last seen getting out of a Bentley and going into a bar with a bevy of hot chicks.

Photos of Large-Breasted Women to Live On at FHF

Restricted free agent Andrei Kostitsyn, aka Big Tits, has signed a 3-year deal reportedly worth $3.25 mill per.

Whew. On so many levels.

Give it Up. It's Over. Time to Move On. With Tits. Thrashers Game Preview and Open Thread

OK so we don't have Hossa. Who needs him? We've got Big Tits and Little Tits, baby!!! Tits are everywhere. Here's some quick bullet points about the game, we are too tired from the emotional stress of today to do much more.

• 7:30 PM start, Bell Centre. Habs have lost 2 straight and are 5-5 in their last 10. Atlanta is the same 5-5 in their last 10, losers of 3 in a row;
• Habs are 1-2 in 3 games (all shootouts!) against Atlanta this year. Huet won the one game;
• Kovy and Markov still hot. And Ryder - will he be relieved he's still here and we can get on with it?
• Some kid named Hossa won't be around for the Thrash, but their own Kovy ain't too bad, though he has only 1G and 3A in his last 7 games;
• Price listed as "cold" in the TSN preview. Ah well. Ha-lak! Ha-lak! Ha-lak!

On that note, let's play some puck!

The Morning Skate for Friday, December 14th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of seeing your name in the Mitchell Report...

• Habs win! Play decently! I know you don't believe it, but it's true. More later today;
• Oil end Wings winning streak, though it took a shootout to do it;
• Heatley scores, Spezza scores, Sens win, yada yada, they're back to normal;
  
• Flames score 9 goals and win. I miss the days when the Habs could score 9;
• TMS has decided to follow Mickey Ribs a little closer just to torture myself. Last night? 2 goals and 2 assists in a 4-1 win over the Kings. For the mathematically challenged, that means he was in on every goal. Kill me;
• Habs draftee The Subbanator makes Team Canada. Our resident World Junior expert Panger (look for him in Ottawa next year!) will have some analysis of the roster for you one of these days.
  

All hail the Tits Era in Montreal!