FHF Exclusive Eastern Conference Final Preview

Pens win. Seems pretty obvious.

Random Hot Woman with a Tenuous Relationship to Hockey of the Day

This is Czech (super?) model Simona Krainova. She dates Red Wings' center Jiri Hudler. The Red Wings open their series with the Stars on Thursday. That is all.

I love this off-season already. My mourning time is being reduced by the presence of Czech models.

h/t to Vakfan of Southern Bohemian Hoc(k)ey(j). Vakfan, we proudly take up the mantle of your "hockey related chick" series since you stopped posting.

Elisha Looking Hot Again, Dating Hockey Players with Good Spleens

Just to prove FHF ain't going nowhere, here's a post with a hot chick for no reason. Elisha Cuthbert, who for the last two years has not been looking all so good and making questionable friends, is back with a vengeance. She has a hot new spread in the current Maxim, and has hooked up with Dion Phaneuf. Those rumours have been floating around for a few months, but now there seems to be photographic evidence.

Mike Komisarek was reportedly heard saying "thank God that crazy slut found someone else. I was really scared for my testicles there for a while."

h/t to The Big Lead and AOL Fanhouse

What game last night?

The Habs may have played last night. Or they may not have. While you think about the possible re-emergence of Mr. Hyde, please enjoy these puck bunnies.